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Originally Posted by Khampelf
The OP sez it's magically bonded to me, and I think that would preclude eating me. Plus, lotsa guys would love to be drained of vital fluids every night. Arachnid Fellatitus.
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Fuck my vivid imagination!
Me, I'd have to go with
Miss Purl McKnittington and ride a giant chicken. Because no one can glare at people like a chicken can.