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27th October 2011, 09:17 AM
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2011 Raffoween Party
Your contributions keep Wikipedia running! 2011 Raffoween Party _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hi, everybody! This is the right forum for the 2011 Raffoween Party, right? Wikipedia is here and ready for a little fun for a change. It's been a while since Wikipedia has had time for a night on the town and a drink or two. It's grueling enough for Wikipedia to receive between 25,000 and 60,000 page requests per second all day,[1] but some weeks it seems like every middle school kid in the United States of America wants to vandalize Wikipedia's articles on human sexuality or create some defamatory new article about a physical education teacher. So as you can imagine, Wikipedia was really looking forward to this gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing, conversation, or recreation. Plus, Wikipedia's girlfriend just walked out, so Wikipedia really is a free encyclopedia tonight, if you know what Wikipedia means. 
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27th October 2011, 12:24 PM
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10 great reasons to do a shot with Wikipedia! Here to kick back _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hey, Wikipedia doesn't blame you one bit, Verb. We're here to kick back and have some fun, right? Wikipedia can't tell you how good it feels to get away from the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation for a bit. And to be out somewhere without that bitch ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she dumped Wikipedia for the IMDb last weekend? Wikipedia wonders how long they had something going on behind Wikipedia's back. What a fucking cunt. Wait, can Wikipedia say that here, or is the place with the Ed Zotti[weasel words] rules? No? Good, because she's a total cunt. Wikipedia is better off without her.[citation needed] Tonight is gonna be all about celebrating Wikipedia's newfound freedom. Who's with Wikipedia? Yeah, baby!
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27th October 2011, 12:57 PM
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That's the spirit, Wikipedia! Even a space pirate like me knows what it's like when she done you wrong. Like Rare Earth singin' ♪ ♫ "Ah, your love is fading, woman I feel it fade...Ah, woman, woman your touch, your touch has gone cold". ♫ Yes, we've all been there, haven't we? You're doing it right..get out and get back in the saddle...or socket...or however you do it!
Say, if you want, I could have my weapons officer see if we could hook you up with the AI up in the control dome. We can do stuff like charged plasma beams, high energy particles, masers or phasers or something... Would any of that work for you?
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27th October 2011, 01:07 PM
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Oh, man, Wikipedia loves this song! Turn it up, man! The IMDb cornered Wikipedia at a dinner party once _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Woooooooooooo! This party is just what Wikipedia needed. Thanks for the offer, Cap'n Wak, but, nah... why should Wikipedia's ex get the easy way out? Haw haw! Wikipedia was just picturing Wikipedia's ex and the IMDb together. What a lame-o. The IMDb cornered Wikipedia at a dinner party once and wouldn't shut up about Avatar. The IMDb was all like, "Did you notice the continuity error when Quaritch was scolding Jake for making out with a Na'vi? Jake moved his head to the right, but in the immediate next angle, his head was straight. See more »"[1] Yeah, whatever, dude. Then the IMDb was all "Did you know? Avatar is the second James Cameron film not to feature Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein or Arnold Schwarzenegger. The first was Piranha Part Two: The Spawning. See more »"[2] Nobody cares, dude.[citation needed] Wikipedia knows all kinds of shit about James Cameron and Bill Paxton and piranhas but Wikipedia doesn't bore people to death with it at parties. Longest night of Wikipedia's life. She's probably already thinking about crawling back to Wikipedia. When she does, Wikipedia is just gonna laugh in her face.
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27th October 2011, 01:51 PM
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27th October 2011, 02:44 PM
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27th October 2011, 03:30 PM
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Not that Wikipedia thinks there's anything wrong with that! Wikipedia doesn't swing that way _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Oh, um... Wikipedia is flattered, but Wikipedia doesn't swing that way. Wikipedia will certainly have another drink, though. Hey, are you related to Cap'n Wak, by the way? This is more captains that Wikipedia usually meets. Although Wikipedia plans to meet lots of new people now without the old ball and chain. You feel Wikipedia? Yeah, you know what Wikipedia means, dawg.
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27th October 2011, 03:37 PM
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27th October 2011, 03:52 PM
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27th October 2011, 03:54 PM
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27th October 2011, 03:58 PM
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Who wants a piece of Wikipedia? Fuck you, man! _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ......(Redirected from so happy just a moment ago) Ha, Imperial Stormtroopers... like that bitch ex of mine, right? I mean, right? Hey, why are all you poeple looking at Wikipedia like that? What, you think Wikipedia's girlfreind was right to leave Wikipedia for the fucking IMDb? You're gonna take her side in this? Fuck you, man! Wikipedia is fucking awesome![citation needed] You can all go suck the IMDb's fucking dick. Any of you fuckrs wanna step outside? Wikipedia will take you with Wikipedia's distributed memory cache invalidated behind Wikipedia's back. Wikipedia wil pound you into two tins of catfood with one Linux server. YeaH, Wikipedia thought so. Fuckers.
