so what are you doing for First Contact Day?

[PSXer]

I'm going to honor Zefram Cochrane by participating in his favorite pastime and getting drunk

[Dire Wolf]

Put myself in stasis and hibernation.

[Jaglavak]

I figure I'll paddle my space shuttle up next to the alien starship and sell them New York city for a handful of glass beads.

[Dire Wolf]

As it turns out, just after midnight, I was kidnapped by aliens and given butt probes for a few hours! Talk about first contact! Who knew that alien medical schools sent their gastronomy students to earth for internships. On the plus side, I did not have to drink the prep stuff and sit on the can all day yesterday. They left me with a report saying they removed two polyps and that they would schedule my next appointment in 5 years. Didn't even bill me. Talk about universal single payer health care. No wonder Donald Trump wants to build a space wall.

[BJMoose]

[Flying Saucerian]

[Flying Saucerian]

Originally Posted by Dire Wolf

As it turns out, just after midnight, I was kidnapped by aliens and given butt probes for a few hours! Talk about first contact! Who knew that alien medical schools sent their gastronomy students to earth for internships. On the plus side, I did not have to drink the prep stuff and sit on the can all day yesterday. They left me with a report saying they removed two polyps and that they would schedule my next appointment in 5 years. Didn't even bill me. Talk about universal single payer health care. No wonder Donald Trump wants to build a space wall.

Sorry. Had the wrong address.

[Dire Wolf]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

Sorry. Had the wrong address.

It's a real "bummer" to do the prep and have them not show up. Talk about a shit storm.

[Jaglavak]

Let's talk about something else instead.

[Cochrane]

Originally Posted by PSXer

I'm going to honor Zefram Cochrane by participating in his favorite pastime and getting drunk

[Scuba Ben]

Had I known about this, I would have binge-watched a certain 1980s PBS sciencey show.