Is WednesdayAddams a poopyhead?

Uthrecht · #1 21st July 2011, 01:14 PM

I invite you to consider carefully before voting. It is a difficult option, and I know how burdensome this kind of choice can be, so I am making all options public.

Dazzling White Diamonds · #2 21st July 2011, 01:15 PM

Where's the damned poll?

KidVermicious · #3 21st July 2011, 01:15 PM

BOX BOX BOX

KidVermicious · #4 21st July 2011, 01:15 PM

Jesus, Uth, it doesn't take that long to post a poll.

WednesdayAddams · #5 21st July 2011, 01:15 PM

Comments and polls on moderator actions go in Getting Started. Let me move it for you.

ETA: Option three, definitely.

KidVermicious · #6 21st July 2011, 01:15 PM

I would have thought you'd be better at this by now.

Uthrecht · #7 21st July 2011, 01:16 PM

Now, now, I know you're all champing at the bit to let out your feelings about her, but please understand that this kind of thing takes time. We can Box her later.

KidVermicious · #8 21st July 2011, 01:16 PM

Would somebody teach Uth how to post a poll, for craps sake?

Dazzling White Diamonds · #9 21st July 2011, 01:16 PM

I ♥ Wenz.

KidVermicious · #10 21st July 2011, 01:16 PM

At least he put it in the right forum this time.

Dudley · #11 21st July 2011, 01:16 PM

I do not see Chimichanga in the list of items.

Dazzling White Diamonds · #12 21st July 2011, 01:17 PM

Where's the damned "wombat" option?

Uthrecht · #13 21st July 2011, 01:17 PM

I had not considered calling Wed a damned wombat. That's a good idea for next time.

WednesdayAddams · #14 21st July 2011, 01:18 PM

That's okay. I fixed it for you. Again.

Doyle · #15 21st July 2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dazzling White Diamonds

I ♥ Wenz.

Brownnoser

The Futility of Nihilism · #16 21st July 2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dazzling White Diamonds

I ♥ that big poopyhead Wenz.

FTFY

Uthrecht · #17 21st July 2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

That's okay. I fixed it for you. Again.

That was DAMNED wombat. Good Lord, do I need to write you ANOTHER letter?

The Futility of Nihilism · #18 21st July 2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

That's okay. I fixed it for you. Again.

That was DAMNED wombat. Good Lord, do I need to write you ANOTHER letter?

She can't be a DAMNED wombat, she doesn't believe in Hell. DUH

WednesdayAddams · #19 21st July 2011, 01:22 PM

You need to write proper polls to begin with. Here are my tips and tricks for a successful poll:

1. Always have at least 4 options
2. Know your options in advance, thus avoiding poll delay. Poll delay makes posters annoyed.
3. Make polls multiple choice. Lots of people end up conflicted and not voting because you didn't give them options.
4. Wombat, wombat, wombat.

I hope you find this helpful.

VOTE WENZ FOR BIG MEANIE POOPIEHEAD!

stormie · #20 21st July 2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

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WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT SOUR CREAM?

Grilled marinated chicken, salsa, guacamole.

Your inability to process dairy is not my problem. SOUR CREAM GOES ON TACOS DEAL!

I wrest my case

AND I REFUSE TO VOTE BIG MEANIE POOPIEHEAD SO THERE!

WednesdayAddams · #21 21st July 2011, 01:26 PM

From whom are you wresting it?

stormie · #22 21st July 2011, 01:30 PM

that guy on the right. no, my right --->

Uthrecht · #23 21st July 2011, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

3. Make polls multiple choice. Lots of people end up conflicted and not voting because you didn't give them options.
4. Wombat, wombat, wombat.

Nonsense to 3. You would have me ask "what is best in life?" and have people say, "well, I kinda like to pillage, but naps are nice too."

Also nonsense to 4. See point again for thread. YOU VOTE AND VOTE NOW!

You yourself endorse the voting bit.

sturmhauke · #24 21st July 2011, 02:13 PM

Wenz for Wombat!

Jaglavak · #25 21st July 2011, 02:27 PM

I just wanna know how the hell she got elected mod? One minute she was charter member Wenz and the next minute - BOOM! Jackboots up to there.

eleanorigby · #26 21st July 2011, 02:35 PM

Upon what criteria is your judgement of her poopyheadedness based? We need evidence to review, else she stays a wombat to me.

Taur · #27 21st July 2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaglavak

I just wanna know how the hell she got elected mod? One minute she was charter member Wenz and the next minute - BOOM! Jackboots up to there.

How's a girl say 'No' to thigh-high lace ups?

*Giraffe* · #28 21st July 2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaglavak

I just wanna know how the hell she got elected mod? One minute she was charter member Wenz and the next minute - BOOM! Jackboots up to there.

She ambushed me outside my house and held a rusty screwdriver to my neck until I agreed to make her a mod. Then she punched me in the stomach and told me I'd better or she'd come back.

mlerose · #29 21st July 2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

She ambushed me outside my house and held a rusty screwdriver to my neck until I agreed to make her a mod. Then she punched me in the stomach and told me I'd better or she'd come back.

I hope someone took video.

Dazzling White Diamonds · #30 21st July 2011, 03:41 PM

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I ♥ Wenz.