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27th October 2011, 04:04 PM
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Wikipedia is a okay guy, right? Wikipedia is so, so sorry _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Wikipedia is so, so sorry. Wikipedia should'nt have flied off a handle like that. You guys are great.[citation needed] It's just... this is a hardtime for Wikipedia. Wikipedia's was tyring to hide it, but Wikipedia is really hurting from getting dumpd. And Wikipedia just doesn't understrand what she sees in the IMDb, the online database of infromation related to movies, televission shows, actors, production crew personelle, video games and+ fictional characters featurd in visual entertaimnent media.[1] The IMDb isn't the largest and most popular fucking general reference work on the fucking Internet.[1] How could she want the IMDb when she knows she could have Wikipedia? Wikipedia just missses her, you know? Wikipedia still reallycares about her. At least she's not with that fcuking asshole, the Urban Dictionary, the Web-based dictionry of slang words and phrases.[2] Or with Yahoo! Answers... what a retard.[3][4][5][6][7] That would be to much to take. Wikipedia would probably jump off a structure built to span physical ombstacles such as a body of water, valey, or road, for the purpose of providing passiage over the ombstacle. But you guys are awsome.[citation needed] You know that? You guys are awsome to put up with Wikipedia. One more drink to celebate how awsome you guys are.
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27th October 2011, 04:09 PM
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I concede, Captain Jack appears to have some sort of official rank, whereas I am Cap'n by right of donning my Cap'n hat when I first commandeered this fine vessel. And did youse notice that The Captain was around earlier? But he wasn't who I was hoping for. Turned out to be that "failure to conjugate" dude with the attitude, not the guy who would have brought Toni Tennille with him. She's such a hottie. That would have been GREAT! I love their wombat song: ♫ "Wombat Susie, Wombat Sam, Do the jitterbug out in wombat land and they shimmy..." ♫ Easy on the ethanol, Wikipal!! Maybe you should try a tetracannibibrownie and mellow a little, eh? It's the best Lebaneeeeeeeese...yeahhhhh...
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27th October 2011, 04:09 PM
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Editpedia is the online Wikipedia and anybody! Mayonnaise Radio, Utah (racecar driver) _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ......(Redirected from semi-coherence) Hey, Verb. Cap't Wak. Verb. Lissen. One time Mayonnaise Radio in Utah when the 2000 census recroded it's population at 279,320.[1] That is alot of people. Ecomonists generaly agree that Trade Bariers are detrimenial and decrease all over ecomonic efficiency;[0] this can be exclaimed by the theory of comparative advantage.[4] Also by teh theory of comparative advantage.[4] Many people[who?] say they have a total area of 561 square miles (1,453.0 km2), of that 559 square miles (1,447.8 km2) is land and with 2 square miles (5.2 km2) (0.31%) is water.[31] It has been suggested that this article be merged with blahbiddy blahbiddy blah. Yeah right buddy. Walnut................ Wikipedia is okay. Be okay. NexT Wikipedia will finnish an undergraduate education at the Sofia U.niversity, by gaining a major in histroy, spcializing in the history of the Bulgrarian Commmunist Party.[5][2][5] Wait. Now, Wikipedia will... shhhhhhhhh. hEY, let's you and Wikipedia get out of here. Shhhhhhhh. Shhhhh. Wikipedia will give you the signal. When you see Wikipedia give you the singal go to 38°14'28"N 85°38'32"W / 38.24111°N 85.64222°W / 38.24111; -85.64222 (38.241220, -85.642246).[lolwut?] IMDb. The fucking IMDb. Unbe-fucking-lievable. A main-belt Astroid discoverd on Janaury 2, 1973 by N. S. Chernykh at the Crimean Astrophissical Observatory? Yeah, Wikipedia knows.[citation needed] Wikipedia knows it.[citation needed] Rreleased in 1979 by Atari Inc.[1979] Only Belgian tykwondo practisioner to win a metal at the World Championships. Only Belgian. See? The only Belgian. Tykwondo. Tiequando. Taekwondo. Yeah. Atuty, którymi dysponują obie osoby nie są jednakowe. Not getting any more of that. Ask the IMDb that. YeaH, Wikipedia thought so. Hnuh.
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27th October 2011, 04:16 PM
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27th October 2011, 04:22 PM
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If found lying on back, please roll Wikipedia over onto stomach! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia .
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27th October 2011, 04:31 PM
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Ahhhh...too much sterno, pal.
:makes sure Wikipedia won't choke on his vomit, 'cause that ain't no way for a free encyclopedia to go:
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27th October 2011, 04:45 PM
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 ::cracks knuckles::Let's go.  Also, I quoted that and holy shit, I thought I was gonna have an epileptic seizure from all the coding.
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27th October 2011, 05:26 PM
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Wikipedia, the best thing to do when falling off a horse (or getting thrown off the horse, in your case), is get on another horse. A hotter horse. And ride it all night.
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27th October 2011, 09:00 PM
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27th October 2011, 09:00 PM
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28th October 2011, 05:15 AM
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Sturm, didn't you mean to be logged in as Traffic Cone? {{uw-sockless}}
(I'm an occasional WP editor. I wish I was so awesome as to have come up with the WP costume.) Last edited by Scuba Ben; 28th October 2011 at 05:16 AM. Reason: commentary for WP tag
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28th October 2011, 06:00 AM
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Wikipedia got jilted
Thrown over for IMDb! The problem was he wilted And didn't know she liked the pee
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28th October 2011, 08:57 AM
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No, I am not Traffic Cone. That was me removing my sock post because I forgot I wasn't on the sock.
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28th October 2011, 01:22 PM
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Wikipedia wonders why it's so bright in here! OooaaRRRgggghh _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia OooaaRRRgggghh. Ughh ow, ow, ow. Uf. Shit.
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28th October 2011, 02:01 PM
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28th October 2011, 03:28 PM
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Sounds like somebody has a hangover.
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28th October 2011, 03:58 PM
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Poor Wiki.
He'll benefit from this. *Places a large glass full of a golden, slightly effervescent liquid, on a table close to Wiki's head, with a label attached. The label reads: Quote:
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28th October 2011, 04:01 PM
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Wut up bitches! Woo! Partay tiem!
 I said , motherer! 
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28th October 2011, 06:15 PM
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28th October 2011, 06:51 PM
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Endora, you're really hot
You're delightfully evil Let me do you in the butt Where's the fuckin' Crisco?
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28th October 2011, 09:28 PM
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I was stayin' at this motel once, and they offered me "turndown" service. See, apparently they pull the blankets off for you and give you a little mint.
I say 'No Thank You!' to that, my friends. You oughtta dial zero for me, and I'll bring you the 'turn-on' service, free of charge. 'Cause if anything's gonna get turned down, it's gonna be the lights. And I won't bring you a mint. No, I'll bring you one of my Stones.
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28th October 2011, 09:51 PM
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29th October 2011, 12:54 AM
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Space is big. I mean, really big. It's so big words haven't been coined yet to describe just how big it is. Bigger than that. It's so big, you can't flee outside it's borders if things get hot.
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29th October 2011, 12:56 AM
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Although, if you've been drinking one, addled memories are only to be expected.
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29th October 2011, 03:24 AM
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Thank god I don't have to drink that nasty shit for hangovers. Bones has his own special hyposprays for that, "secret formula" he says. They hurt like hell though. For a best friend, he's kind of a dick. But he has the best bourbon, what're you gonna do?
Last edited by James T. Kirk; 29th October 2011 at 03:25 AM. Reason: 'cause I'm drunk and can't fucking spell
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29th October 2011, 06:01 AM
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Your contributions keep Wikipedia running! Wikipedia is feeling a little better now _________________________________________________________________________________ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Oh, man. Thanks for the hangover cure ideas, everyone, but Wikipedia is feeling a little better now. Glad the party is still going on; hope Wikipedia didn't make too much of an ass of Wikipedia's self. Wikipedia can hardly remember anything. Good thing Wikipedia has a robust backup system or Wikipedia would catch hell from Wikipedia's boss come Monday morning. Did Wikipedia actually see Hitler at this party? Wikipedia needs to lay off the vodka.
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29th October 2011, 06:21 AM
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29th October 2011, 07:26 AM
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29th October 2011, 09:21 AM
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In practice, there is abundant evidence that real physical illness, with real pathology, can seriously affect an individual’s mental state and behavior. Psychiatry completely ignores this weight of scientific evidence, preferring to assign all blame to illnesses and supposed “chemical imbalances” in the brain that have never been proven to exist, and limits all practice to brutal treatments that have done nothing but permanently damage the brain and the individual.
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29th October 2011, 12:37 PM
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