Is Fenris here?

Count_De_Monet · #1 14th April 2010, 09:58 AM

If he is, he should definitely not get in touch with me, on account of his old hotmail address not working, regarding a matter in which he has not won a million dollars...wait a minute...I actually did mean one of those "nots"...

Ummm...anyway, I hope this is in compliance with the board rules. This one is for advice, it sez, so...I'm advising him to do this. Or not do it...

*Veb* · #2 14th April 2010, 10:07 AM

Are you that guy dying of cancer who has a few million dollars held up in a foreign bank that you want to leave to a guy with a wolf avatar?

Zeener Diode · #3 14th April 2010, 10:10 AM

Fenris has a stalker?

I thought Fenris did the stalking.

Count_De_Monet · #4 14th April 2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

Are you that guy dying of cancer who has a few million dollars held up in a foreign bank that you want to leave to a guy with a wolf avatar?

No, but I did run into that guy, and I gave him Fenris' old hotmail address, but unfortunately it didn't work. And now it's too late, and all his money will go to the Ward Churchill Foundation. Alas and alack...

SmartAleq · #5 14th April 2010, 11:00 AM

So we're waiting for Fenris now? Hokay then... *sits down, kicks back, pops a beer*

Detroit Hoser · #6 14th April 2010, 11:01 AM

Yeah, we're waiting. You know that it takes him forever to do his hairs.

*Fenris* · #7 14th April 2010, 11:01 AM

Yeeesss?

I don't think I still have that hotmail account. You can always PM me here. Or I've got a gmail address connected with this site that I never use.

Count_De_Monet · #8 14th April 2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

You can always PM me here.

I can? Oh....ohhhhh, I can.

...

Except, I can't:

Quote:

Count_De_Monet, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Jeff · #9 14th April 2010, 11:10 AM

I think this guy is an imposter. If he was really french he'd be the Comte de Monet.

ETA: Also I think PMs are restricted to people with more than 10 posts, we had some spamming problems for a while. Just spam another 7 posts in this thread and you're fine.

Tell us about the secret horrible things about Fenris that we don't already know.

*Veb* · #10 14th April 2010, 11:10 AM

Ah, now everything becomes clear. It's an unknown love child, spawn of a brief yet forbidden union with either a dwarf cabaret dancer or something more appropriately classified as a vegetable. Possibly something along the kumquat line, or maybe an unusually voluputous spaghetti squash. The exact details are murky yet entertaining.

Do not volunteer DNA.

SmartAleq · #11 14th April 2010, 11:12 AM

It's a spam thing, Count, you need to have (I think) ten posts to be able to PM so get crackalackin' on that!

Mbossa · #12 14th April 2010, 11:12 AM

The board won't let you send PMs yet because it's not sure you're not a spammer. The way to convince the board you're not a spammer is by spamming it with posts until your post count reaches 10.

*Fenris* · #13 14th April 2010, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count_De_Monet

I can? Oh....ohhhhh, I can.

...

Except, I can't:

Post 7 more times. I won't box you if you just do a one word for post thing.

Uthrecht · #14 14th April 2010, 11:19 AM

Yeah, that's a trap right there.

*Fenris* · #15 14th April 2010, 11:20 AM

I said I wouldn't box HIM.

You, on the other hand.....

Zeener Diode · #16 14th April 2010, 11:21 AM

Did someone say TRAP?

Rock · #17 14th April 2010, 11:23 AM

I seem to recall reading somewhere that you need at least 10 posts before you can PM someone.

Something about spam.

The Futility of Nihilism · #18 14th April 2010, 11:24 AM

Counting to ten is hard. I'm sure glad someone put that handy helper in the tag section.

Rock · #19 14th April 2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Counting to ten is hard. I'm sure glad someone put that handy helper in the tag section.

It wasn't me- my keyboard doesn't have a "10" key.

Zeener Diode · #20 14th April 2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

It wasn't me- my keyboard doesn't have a "10" key.

Psst! It's next to the "ANY" key.

Rock · #21 14th April 2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Psst! It's next to the "ANY" key.

D'oh!

Count_De_Monet · #22 14th April 2010, 11:41 AM

Isn't anyone going to tell me why I can't access the PM function? This poor service will certainly be reflected in my tip...

Count_De_Monet · #23 14th April 2010, 11:43 AM

This post intentionally left blank.

Except for that notice.

And that one.

And that one.

And that one.

And that one...

Count_De_Monet · #24 14th April 2010, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff

I think this guy is an imposter. If he was really french he'd be the Comte de Monet.

Did I mention, it's pronounced DEE MO NAY. That's DEE MO NAY. Please make a note of it.

Count_De_Monet · #25 14th April 2010, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff

Tell us about the secret horrible things about Fenris that we don't already know.

Well, I have known him much longer than he's been on this board. But the dossier I keep strictly for blackmail purposes. I certainly won't just give that stuff away...

