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Old 9th February 2010, 11:02 AM
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My daughter, age 3, was watching my wife take something out of the oven. She warned Mommy not to burn her hands, and was told she was OK because her hands are tough. Daughter says out loud "How do you spell 'tough'?" and wanders out of the kitchen, and returns in a minute with a sheet of paper with "TUF" written on it.

Stupid kid, she only got 2 of the five letters right!
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Old 9th February 2010, 12:56 PM
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Nah, she did OK. See?
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Old 9th February 2010, 01:24 PM
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Nah, she did OK. See?

Oh. I guess I'll be proud of her, then. I didn't read until I was 4.
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Old 9th February 2010, 01:30 PM
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You think that's stupid? Well my imaginary 6-month-old son thought that the triple point of water is 273.15K! That's the melting point, you idiot! The triple point is 273.16K! How the hell can someone confuse the melting point with the triple point?
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Old 9th February 2010, 01:35 PM
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You think that's stupid? Well my imaginary 6-month-old son thought that the triple point of water is 273.15K! That's the melting point, you idiot! The triple point is 273.16K! How the hell can someone confuse the melting point with the triple point?
My kid totally knew that when he was like 3 months old. You're (imaginary) kid really is dumb!
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Old 9th February 2010, 02:03 PM
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My daughter is an ace at Left 4 Dead. She's all about killing the bad guys. She's 4. Well on her way to being either a Central American dictator or serial killer.
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Old 9th February 2010, 02:26 PM
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My daughter is an ace at Left 4 Dead. She's all about killing the bad guys. She's 4. Well on her way to being either a Central American dictator or serial killer.
The 3 year old doesn't care for video games except for the ones at starfall.com, which are teaching her to read. My older kids do like them, though. My 5 year old's favorites are Hulk Ultimate Destruction, Mercenaries, Lego Star Wars, and Soul Caliber 3. The 8 year old likes Spore, NBA Live, Tropico 3, and lately has been playing a LOT of Titan Quest - her character is about half again my character's level.
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Old 9th February 2010, 03:10 PM
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My kid totally knew that when he was like 3 months old. You're (imaginary) kid really is dumb!
My kid that's not even a twinkle in her Mom's eye knows when to use your instead of you're.
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Old 9th February 2010, 03:42 PM
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My kid that's not even a twinkle in her Mom's eye knows when to use your instead of you're.
Damn you! I'd call you a grammar nazi but that was pretty bad on my part. I deserve it.
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Old 10th February 2010, 06:55 AM
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My kid's momma is so dumb....oh, no, wait.
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Old 10th February 2010, 07:47 AM
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Hook-ed on pa-honics work-ed for me!
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Old 10th February 2010, 08:20 AM
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Damn you! I'd call you a grammar nazi but that was pretty bad on my part. I deserve it.
You could have dinged me for lack of commas.
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:07 AM
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You could have dinged me for lack of commas.
Double dammit!
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:18 AM
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