Khampelf Quits!

[Khampelf]

When he notices he has the top five new posts.

For an hour or two.


Anyone else up for some early morning drinking?

[JackieLikesVariety]

no, I have to go to my "job" in awhile and "help" people by "getting minutes" and other shit.

otherwise, I'd totally join you.

[dogbutler]

If I didn't have to go in to work today, I would.

[Jaglavak]

I'm too virtuous and proper to drink before noon.

[JackieLikesVariety]

wait, what now?

wow, my before work post sounds kind of bitter.

but I'm home & dry now.

[Pere]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

no, I have to go to my "job" in awhile and "help" people by "getting minutes" and other shit.

otherwise, I'd totally join you.

Do they "pay" you for this??

[BJMoose]

When did elf-boy start making quilts?


And will there be a newsletter?

[Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant]

Here comes early morning. Who's in?

[Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant]

We are now in the early morning now! Io Sol Invictus! Are we serious or not?

[Khampelf]

I guess not. My early morning drinking was hours ago, it's the other end of the day already. But this shot's for you IWBV! Skol!

[Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant]

So now it's late drinking time, you should be hitting your second wind. Or the first. I'm off-duty, I don't compute timezones now.

[Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant]

Now we see! Now we see. What separates the men from the boys, the girls from the women, the wheat from the chaff, the in from the out, the silage from the forage, the left from the right, the up from the down, the oxidation from the reduction, the positive from the negative, the left from the right, the top from the down, the colored from the charmed, the benign from the malign, the Apollonian from the Dionysian, the awake from the asleep, the asleep from the dead, the dead from the undead, the undead from the extras, the extras from the interns, the interns from the fluffers, the fluffers from the gophers, the gophers from the hangers-on, the hangers-on from the recently-discarded partners, the recently-discarded partners from the off-and-on partners, the off-and-on partners from the semi-reliable cocaine dealers, the semi-reliable cocaine dealers from the semi-authentic partners, the semi-authentic partners from the semi-automatic partners, the semi-automatic partners from the semi-automatic weapons dealers, the semi-automatic weapons dealers from the fully-automatic weapons-dealers, the fully-automatic-weapons-dealers from the fully-reliable-cocaine dealers.

Glad to know where we all stand. I've got my eye on you.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Do they "pay" you for this??

that part is real, thank heavens.

quilts, Mr. Moose? you seeing Ls where there are not Ls? what the L. do you need new reading glasses? I know I do.

[Khampelf]

Khampelf Quilts. I like the way that rolls off the tongue. I have enough old T-shirts to do a quilt, and I just need some some batting, needle and thread and to learn how to do it.

I don't have to do it sober, do I?

[JackieLikesVariety]

you might have to, while you are learning how. there are some awesome quilts out there, folks have some serious talent.

[Gorgon Heap]

Holy crap that is fantastic. Downright Escher-esque. And so very colorful. Such depth.

[Detroit Hoser]

Goddamn, I thought someone else was gonna drink me to Knob levels tonight. But I guess I'm just going to bed. Peace out!

[AuntiePam]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Khampelf Quilts. I like the way that rolls off the tongue. I have enough old T-shirts to do a quilt, and I just need some some batting, needle and thread and to learn how to do it.

I don't have to do it sober, do I?

If you're serious, you'll also need some fusible web. You'll iron the tee-shirt fabric onto it, giving it some stiffness, so you can work with it.

Easiest quilt is just squares stitched together -- there's one in the site Jackie shared. Then batting and backing fabric. Easy peasy!

[Khampelf]

Thanks for the info, but I'm not serious. I hardly ever am.

I still haven't decided what to do with all the concentrated slack I have while the old man's out. Read comic books, probably.

[BJMoose]

Khampy just doesn't have the patience for batting practice. . . .

[Khampelf]

That was foul, Moose. I'm taking a walk.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

That was foul, Moose. I'm taking a walk.

Out on the pitch, I presume?

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

That was foul, Moose. I'm taking a walk.

That's fair.

[Khampelf]

I think I'll hit the brakes and bring the punning to a short stop.

[Jaglavak]

But you never even got to second base with it.

[Khampelf]

I know, and I dug out the worst I could think of.

[BJMoose]

Just to be safe, you should go on strike.

Originally Posted by Khampelf

That was foul, Moose. I'm taking a walk.

Rats. Now we can't have stir-fry for Sunday Dinner.

[Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant]

Far be it from me to complain about a free service, but I feel like this thread is betraying itself right now.

[Jaglavak]

We're supposed to believe you've got feelings now? What's next?!?

People today, they want everything! They want food AND they want clothing AND ON TOP OF THAT they want shelter. The sky's the limit!

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Innocuous Whimsical Bon-Vivant

Far be it from me to complain about a free service, but I feel like this thread is betraying itself right now.

False hope springs eternal!

[Khampelf]

I have the top five new posts, time to shut it down for a while.