On a scale of 1-10, how durpy is this snark?

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Go!

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First

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Mehh.

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I don't actually hate the title, good going!

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Now I really feel like my days as Fenris are over...

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I think we missed this piece of genius from Acey: I recall reading that actors in England don't ride horses. The Doctor Who Confidential episode showed a fake rig the actor used to pretend he was riding. It's considered stunt work. Here in the US I'm pretty sure actors do much of the riding. Think of Bonanza and Big Valley. Stunt men handle the full gallops.

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There really is no valve between the SOC and the keyboard with that guy.

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Oh stop title shaming!

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Oh stop title shaming!

Even worse is the Arkansas-Redneck-shaming. He can't help that he lives in Little Rock. How would you feel if you lived there, and we reamed you for it, eh?

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I went to post a reply in the last thread. You Fenrised it. I'll just post the link I was going to do...

or maybe not. I keep fucking it up Fenrising it.

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I think we missed this piece of genius from Acey: I recall reading that actors in England don't ride horses. The Doctor Who Confidential episode showed a fake rig the actor used to pretend he was riding. It's considered stunt work. Here in the US I'm pretty sure actors do much of the riding. Think of Bonanza and Big Valley. Stunt men handle the full gallops.

Where does he come UP with this nonsense? Seriously? Horseback riding in England is a huge thing -- hell, the QUEEN is a serious rider, and she's 92 fucking years old.

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Where does he come UP with this nonsense?

Rectal Derivation. He finds it the same place he finds his head. Where else would you expect?

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It would be funnier without the hyphen. Durpier too.

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Where does he come UP with this nonsense? Seriously? Horseback riding in England is a huge thing -- hell, the QUEEN is a serious rider, and she's 92 fucking years old.

I dunno. Really it's amazing. And he's totally serious.

He obviously saw something, probably a stunt profiling, only partly understood it with his dim brain.

And out it pops in those short, barely linked, declarative sentences.

That's genuine grade A dimwit there.

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It would be funnier without the hyphen. Durpier too.

TF;DD

Too-Fenris, Didn't Durp.

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I dunno. Really it's amazing. And he's totally serious.

He obviously saw something, probably a stunt profiling, only partly understood it with his dim brain.

And out it pops in those short, barely linked, declarative sentences.

That's genuine grade A dimwit there.

As I said in the last thread: It's an ID 10T error.

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Hmmm...

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As I was reading the Acey self ck out lane thread, I was about to post that you scan your alcohol last, DUH! but then I saw it was said a couple of times already. Sad reality is, I see a lot of Acey caliber people every time I go somewhere. Anywhere.

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TF;DD

Too-Fenris, Didn't Durp.

That hurt my feelings. I'm emotionally damaged now and all tore up inside. In addition to hearing from my lawyers over this matter, you're being put in a safe space for the next 24 hours.

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Hey Alky, I think that completes your Fenris boxing bangle bracelet.

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As I was reading the Acey self ck out lane thread, I was about to post that you scan your alcohol last, DUH! but then I saw it was said a couple of times already. Sad reality is, I see a lot of Acey caliber people every time I go somewhere. Anywhere.

Why do you have to scan booze last?

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Because booze summons the clerk to make sure you're 21.

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Pennsylvania just attempted to join whatever century it is WRT alcohol by allowing beer sales in certain grocery/convenience stores. But the buyer has to have their driver's license scanned at a designated cash register.

I'm 60. It's easier for me to buy heroin.

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Because booze summons the clerk to make sure you're 21.

Thanks. Of course. That makes perfect sense. I’ve never much cared for alcohol in any form and rarely purchase it. So many things like this escape me.

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Hey Alky, I think that completes your Fenris boxing bangle bracelet.

Fenris boxing bangle bracelet with an Ivory tower bell cluster. Very rare indeed.

ETA. That's as rare as earning a "black N" at the Naval Academy. Should be worn with pride.



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Acey the gift that keeps on giving, he comes back for another round. Penfeather has a great response

In fact, let me see if I can simulate the cognitive processes. You saw a stunt performer stand in for a British actor who wasn't comfortable riding a horse on a science fiction show that doesn't usually feature horse riding, and concluded from that that British actors didn't ride horses whereas American ones do because Bonanza. Astounding.

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kaylasdad99: Can balls be transplanted?

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Now that's derp that goes to 11.

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At least he's beginning to recognize the problem. Baby steps.