Zeener Diode · #26 14th April 2010, 11:47 AM

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Count_De_Monet · #27 14th April 2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Did someone say TRAP?

Our Star Cruisers cannot repel firepower of that magnitude!

Count_De_Monet · #28 14th April 2010, 11:51 AM

Talkin'bout dang ole, need two posts man, clickclickclickclickclickclick naked ladies...

Sleeps With Butterflies · #29 14th April 2010, 11:52 AM

I will not believe any garbage the riff raff spews about Fennie.

The Futility of Nihilism · #30 14th April 2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Now you've done it!

issed:

Count_De_Monet · #31 14th April 2010, 11:55 AM

Professor Chaos vs...vs...Repairman Jack. But...the Professor is armed with a Plot Device of your choosing.

Count_De_Monet · #32 14th April 2010, 11:57 AM

Ten posts and it's still not working. You're all out to get me, aren't you? Darn you! Darn you to Heck!

*Veb* · #33 14th April 2010, 11:58 AM

Aaannnd the Count is zooming right along in the critical post count stakes! Soon, so very soon, we shall learn the hideous secrets of Fen's past.

It might have something to do with musicals. Or shop-lifted comic books.

Wait, wait...what if he's been a stealth Democrat all along?!

Rock · #34 14th April 2010, 11:58 AM

I seem to recall reading somewhere that you now need at least 20 posts before you can PM someone.

Something about spam.

Count_De_Monet · #35 14th April 2010, 12:00 PM

In the meantime, Fenris, why are you a "Fallen" Administrator? Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?

SmartAleq · #36 14th April 2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Count_De_Monet

In the meantime, Fenris, why are you a "Fallen" Administrator? Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?

_{Pssssst, look down at the very, very, very bottom of the page...}

*Veb* · #37 14th April 2010, 12:02 PM

I bet you anything* the guy's selling knockoff Viagra manufactured in some unpronounceable hellhole in the former Soviet Union. He just has that look about him...

*With the exception of anything I myself own.

Count_De_Monet · #38 14th April 2010, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

I seem to recall reading somewhere that you now need at least 20 posts before you can PM someone.

Something about spam.

Mmmm-hmmm. Then it'll be 30. Then 50. Maybe I do need to break out that dossier...

Elyanna · #39 14th April 2010, 12:06 PM

The account upgrade doesn't happen right away. I think it takes up to an hour.

Meanwhile, SPILL THE BEANS

Count_De_Monet · #40 14th April 2010, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

_{Pssssst, look down at the very, very, very bottom of the page...}

Ahhhhh. Good lord, Fenris. Don't you know, you need to use javascript for that sort of thing? Or at least php...

Jeff · #41 14th April 2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleeps With Butterflies

I will not believe any garbage the riff raff spews about Fennie.

He has no alibi for the time last night when Panda was killed.

Count_De_Monet · #42 14th April 2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TVeblen

I bet you anything* the guy's selling knockoff Viagra manufactured in some unpronounceable hellhole in the former Soviet Union. He just has that look about him...[/SIZE]

Please! I just trying to buy vowels! For my childrens! You Americans, you are so rich, never you have to struggle to pronounce words such as Kyrg...Kyrgrgist..Kyr...arrrrgh!

The Futility of Nihilism · #43 14th April 2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff

He has no alibi for the time last night when Panda was killed.

Yes but in his defense he also has no alibi for the time last night when Tony Clifton was killed.

Jaglavak · #44 14th April 2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

It wasn't me- my keyboard doesn't have a "10" key.

10key. 10key very much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Aaannnd the Count is zooming right along in the critical post count stakes! Soon, so very soon, we shall learn the hideous secrets of Fen's past. ....Wait, wait...what if he's been a stealth Democrat all along?!

Hey now! There ain't no call for that kinda langwidge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeps With Butterflies

I will not believe any garbage the riff raff spews about Fennie.

While I, on the other paw, pledge to believe any and all accusations against Fenris. He wouldn't a been accused if he warn't guilty.

SmartAleq · #45 14th April 2010, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Yes but in his defense he also has no alibi for the time last night when Tony Clifton was killed.

That was a mercy killing at worst--if Fenris is the one what done it, 'twas a fair cop.

BJMoose · #46 14th April 2010, 03:26 PM

Hey, Count, you have to hammer ten posts into a can of Spam before it's edible.

Steerpike · #47 14th April 2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Count_De_Monet

Ummm...anyway, I hope this is in compliance with the board rules.

What, there are rules now? Fascist oppressors!

Pencil · #48 21st April 2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scissorjack

What, there are rules now? Fascist oppressors!

This.

I'm actually a bit concerned by the turn of events.

wring · #49 21st April 2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff

He has no alibi for the time last night when Panda was killed.

Panda is dead???

Kat · #50 21st April 2010, 03:20 PM

Naw, he resurrected.