Thank you, everyone. I feel ever so welcome.
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Random Precision, if you're looking for puns, you're in the wrong thread.
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Pons Nisslbody, there are quite a few of us, we're not an endangered species, but I am one of the rare breeds that doesn't shitpost.
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Jaglavak, I'll start with you. Are there any other volunteers?
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JackieLikesVariety, The one that will grant me immortality if I perform ritual human sacrifice, obviously.
Thank you all for welcoming me and allowing a millennial wander around unsupervised.