Screeeeeech! Back up the truck.
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Originally Posted by hajario
A good friend turned 50 last year and had been putting off his colonoscopy so we made a deal. He got his procedure a couple of weeks ago.
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So lie, hello? Like he's gonna check? Have you lost your entire mind?
Look, think about it logically. If you join the Peace Corp first thing tomorrow morning, you can be on a cargo plane to Rwanda by Friday. They'll never find you.