The dancing thread

[JimNightshade]

This is the the chat where we stop talking and start dancing.



What is your excuse for not dancing like a maniac?

[JimNightshade]

For me, it is because reasons.

[running coach]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

This is the the chat where we stop talking and start dancing.



What is your excuse for not dancing like a maniac?

Maniacs said I was ruining their image.

[Rat Diva]

ABout the same here.

[Flying Saucerian]

Can't dance. I'll tip over.

[Jaglavak]

My gang name is Stumbling Ox, OK? I'm saving lives here.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

What is your excuse for not dancing like a maniac?

Covid. It hurts too much to even get out of my recliner. Speaking of which, I've got to take a piss. I guess I'll have to endure the pain, or piss my pants.

[Scuba Ben]

Some movie described closed-position dancing as "shuffling [his] feet and grabbing [her] ass." If you keep you and your partner centered over your shuffling feet, falling over is unlikely and bumping into other people doesn't cause harm.

[Jaglavak]

Woah, everyone is dancing! The walls are dancing too!
Maybe I shouldn't have taken acid and roofies together.

[Sputnik]

Something is wrong. I can’t quite figure out what it might be. But it’s wrong. Maybe I should open this door? Should I? It’s green if that helps.

[stormie]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

For me, it is because reasons.

Jim must dance! Bed dance it ya hafta. I have faith

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

Something is wrong. I can’t quite figure out what it might be. But it’s wrong. Maybe I should open this door? Should I? It’s green if that helps.

Opening the green door does not work out well for you, but it's your choice. Don't blame the rest of us if it doesn't work out well...

[Flying Saucerian]

Well, there's an old piano and they play it hot behind there...

[running coach]

I dance like a drunken sheep.
Rum-baaaaaa

[claudius]

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[C2H5OH]

"Dancing with Myself" [Youtube link to Beavis and Butthead commenting on that song, queued up to the proper time in the video]

[Jaglavak]

The voices in my head are telling me to shut up and act normal.

[C2H5OH]

Well, when they are telling you that, following them works out better for you than when they're telling you 'that bastard needs a-killin'.

[Jaglavak]

Oh, the Luigi list is long, believe me. Good thing I'm a happy drunk.