Godzilla v. Taggart: The Death Match (PPV)

[Taggart]

That irradiated iguana has been a-stompin' up the prairie fer a couple years now, an' it's high time some feller did somethin' about it, an' that's what Ah aim to do.

After extensive negotiations by Private Telegraph, that heela monster an' me have agreed to duke it out here, live, in living color, on the Gee-raff Boards. Winner gets to take the filly of his choice to the Number Six Dance. Loser gets a date with the undertaker, Digger Johnson.

No hittin' below the belt (not that that overgrown lizard has anything below the belt). Other'n that, anything goes.


Anything ya wanna add, big guy? If not, let's shake hands an' git down to business.