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Old 19th June 2020, 06:29 AM
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The Box thread
Are you a relatively new Raffer ( ~50 posts or less?)
Do you want to be a fully initiated r
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If you request it, I will box you, which will make you one of us. If you’re not a new Raffer I maybox you anyway but no promises.

The box is largely a cool place, but when you leave you will smell like Giraffe pee
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Old 19th June 2020, 06:37 AM
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Hmm. This smells like a trap of some kind...

And pee.
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Old 19th June 2020, 06:41 AM
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Old 19th June 2020, 06:45 AM
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Act now! The next ten callers will also get unlimited access to The Box Petri Dish Hot Tub, and all the Clorox they can drink!
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Old 19th June 2020, 06:52 AM
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Act now! The next ten callers will also get unlimited access to The Box Petri Dish Hot Tub, and all the Clorox they can drink!
Don't do that, you fool!!!!

You're supposed to inject it.
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Old 19th June 2020, 07:00 AM
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I love this place but THAT BOX is cruel and unusual punishment. Take Febrez and hand sanitizer. You won't need TP.
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Old 19th June 2020, 07:03 AM
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Box me! Box me!

....that's like a juice box or something right?......so apple?
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Old 19th June 2020, 07:09 AM
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Juice box? You wish. It's more like a crate previously used to ship hogs with diarrhea. And they never even hosed it out.
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Old 19th June 2020, 07:28 AM
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Old 19th June 2020, 07:35 AM
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Juice box? You wish. It's more like a crate previously used to ship hogs with diarrhea. And they never even hosed it out.
Ham horks and hog bowels!
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Old 19th June 2020, 08:13 AM
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I'm still in therapy after my time in the Box, and regardless of what they tell you during the sign-up interview, the Gweeb health insurance does not cover Box-related therapy...nor do they reimburse you the cost of your hazmat suit...you really gotta read the fine print...especially the part about Californian garbage and reality TV shows...
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Old 19th June 2020, 08:22 AM
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I was in the Box once for just an hour I think. Still have the damn rash.
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Old 19th June 2020, 08:25 AM
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Old 19th June 2020, 09:14 AM
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Wear a mask.
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Old 19th June 2020, 10:16 AM
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Box me! Box me!

....that's like a juice box or something right?......so apple?
Your command is my wish.
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Old 19th June 2020, 10:40 AM
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Fenris, I'm trying to invite nice peeps over and here you go boxing folks.
Be nice or you won't get Ready whip on yer pie.

we need a Ready whip emoji, just sayin'

ETA seems it's spelled Reddi-wip
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Old 19th June 2020, 10:45 AM
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that works
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Old 19th June 2020, 10:48 AM
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The Box? ‘‘Tis a silly place. Let’s not go
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Old 19th June 2020, 11:10 AM
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Old 19th June 2020, 12:11 PM
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Bah, kids today. You talk about how the Box is this terrible experience. Back in my day, we had BARBI. The Box was truly horrific then, not the mildly annoying time out it is today.

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Old 19th June 2020, 12:51 PM
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I bet you had to go in barefoot! That's truly disgusting.
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Old 19th June 2020, 01:48 PM
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Bah, kids today. You talk about how the Box is this terrible experience. Back in my day, we had BARBI. The Box was truly horrific then, not the mildly annoying time out it is today.
BARBI was bad. Very bad. shudders
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Old 19th June 2020, 08:36 PM
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Do I qualify as a relatively new Raffer?
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Old 20th June 2020, 12:02 AM
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Bah, kids today. You talk about how the Box is this terrible experience. Back in my day, we had BARBI. The Box was truly horrific then, not the mildly annoying time out it is today.
BARBI was bad. Very bad. shudders
I have met BARBI. She's real. It's all real.
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Old 20th June 2020, 05:36 AM
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It depends on whether or not Barbi took your Geeb cherry yet.
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Old 20th June 2020, 05:58 AM
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Old 20th June 2020, 07:10 AM
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Can my new pony fit into the box, too? I don't go anywhere without him.
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Old 20th June 2020, 07:42 AM
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Can my new pony fit into the box, too? I don't go anywhere without him.
You know what happened to the last pony that went to the box? Yeah, that's right.
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Old 20th June 2020, 07:51 AM
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If my pony was dead I wouldn't have to share my nuts with him anymore. So that's alright. Riding him will be more fun if he's alive though, so I'll probably teach Hoofer to jump over the box instead of going in.


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Old 20th June 2020, 07:53 AM
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Hey, a fellow rodent! Cool!
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Can my new pony fit into the box, too? I don't go anywhere without him.
You know what happened to the last pony that went to the box? Yeah, that's right.
What about the cat?
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Old 20th June 2020, 08:24 AM
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Do I qualify as a relatively new Raffer?
Yes
Not quite as bad as I expected.
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Old 20th June 2020, 08:25 AM
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Hi Rat Diva! Do you play that violin or just chew on it? Maybe a little of both? I'll give you ten walnuts for a tiny concert.
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Old 20th June 2020, 08:38 AM
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Holy moly! Ten entire walnuts?? That's Matchbox 20 money!
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Old 20th June 2020, 08:47 AM
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I am a connoisseur of the arts. It soothes the nerves. Hoofer likes it, too.


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Hi Rat Diva! Do you play that violin or just chew on it? Maybe a little of both? I'll give you ten walnuts for a tiny concert.
I've played violin in the past (and lost ) so nowadays I mostly use it to kabong people who annoy me. That's why so many people here have bruises on their ankles
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Old 20th June 2020, 09:30 AM
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Not quite as bad as I expected.
Just wait until after dark
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Ooh, a weapon. Smart thinking.

I agree that people can be very annoying. I usually just throw walnuts at their heads. Maybe get Hoofer to stomp them if I'm really mad. My bazooka is only used for chases.


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Hi Rat Diva! Do you play that violin or just chew on it? Maybe a little of both? I'll give you ten walnuts for a tiny concert.
I've played violin in the past (and lost ) so nowadays I mostly use it to kabong people who annoy me. That's why so many people here have bruises on their ankles
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Old 27th June 2020, 09:44 PM
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Soooo...does the smell ever come off? I tried tomato juice, vinegar, baking soda, you name it.
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Old 28th June 2020, 05:04 AM
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No. You just accept it after a while and then the Covid takes away your sense of smell. So it's all good.
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You know what happened to the last pony that went to the box? Yeah, that's right.
What about the cat?
You have to open the box to find out.
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Old 28th June 2020, 09:03 AM
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The line under my name claims that I'm a Charter Member.

It's lying, I tell you, it's lying!

And I need to go get something else done, anyway.
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Old 28th June 2020, 10:23 AM
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Are you a relatively new Raffer ( ~50 posts or less?)
Do you want to be a fully initiated r
Raffer?

If you request it, I will box you, which will make you one of us. If you’re not a new Raffer I maybox you anyway but no promises.

The box is largely a cool place, but when you leave you will smell like Giraffe pee
What's an "r
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Old 28th June 2020, 06:20 PM
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Wait. Wait. Does this mean there's a secret club and I'm not in it?!?!?!
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Wait, why is Nominal in the box forever? Did I miss something?
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