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Old 24th May 2020, 04:47 PM
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Socially-Distant PIZZA-PARTY!!!!



Before I got cancer, we used to have regular pizza-parties with some friends of ours. Then I couldn't eat anything, not even pizza, for more than a year. Just as I'm starting to be able to eat pizza again, Corona shows up to rain on my parade. Well, shit. It's time for my first pizza-party in over a year, and CoronaVirus be damned! We just arranged for a socially-distant pizza party for Tuesday. I've got a semi-circular driveway. Gonna put a table with the pizza and everything halfway down the driveway. They park in the west half, we get the east half, and we'll shout at each other!*

And nosh on pizza!!!one!!eleven!!1!!11!!! Rah, Rah, Rah!!!

Partay!

*It was also their kid, Matthew's birthday last week, so we're getting him a birthday cake, and ice cream. I gotta figure out what kind of present we can get him on no notice. His favorite ice cream happens to be mint-chocolate-chip. One of the few kinds that I can eat, and actually like! SCORE!

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Old 24th May 2020, 04:54 PM
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Old 24th May 2020, 04:54 PM
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And now I'm remembering what else I get to do next week. Dr Marzouk is going to shove his camera up my nose and down my throat, yet again, on Wednesday.

Oh, well, at least I will have noshed on pizza the day before!!!!
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:00 PM
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When I was in jail for 11 days at the age of 19 some thirtymumble years ago, one of those options looks like the visitor arrangements we had.
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:09 PM
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very nice! now I want pizza, too.
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:10 PM
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:11 PM
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You know, that's not a bad idea...I like that...
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:13 PM
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When I was in jail for 11 days at the age of 19 some thirtymumble years ago, one of those options looks like the visitor arrangements we had.
The Thai restaurant!

A lot of them still do - no need to go back and check!
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:14 PM
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Dr Marzouk is going to shove his camera up my nose and down my throat, yet again, on Wednesday.
That reminds me: There are probably more pictures of the inside of my throat in the files at the Cancer Center than there are of your children/grandchildren on your computer.
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Old 24th May 2020, 05:18 PM
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The Thai restaurant!
That's another thing I haven't eaten in over a year. Gotta go to the Thai place when I get fake teeth again. And the Korean place. Mmmmm!
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Old 24th May 2020, 06:23 PM
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I've been beating myself silly yesterday and today, using the wood-chipper I bought last summer, but couldn't use. I was grossly in need of salt, and mentioned how I used to eat olives as "salt tablets". Ma said we had some. I looked in the fridge, but there were none. I looked in the pantry and, yep, just found a jar of them (with pits still in 'em) that's been there for over a year (since I could last eat 'em). I, of course, lacking teeth, can't yet eat them, so I pulled them out and took a knife and my fingernails to them to strip the olive-flesh off the pits, sucked the salt from the pits, put the olive flesh in a jar, added yesterday's leftover mashed potatoes and chicken, then ground it all with my immersion blender.

Mmmm, yummy salty, olive-ey, creamy potato-ey, chicken-ey goodness! One thing this past year has taught me is to not take eating cheap food for granted. Not take eating at all for granted.

I still want a damn rare Prime Rib. ETA: FOOD PORN!!!!

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Old 24th May 2020, 06:50 PM
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I can eat roasted mushrooms, slathered in butter and olive oil. I made some last week. They tasted as good as the ones in that food-porn look. I still want a damn rare prime rib!
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Old 24th May 2020, 06:52 PM
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Old 24th May 2020, 06:57 PM
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And the Korean place. Mmmmm!
I've been dying for some freakin' Kimchi. For over a year, now.
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Old 24th May 2020, 07:04 PM
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I'm starting to make myself hungry. Time to raid the fridge. Gotta keep up / get back to |kinda hope to vaguely approximate a fraction of| [yeah, that's it] my weight from a year ago.

Nom, nom, nom...
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Old 24th May 2020, 07:10 PM
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very nice! now I want pizza, too.
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Tuesday at 4pm Eastern Time is when we're doing it. Lets all do it. Take and post pictures (from a safe social-distance, of course) here! Let's make Tuesday "National Safe-Social-Distance-Pizza-Party Day"!!!! I'm gonna splurge and use part of my stimulus money to buy from the expensive pizza place.
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Old 24th May 2020, 07:57 PM
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I'm gonna splurge and use part of my stimulus money to buy from the expensive pizza place.
A pepperoni and sausage sheet pizza!!!!
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Old 25th May 2020, 04:30 PM
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Cheers on the pizza! - just since the shutdowns started we've started getting some frozen non-dairy pizzas (not really up for the dairy kind) and it's only an echo of the genius that is pizza, but it's a comfort nonetheless.
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Old 25th May 2020, 04:59 PM
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We'll join later - I work until five, but i like this idea a lot.
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Old 25th May 2020, 05:04 PM
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I missed this but I had my brother and an old friend over and we start outside for 5.5 hours and drank a lot of beer, talked and grilled some hot dogs. It was a good afternoon.
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Old 25th May 2020, 07:01 PM
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You didn't miss it, you got an early start.
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Old 25th May 2020, 07:49 PM
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I missed this but I had my brother and an old friend over and we start outside for 5.5 hours and drank a lot of beer, talked and grilled some hot dogs. It was a good afternoon.
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You didn't miss it, you got an early start.
Yeah, what Jag said.

