Happy Newly Years!

[Burpy]

Hello!
How DO you do?
I just want ti inform you all, that as previously mentioned, my family and I will be burping mightily all across the skies in Newly York State.
As usual,I shall be at timely square, and as usual, should you hear loud rumblings from up there, up there in the clouds, please do not not worry, for it is solely I and my family greeting each other in our traditional new years-burps, which as you know, travel much happily in the outer stratosphere.
We wish you well yes, very well yes we do.
I wish you all a very happy nightly adventure yes I do, and also so does my family.

Please stay safe.

Thankings.

Burpy

[Random Precision]

And a Burpy New Year to you as well!!

[thylacine]

Oh 2023? Been there for hours now. You lot really are so, well, 2022.

Cute though in an old fashioned way.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by thylacine

Oh 2023? Been there for hours now.

science!

[Burpy]

When my ancestors burped in your part of the world, we were warmly welcomed yes we were for we hop a little bit like your wildlife, and we drink more than an average marsupial can carry in the disgustingly non-refrigerated carry bags.

For this reason we were made into an instrument in your part of the world. Your original inhabitants lovingly understanding the finer elements of cloudy burps. The famous Didgeridoo (which is basically a burpiy communicator in a fancy pipe) is but one of the results of these early infra-planetary encounters between my fore-fathers and yours.

[thylacine]

We will always be grateful for the burpy didg, thank you. Any reason why women aren’t supposed to play, mysogynistic ancestors of yours?

Don’t knock the marsupial carry bags, things ferment in there really well, possibly more hiccupy than Burpy though.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Random Precision

And a Burpy New Year to you as well!!

Just so long as he doesn't do it in the clouds above my head, 5 hour's drive away from Times Square, I don't give a shit. I'm going to bed in another half-hour or less, and I DON'T want to be woken up for a holiday I don't give a shit about.

Burping in Times Square doesn't bother me. You could set off a nuclear bomb, there, and it won't bother me at all. I probably can't even see it from here. Burping in the clouds above my head, waking me up, will... And then I shall get pissed. You won't like me when I'm pissed. I've been well irradiated!

[Wolf Larsen]

Happy New Year, Burpy! I hope this coming year is full of thunderous eructations.

[Senpai]

Happy New Years, Burpy! The gaseous cacophony I'm sure is going to be quite the sight (and sound) to behold! I wish you nothing but the sparkliest of wines and grape juices to keep the merriment lively!

[Burpy]

Hello and yes, I hope you found it not too badly yes.
I do apologize for my Aunt Sassy, she just learned to whistle using the internet (Duolongo I think), and she has quite, eh, lungs. I do think we managed to overwhelm her with classic burps though, it was close.
Until next year, friendly people, and I do wish you all the bestestest yes I do.

hattip

The smiley is for the Giraffe man once he kills the gremlins, because he allows me to live a simple life here, just as the original prophets designed.

Thank you.

(PS. I was once a very famous gremlin hunter. Just saying.)

[Burpy]

Hello yes, and thanks and stuff and things.

I have been told by the Master Burper, that it would seem human if I share the statically statistics of the recent Newly Years of which I believe that several peoples of this boardyness have particiminated.

So, here you go, for your happiness and stuff.

Members of the Burpy family up there in the clouds: 42
Members communicating while above North America: 23
Members festively making thunderous approvals above New York City: 1 (it was me)
Burps given concerning current affairs: 1496
Burps given in appreciation of Mrs Burps: 3852
Number of Earthquakes caused by skyly burps: 7
Number of Presidential approvals (via the secret service): 1
Number of Wombats injured: 2
Number of Giraffes asking for love: 1
Number of sandwiches wrapped in plastic with a note to mind the spatula: 1
Amount of energy released in cloudly thunder and lightning: 2.3 Burpatons
Ladies in despair rescued from medieval castles: 4
Number of BBQs affected: 1
Approval Rating from humans: 100
NPS Score from humans: 10
Number of Doggies affected: 0
Number of lobsters consumed: 3
Number of US States burped at: 52
Mentions on social media and TV: 0
Number of wedding rings stuffed into noses: 0
Depth of the world oceans where our burps could be detected: Not many know this (Marinara Trench)
Amount of goats shot at the clouds using goat cannons in disagreement with us: 2
Number of blimps destroyed: 1
Number of prophets and unbelievers converted: 9
Average amplitude of midnight burps: 2 Pascals
Amount of people blessed and protected by Burpily oversight for the year 2023: 6 Billion.

Please do let me know if I should be bringing your complaints to management yes.
Thank you.

[JimNightshade]

Happy New Years all,
Stay safe, have fun!

[Flying Saucerian]

For some, those tend to contradict each other...

[C2H5OH]

If it doesn't go boom, it isn't fun
If it does go boom, it isn't safe

[Diamonds02]

Happy New Y……..*belches like Barney from the Simpson’s*

[Radical Edward]

Burpy, why don't you come join our party in the other thread? Happy New Year!

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Radical Edward

Burpy, why don't you come join our party in the other thread? Happy New Year!

Burpy got himself banninated a little while back. He ain't gonna be joining any party here beneath the clouds. But if you stuck your head out the door at midnight, you might have heard him belch.

[Radical Edward]

Wat. I would swear I've seen him around more recently than the OP. I do remember him being semi perma boxed for a while.

Also I've always assumed that Burpy is 7. So.