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Forum: Discourse About You! 27th March 2012, 09:58 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
So get a tattoo that says, "reticulated piece of...

So get a tattoo that says, "reticulated piece of shit."
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th March 2012, 05:55 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
I do enjoy fava beans and a nice Chianti. No...

I do enjoy fava beans and a nice Chianti. No liver though.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 23rd March 2012, 08:09 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,012
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
I just googled "honey extractor" and now I think...

I just googled "honey extractor" and now I think I'm on a DEA watchlist. :(
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st March 2012, 06:39 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
It seems Kiyoshi has a history of this ...

It seems Kiyoshi has a history of this (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=639700): INPUT ERROR QUERY: EXPLAIN THE EARTH CUSTOM YOU CALL "FUN"[/QUOTE]

It's time to assign one of...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 19th March 2012, 08:51 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 959
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Thank you.

Thank you.
Forum: Just the Facts 19th March 2012, 08:51 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,560
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
They transplant them to people with tiny penises.

They transplant them to people with tiny penises.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 18th March 2012, 08:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 959
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Godammitsomuch! That was spelled right on...

Godammitsomuch! That was spelled right on preview.

But my point stands. If you or I ended up being cookie bakers, that's pretty cool. Sure, you're not a King or among the very wise, but that's a...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 18th March 2012, 07:10 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,231
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
You've almost certainly seen it but just in case...

You've almost certainly seen it but just in case any list should include Tora, Tora, Tora, an account of the Pearl Harbor bombing which gave equal account to the American and Japanese perspectives.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 18th March 2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 959
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Tolkien: What was life like for the lesser elves?

And by that I don't mean the Sindar or dark elves or whatever. I mean the non-king, non-prince, non-great craftsmen in each group of elves. Someone had to dust the carvings and grow elf food and...
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th March 2012, 12:31 PM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
How do you even move around at 420? I mean even...

How do you even move around at 420? I mean even with the little fatty bike, that's for outside I guess, how do you even move around your own place at 420 lbs?[/QUOTE]Oh shit, 420 is his weight? I...
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th March 2012, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Meh, I think that's a perfectly fine solution. ...

Meh, I think that's a perfectly fine solution. There was absolutely nothing in there anyone is going to want to go back and read.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have a link to one of the old threads there? It...
Forum: Discourse About You! 15th March 2012, 08:40 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 126,935
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
No it is not.[/QUOTE] In fairness, knowing...

No it is not.[/QUOTE]

In fairness, knowing that has saved me from being bitchslapped into a coma a few times.
Forum: Discourse About You! 13th March 2012, 12:27 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,395
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Just like you weren't off your rocker when you...

Just like you weren't off your rocker when you were trying to celibately convert the gay Mormon?

Vanilla, you're nuttier than a macadamia grove. Loopier than the scariest roller coaster at the...
Forum: Discourse About You! 12th March 2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,811
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
At the time of the redesign, Reader editor Mara...

At the time of the redesign, Reader editor Mara Shalhoup told the Tribune that the goal was to make the Reader less insular, moving away from a tone she described as "the smartest-kids-in-the-room...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th March 2012, 08:34 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 109,529
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
When I first step out of the shower?...

When I first step out of the shower? Indubitably![/QUOTE]So, new towel every time then.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th February 2012, 10:55 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 109,529
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
That's a reasonable and smart reason to delay...

That's a reasonable and smart reason to delay upgrades. Contrast this with the derp, which won't do ANY mod in part because it goes away when you upgrade but then doesn't upgrade.

Bragging...
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th February 2012, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 122,974
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Argent would be one of those guys who tried to be...

Argent would be one of those guys who tried to be a serial killer but the hooker beats the shit out of him, then the pimp gets a turn and he goes whining to the police that he got robbed while he was...
Forum: Just the Facts 16th February 2012, 05:41 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,030
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Aaaaaal-a-BAM-a!

Who was the sportscaster who pronounced it that way back in the 70's? Mel Allen called a lot of their games but my memory doesn't visualize it as having been him. Curt Gowdy maybe? Wiki says he...
Forum: The Box 12th February 2012, 09:55 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,281
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
You can control when avocados ripen. For...

You can control when avocados ripen. For normal-time ripening, leave them out. For faster ripening put them in a paper bag with an apple. Roll the bag good and tight so no air gets in or out. Even...
Forum: The Pit 5th February 2012, 07:58 PM
Replies: 219
Views: 26,198
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Himmler had something similar.

Himmler had something similar.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th January 2012, 07:17 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 19,076
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
She seems to be a different flavor of...

She seems to be a different flavor of stupid.[/QUOTE]Nope, that's vanilla. One of her threads talked about here links to her real name and a picture.
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st January 2012, 08:36 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 19,076
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Liberal convinced himself that he had...

Liberal convinced himself that he had ontologically proved he didn't exist and then decided it would be unethical to do anything to disturb the proof.
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th January 2012, 02:17 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 7,621
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Ya don't suppose they're about to go tits up, do...

Ya don't suppose they're about to go tits up, do ya?[/QUOTE]
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-01-17/morgan-stanley-said-to-limit-cash-bonuses-increase-deferrals.html
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th December 2011, 12:23 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 51,586
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
Maybe they're hoping to be recruited to moderate...

Maybe they're hoping to be recruited to moderate for $40 to $80,000 per year like these guys.

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/comment-moderator-the-dirtiest-job-on-the-internet-12012011.html...
Forum: Discourse About You! 1st December 2011, 11:01 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 6,340
Posted By Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.
No, she's right. We do. ...

No, she's right. We do. :sciencefail:[/QUOTE]Laying down, maybe. Standing up it is the short person who should suck. It's just easier that way.
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