It's currently Monday, 25 May, at 11:49pm ET. The party is tomorrow, Tuesday, 26 May, at 4:00pm ET. You still have time enough to sober up, order your damn pizza, buy your beer to go with it, and endrunken yourself for the party. Just keep your distance, OK? We don't want you to infect us, eh?

PARTAY!!!

<--safe-space--> <--safe-space-->

|--- maintain proper social distancing between groups, please ---|

But party like tomorrow will never come, eh?!!!!!

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Old 26th May 2020, 12:15 PM
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Paaaaaaaarty; I'm eatin' pizza.

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Old 26th May 2020, 12:51 PM
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Nice one! I'm partying, but pizza is still several hours in the future.
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Old 26th May 2020, 12:54 PM
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Still working, but I'm making a beer run in a few minutes. I'll probably not get pizza though, we're thinking 5-Guys.
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Old 26th May 2020, 02:06 PM
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I've replenished my beer supply. 12 pack Smithwicks and 3 sixes of Purple Monkey. Dinner is a 5 Guys Bacon Cheeseburger with sauteed onions & mushrooms and lots of great fries.

My wife picked up 3 bottles of White wine.
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Old 26th May 2020, 02:11 PM
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I got a Mod pizza Monday and am having it again today. it's very good.

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Old 26th May 2020, 02:20 PM
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I got a Mod pizza Monday and am having it again today. it's very good.

ETA: Houston, we are Code Green
I guess I'm code red,

But as it it is Smithwicks Red Ale, that's quite OK.

Where's the rest of the pizza party crowd?

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Old 26th May 2020, 02:24 PM
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I'm in my la-z-boy. Too full of pizza to move. Oof. Fortunately my bong and remote control are within reach.
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Old 26th May 2020, 02:54 PM
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Didn't see this until now, but as luck would have it I was in fact eating sausage pizza (cold, leftover, straight from the fridge) around 4ish.

I guess that means I'm obligated to crack a or three also. Oh, the hardship!
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Old 26th May 2020, 03:08 PM
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Can't eat dairy - but it looks sooooo good!
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Old 26th May 2020, 03:26 PM
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Man, I missed it this week - we'll do this next week as we do homemade pizzas once a week. Good to see you're around more, EtOH! We'll get together this summer, and I'll bring Miss Raffe
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Old 26th May 2020, 05:30 PM
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PICTURES!!!!

To borrow a phrase from @Burpy, "BUUUURRRRPPP!!!"

Pizza is done, everyone is happy. Especially me! We all properly maintained our distance.

As can be seen, here, both groups kept proper distance. Our friends and their kids stayed on their side, we stayed on ours. Everyone noshed pizza, and my gut is happy. Hell, their new dog stayed on their side, well, so even the new puppy is doing fine.

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Old 26th May 2020, 06:06 PM
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Old 26th May 2020, 06:34 PM
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Nice!
Dude. We gotta go kill an Auburn Chicken. Kill it dead, and eat it,
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Old 26th May 2020, 06:43 PM
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Old 26th May 2020, 07:51 PM
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My camp mate bought an apple flavored fortified malt liquor. 24 oz @ 14% abv. I'm shitfaced.
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Old 26th May 2020, 08:06 PM
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My camp mate bought an apple flavored fortified malt liquor. 24 oz @ 14% abv. I'm shitfaced.
Whatever you do, don't let him talk you into hiking up to the rim of the Grand Canyon at night. There are still parts of it that don't have guard rails.
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Old 26th May 2020, 08:11 PM
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That's the other end of this National Forest. About sixty miles straight line and close to a hundred by road. But last I heard the Grand Canyon Park is closed. But I could still get in. But not for camping.
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Old 26th May 2020, 08:25 PM
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I've camped at Kaibab Lake campground before, just north of Williams. Sounds like you're closer to Flagstaff. Still at a decent elevation so it won't get too hot.
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Old 27th May 2020, 04:39 AM
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My camp mate bought an apple flavored fortified malt liquor. 24 oz @ 14% abv. I'm shitfaced.


but I'm glad you teamed up and are having fun.
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