Brownnoser

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Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

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I ♥ that big poopyhead Wenz.

FTFY

I ♥ both of you SO HARD... you big poopyheads.

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That was DAMNED wombat. Good Lord, do I need to write you ANOTHER letter?

She can't be a DAMNED wombat, she doesn't believe in Hell. DUH

I lawled.

Jeff · #31 21st July 2011, 03:42 PM

She threatened you with a cocktail made with orange juice, vodka and worcestershire sauce?

Giraffe: The other weaker sex.

*Giraffe* · #32 21st July 2011, 03:45 PM

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She threatened you with a cocktail made with orange juice, vodka and worcestershire sauce?

Yes! It looked gross.

Jaglavak · #33 21st July 2011, 04:15 PM

Wooster sauce? In orange juice? Seek therapy, dude.

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

She ambushed me outside my house and held a rusty screwdriver to my neck until I agreed to make her a mod. Then she punched me in the stomach and told me I'd better or she'd come back.

Oh. Well OK then.

BJMoose · #34 21st July 2011, 05:12 PM

What would I get if I assaulted Giraffe with a Shirley Temple?

Uthrecht · #35 21st July 2011, 05:13 PM

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What would I get if I assaulted Giraffe with a Shirley Temple?

A good ship Lollipop.

Khampelf · #36 21st July 2011, 05:18 PM

Wenz is my favorite Mod.

She taught me that you cannot incarcerate a turtle for long, if the turtle maintains a positive mental attitude.

Dudley · #37 21st July 2011, 05:19 PM

I don't know about any of this, but mah bellah is full of nachos.

Harry · #38 21st July 2011, 05:33 PM

I refuse to vote.

I believe Ms Addams is the epitome of The State Of Being Awesome.™

Everybody except Dazzling White Diamonds and Khampelf is just a spoiled, whiney Dodohead. If intelligence was gasoline, combined y'all wouldn't have enough to drive a pissant's motorscooter around a dime.

So there, you big Meanies...

Khampelf · #39 21st July 2011, 05:36 PM

I voted for option three only because Wenz wanted me to...

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Dudley · #40 21st July 2011, 05:37 PM

For the first time in my life I went with the wombat vote, because Wenz is way cool. Like, srsly.

Jeff · #41 21st July 2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Giraffe

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She threatened you with a cocktail made with orange juice, vodka and worcestershire sauce?

Yes! It looked gross.

If she dropped it in a toilet first I'm sure you'd have found it irresistible.

Chacoguy · #42 21st July 2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Khampelf

Wenz is my favorite Mod.

She taught me that you cannot incarcerate a turtle for long, if the turtle maintains a positive mental attitude.

Last edited by Khampelf; Today at 07:18 PM. Reason: clarity

*Giraffe* · #43 21st July 2011, 05:47 PM

You're just jealous because no one is ever waiting for you outside your house.

OH SNAP!

Edit: Fuck you, Chacoguy!! I hate you so much!

Jeff · #44 21st July 2011, 05:56 PM

For the last time, the YMCA is not a house. And it is most certainly not your house.

Khampelf · #45 21st July 2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chacoguy

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Originally Posted by Khampelf

Wenz is my favorite Mod.

She taught me that you cannot incarcerate a turtle for long, if the turtle maintains a positive mental attitude.

Last edited by Khampelf; Today at 07:18 PM. Reason: clarity

Oh, OK. You got me.

Last edited by Khampelf; Today at 07:18 PM. Reason: ~~clarity~~ style.

You see, at first I typed ...for long, so long as the...

Using 'if' instead of 'so long as' tightened the sentence up, and eliminated the double use of the word 'long'.

So, clarity or style, whichever.

Sheesh.

Wolf Larsen · #46 21st July 2011, 06:35 PM

I think the conclusion that Wnez is a meanie and a poopyhead is on the firmest ground. But the question is, what percentage meanie and what percentage poopyhead. After a thorough review of the literature I think she is 62% meanie, because she enjoys supressing fun and 38% poopyhead because she herself does not know how to have fun.

BJMoose · #47 21st July 2011, 06:56 PM

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Bolded the part chacoguy bolded, is that OK?

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Zeener Diode · #48 21st July 2011, 06:59 PM

Can she be 48% meanie, 32% poopyhead and 19% marshmallow fluff? With a 1% margin of error.

Xploder · #49 21st July 2011, 07:18 PM

If I see one more wombat choice in a poll, I'm gonna come to all your houses and chop off al your fingers so you can't post that shit any fucking more.

For shit's sake people, it was funny MAYBE the first couple of times. Now it's just retarded.

Also, WednesdayAddams is my secret lover. Don't tell anyone.

Random Precision · #50 21st July 2011, 07:42 PM

Yanno, poopyhead, meanie, and wombat are not mutually exclusive. Noboby is a half poopyhead or a semi-meanie. Beauty may be skin deep, but poopyheaded meanness goes all the way to the bone.

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Also, WednesdayAddams is my secret lover. Don't tell anyone.

Have you let her in on the secret yet?

View Poll Results: MEANIE MEANIE
OMG she is such a poopyhead!	7	16.67%
I disagree, she's really just a big meanie.	12	28.57%
She is both a poopyhead and a meanie.	15	35.71%
WednesdayAddams is a wombat in disguise	23	54.76%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll