Barack Obama Secretly Visits Mars

[Flying Saucerian]

Seriously, this is in the latest issue of Fortean Times. There's a conspiracy theory making the rounds claiming back in the 80's Obama was a member of a secret government project that used top-secret teleportation devices to explore the secret alien structures on Mars.

I live in fear Donald Trump will get ahold of this. And what records would The President have to release to shut him up?

[Uthrecht]

Are you kidding? I would vote twice for a guy that can visit Mars. He's not just a brother, he's a water brother.

[Knee]

Uthrecht knows too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray!

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Knee

Uthrecht knows too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray!

Get the uh ... the uh ... the what?

:: holding amnesia ray backwards ::

[Knee]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Get the uh ... the uh ... the what?

:: holding amnesia ray backwards ::

Good work, I was going to tell you to use it on yourself next.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Knee

Good work, I was going to tell you to use it on yourself next.

Who are you again? :watch:

[KidVermicious]

Hey FoN, you got that twenty bucks you owe me?

[Clothahump]

Oh, come on - you didn't use that flashy-thingy on him, did you?

[Scuba Ben]

: blinks :
What flashy thingy?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Scuba Ben

: blinks :
What flashy thingy?

Why are you talking about a flashy thingy?