Who comes up with these stupid names at The Snackpit?

Someone · #1 26th September 2012, 03:29 AM

OpalTwizz? Suchaslut? Chacogay?

Is one of our nonnies 9 years old?

I do like Senior Queef, though.

Someone · #2 26th September 2012, 04:02 AM

To be fair, they're doing the best they can within the rules. Ideally, the mocking name should rhyme, or be a good approximation. But more importantly, it has to be suitably derogatory— e.g. scatalogical, sexual, racist, critical of weight or appearance. If possible, it should contain a reference to a meme associated with the person, but it should also be original. That's a lot of pressure, and sometimes the stars align in one's creative favor and sometimes they don't.

But yes, some of the nonnies may actually be nine years old and most of them have severe learning disabilities. Also, what's a Snackpit?

Someone · #3 26th September 2012, 05:47 AM

what Viral Turdnip said. I may or may not be responsible for a couple of the better ones over there, but for each good one I made up, there are two or three lame ones just because the original material doesn't lend itself well to it.

It's the difference between naming your kid Chester or Timothy. Chester the Molester is going to get a lot of teasing, Timothy, not so much.

Someone · #4 26th September 2012, 03:54 PM

Opaltwizz and Suchaslut are terrible, but I have to admit that Chacogay is the epitome of the perfect snack name. It's very close to his actual username, and it calls him gay, which is the worst thing in the world to be called from a 9 year old boy's perspective. No offense to Chacoguy, of course, when I chuckle at his nonny-given snack name. I thought McNutsack was pretty funny too.

Someone · #5 26th September 2012, 03:57 PM

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Chacogay?

Wow, that really hurts.

Someone · #6 26th September 2012, 04:45 PM

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Chacogay?

Wow, that really hurts.

How about Chacogoy - implying that you're not Jewish.

How you like them apples?

Someone · #7 26th September 2012, 04:53 PM

I'd answer, but I'm hugging my knees and sobbing.

Someone · #8 26th September 2012, 05:26 PM

*pats Chaco~~gay~~guy on his pointy haid*

Would a kick in the old jimmies help ya? 'Cuz I'm a good friend like that!

Someone · #9 26th September 2012, 06:06 PM

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I'd answer, but I'm hugging my knees and sobbing.

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*pats Chaco~~gay~~guy on his pointy haid*

Would a kick in the old jimmies help ya? 'Cuz I'm a good friend like that!

My shins are in the way. You don't listen! YOU DON'T CARE!!!1!!

Someone · #10 26th September 2012, 06:52 PM

OMG-ChockFullofGay is actually JEFF.

I don't find much that entertains in the Snackpit. I've visited a few times and been underwhelmed. IMO, we do snark better here. I also can't be interested (or hurt) by anonymous snark. It's very cowardly and passive-aggressive. And this is supposed to have an impact on people? Not so much.

Someone · #11 26th September 2012, 10:29 PM

Fucking Mommy, she banned me; now I cant see all those colourful names you talk about...

Someone · #12 27th September 2012, 03:08 AM

Good gods, how does one get banninated from the Snackpit?

Someone · #13 27th September 2012, 04:43 AM

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Good gods, how does one get banninated from the Snackpit?

Good question.

Sincerest apologies fractional Gallic internet warrior, but this is much more of a reflection on you than the lobotomized nonnies at the snack trough.

With access to a few anonymizing proxy servers and a couple of VPN's, you could force them to IP ban most of the Western Hemisphere before they would be rid of you.

That would be an achievement worthy of legend.

Someone · #14 27th September 2012, 05:10 AM

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I don't find much that entertains in the Snackpit. I've visited a few times and been underwhelmed. IMO, we do snark better here.

I check S2 occasionally to find the odd acorn you all miss, because let's face it, lately y'all have been falling down on the job. (Seriously, you've been on Snark-22 for like forever.)

Someone · #15 27th September 2012, 05:29 AM

In fairness, it's rare to have a snark thread that Fenris doesn't screw up, so we're all taking time to savor it.

Someone · #16 27th September 2012, 08:07 AM

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I don't find much that entertains in the Snackpit. I've visited a few times and been underwhelmed. IMO, we do snark better here.

I check S2 occasionally to find the odd acorn you all miss, because let's face it, lately y'all have been falling down on the job. (Seriously, you've been on Snark-22 for like forever.)

No surprise there. Threads I start traditionally don't do well. . . .

Someone · #17 1st October 2012, 07:11 AM

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Opaltwizz and Suchaslut are terrible,

OpalTwizz is awesome because it's a combination of Opal's name, the word twat and the word snizz.

Someone · #18 1st October 2012, 07:23 AM

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Opaltwizz and Suchaslut are terrible,

OpalTwizz is awesome because it's a combination of Opal's name, the word twat and the word snizz.