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Man, there sure are a lot of Dopers carrying emotional scars because their parents did the whole Santa Claus thing. Thread

Somehow it's not at all surprising that Johnny Foreskin thinks telling children that Santa brings their presents is the moral equivalent of beating them.

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I consider lying to be morally similar to violence. Only acceptable under a narrow range of circumstances, like self defense. This includes "white lies" like the myth of Santa Claus.

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Fenris boxing bangle bracelet with an Ivory tower bell cluster. Very rare indeed.

ETA. That's as rare as earning a "black N" at the Naval Academy. Should be worn with pride.



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I live in fear of retribution.

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Man, there sure are a lot of Dopers carrying emotional scars because their parents did the whole Santa Claus thing. Thread

Somehow it's not at all surprising that Johnny Foreskin thinks telling children that Santa brings their presents is the moral equivalent of beating them.

Wouldn't you like to send him a needle, thread, and a foreskin in a beautifully wrapped little box for Christmas?

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Wouldn't you like to send him a needle, thread, and a foreskin in a beautifully wrapped little box for Christmas?

Also, a supply of immune suppressant drugs. Otherwise, his body will reject the transplant.

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Wouldn't you like to send him a needle, thread, and a foreskin in a beautifully wrapped little box for Christmas?

My foreskin jar is getting awfully full. Maybe I could make him one of those wallets that turns into a briefcase when you rub it.

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It would be funnier without the hyphen. Durpier too.

The Durpier way to put this would be "It would be funnier without the stroke. Unless you are actually British.

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Fenris boxing bangle bracelet with an Ivory tower bell cluster. Very rare indeed.

ETA. That's as rare as earning a "black N" at the Naval Academy. Should be worn with pride.

I'm baaaaack! And I will proudly wear it!

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Wouldn't you like to send him a needle, thread, and a foreskin in a beautifully wrapped little box for Christmas?

Labeled "From Santa".

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My foreskin jar is getting awfully full. Maybe I could make him one of those wallets that turns into a briefcase when you rub it.

Sounds like you work for tips.

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WHUT??? I get out of the Box, and you all stop posting??? Fenris must have put something toxic in the water. He probably sat in it...

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It's a weekend. Didn't you get the memo about the board closing on weekends?

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WHUT??? I get out of the Box, and you all stop posting??? Fenris must have put something toxic in the water. He probably sat in it...

Dude, I bathed in it. And farted in the water.

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Dude, I bathed in it. And farted in the water.

Dude, I think those farts may have been a little more then gas. :yuck:

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I think we missed this piece of genius from Acey: I recall reading that actors in England don't ride horses. The Doctor Who Confidential episode showed a fake rig the actor used to pretend he was riding. It's considered stunt work. Here in the US I'm pretty sure actors do much of the riding. Think of Bonanza and Big Valley. Stunt men handle the full gallops.

Acey once claimed that he saw the Mythbusters make a bullet stop in midair and drop to the ground. I thought he might be confusing Mythbusters with Road Runner cartoons, but no, he included a link to a video clip.

This show was famous for making science-y things clear and easy to understand, but it was still too much for dim-bulb Acey to grasp.

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You was in the box? I missed something. What did you do this time?

NM it was capricious and arbitrary as promised in the promos. Good job Fenris.

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And the derpers take up one their favorite topics, things other people like that they don't like.

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The Durp has gotten so fucking st00pid that I find I'm on the same side of the FGM/circumcision argument as fucking Czarcasm! This "don't ban obvious trolls" thing is crazy.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...php?p=21355289

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And the derpers take up one their favorite topics, things other people like that they don't like.

I can't look at those "list things you hate" threads without visualizing that rage-crying toddler meme.

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Acey once claimed that he saw the Mythbusters make a bullet stop in midair and drop to the ground. I thought he might be confusing Mythbusters with Road Runner cartoons, but no, he included a link to a video clip.

This show was famous for making science-y things clear and easy to understand, but it was still too much for dim-bulb Acey to grasp.

This show would be over acey's head:

Man vs. Cartoon

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The Durp has gotten so fucking st00pid that I find I'm on the same side of the FGM/circumcision argument as fucking Czarcasm! This "don't ban obvious trolls" thing is crazy.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...php?p=21355289

A-fucking-men! And yet the bastards STILL continue to push their bullshit in the thread, completely oblivious, because they're soooooo put upon and oppressed.

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Acey once claimed that he saw the Mythbusters make a bullet stop in midair and drop to the ground.

Pfft, that's nothing. I can do that with a simple baulk of wood.