Silly fetishes ... of the FUTURE!

[Fish]

Okay, we get it. Necrophilia, bestiality, leather, latex, glasses, cigars, stomping, cigarettes, girls with short haircuts, guys with body hair, people with amputations ... there's a thousand fetishes out there. But they're all played out, man. Old news. Yawn. They're all based on what can happen in reality. They're so analog these days.

We're the ultrapostmodern year 2410, when full-sensory virtual reality devices are pre-installed with your microimplant telephone; you can be anyone, anything, anywhere! And nobody watches dumb old movies any more, because they're non-immersive bisensual 2D linear stories. You don't even get your choice of endings? No joystick control over the chase scenes? The story just happens at you, what kind of entertainment is that?

Bionics are everywhere. Artificial eyes? No problem. You wanna download your brain onto a thumbdrive and email yourself across the Atlantic? Go for it! Computers are everywhere anyway! You can even get computer screens embedded in your skin!

You want genetics? We gotcher genetics here. Custom DNA, xenografted gene splices, any combination you like. Tired of being 6 feet tall and Caucasian? Go to the splice store and change up!

Nanobots? Sure, we got nanobots. Try some on for size!

What are going to be the silly, odd, creepy, or naughty delights ... of the FUTURE? (echo echo echo)

I'll start:

Virtual reality:
Sex on the sun. Come on, you know you want to.
Invisible orgy. Once the clothes come off, you have no idea who's in the room with you.
Six arms. Hey, why not?

Bionics and microelectronics:
Remote control. You get to control my bionic limbs, I get to control yours.
Boob TV. Active subdermal digital tattoos means you can turn your rack into a television screen. Or better yet, advertising space!

Genetics:
Seven feet tall. It's the new six feet tall!

Nanobots:
Combiner bots. Combine two people into one body! Fun at parties.