That's not awesome. Twat and snizz are the same thing, making it redundant. It's not even clever.
I'm not a reader over there - except to find out what Ed was going on about once - but I had assumed the Nonnies were coming up with hysterical, if rude, names and comments.
I feel somehow disappointed.

Someone · #19 1st October 2012, 07:26 AM

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Opaltwizz and Suchaslut are terrible,

OpalTwizz is awesome because it's a combination of Opal's name, the word twat and the word snizz.

I guess we know who came up with that one...

Someone · #20 1st October 2012, 01:47 PM

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OpalTwizz is awesome because it's a combination of Opal's name, the word twat and the word snizz.

I guess we know who came up with that one...

That's pretty funny.

Someone · #21 2nd October 2012, 03:22 AM

"Unatard" was quite a clever name; I honestly lold when I first saw it.

On one of the older boards someone came up with "Tranthracite," (because I'm reputedly a deep stealth transwoman + Anthracite, my old user name) which was also clever, but sort of out of date now.

Someone · #22 2nd October 2012, 04:34 AM

At least they associated you with met coal, not thermal coal. It the little niceties like that that make all the difference in the tone of a message board.

Someone · #23 2nd October 2012, 04:42 AM

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"Unatard" was quite a clever name; I honestly lold when I first saw it.

On one of the older boards someone came up with "Tranthracite," (because I'm reputedly a deep stealth transwoman + Anthracite, my old user name) which was also clever, but sort of out of date now.

Lucky you. I got stuck with "ugly rape retardo" once.

Someone · #24 2nd October 2012, 08:55 AM

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At least they associated you with met coal, not thermal coal. It the little niceties like that that make all the difference in the tone of a message board.

Anthracite is actually both met and thermal, it goes both ways.

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Lucky you. I got stuck with "ugly rape retardo" once.

Oh dear...

Someone · #25 2nd October 2012, 09:04 AM

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Anthracite ... goes both ways.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE SOMETHING TO REPORT TO THE SNACKPIT

Someone · #26 2nd October 2012, 09:59 AM

The absolute best nickname they've ever come up with is Jamie McCarryMe. It's perfect in its schoolyard cruelty, and it's fucking hilarious.

Someone · #27 2nd October 2012, 10:25 AM

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At least they associated you with met coal, not thermal coal.

Anthracite is actually both met and thermal, it goes both ways.

How much did you pay him to give you such a great set-up line?

Someone · #28 2nd October 2012, 11:24 AM

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The absolute best nickname they've ever come up with is Jamie McCarryMe. It's perfect in its schoolyard cruelty, and it's fucking hilarious.

^^^^^ new snackpit nickname shall be Fappit

Someone · #29 2nd October 2012, 01:03 PM

I believe my first one was Guinnepig, which, for the nonnies, was actually somewhat cute.

Someone · #30 2nd October 2012, 08:17 PM

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Anthracite is actually both met and thermal, it goes both ways.

How much did you pay him to give you such a great set-up line?

About 6.5mm BTUs.

Someone · #31 3rd October 2012, 06:34 AM

nm

Someone · #32 3rd October 2012, 08:24 AM

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I believe my first one was Guinnepig, which, for the nonnies, was actually somewhat cute.

That's my favorite. I also like it when someone changes their user name and he gets referred to by a mash of them. Like "This year's Frank" or "What Jim?"

Someone · #33 3rd October 2012, 03:56 PM

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I believe my first one was Guinnepig, which, for the nonnies, was actually somewhat cute.

That's my favorite. I also like it when someone changes their user name and he gets referred to by a mash of them. Like "This year's Frank" or "What Jim?"

Or "Liberalterian"?

Someone · #34 7th October 2012, 06:30 PM

Or KenDio.

I agree that McCarryMe wins hands down. Also, reading URT fees sing up his own actually made me lol.

ETA: ya know... I came back to fix the above but I fucked it up so bad I can't remember what it's supposed to say.

Someone · #35 9th October 2012, 04:51 AM

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Also, reading URT fees sing up his own actually made me lol.

ETA: ya know... I came back to fix the above but I fucked it up so bad I can't remember what it's supposed to say.

Jaledin's wordsaladitis has spread to PlainJain!

Someone · #36 9th October 2012, 05:42 AM

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Also, reading URT fees sing up his own actually made me lol.

ETA: ya know... I came back to fix the above but I fucked it up so bad I can't remember what it's supposed to say.

Jaledin's wordsaladitis has spread to PlainJain!

Either that or Salambo's drunken posting got to Jain. I'm hoping for the booze.

Someone · #37 9th October 2012, 08:29 AM

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I believe my first one was Guinnepig, which, for the nonnies, was actually somewhat cute.

That's my favorite. I also like it when someone changes their user name and he gets referred to by a mash of them. Like "This year's Frank" or "What Jim?"

Or Hostile Fetus.

I was somewhat proud of coining Queerdaddy Momfister, but that was a time now long passed. Most of you kids weren't even born yet!