I Am Not Gaslighting Jim Nightshade

[Flying Saucerian]

Gaslighting, as you may have heard, is the hip new term nowadays.

So I am totally not Gaslighting Jim. At all.

I don't care what he says. He's crazy. He's just making it up. I'm not Gaslighting him at all.

How's that?

[JackieLikesVariety]

really credible.

[Random Precision]

Oh, go ahead and gaslight him.

You know you want to.

[JimNightshade]

Thank you!
I hate gas lights!

[Flying Saucerian]

And I shall not under any circumstances break into his home late at night, scotch-tape him to his bed, and stuff dead beetles, grass, and clumps of earth into his mouth while straddling him and kissing him tenderly on the nose no matter how much he begs.

[Random Precision]

A sound plan all the way around.

[Flying Saucerian]

Nor will I drug him, dress him in a designer gown, and force him to slow-dance with me to radio static while holding a gun to his head and whispering sweet nothings and death threats in his ear.

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

And I shall not under any circumstances break into his home late at night, scotch-tape him to his bed, and stuff dead beetles, grass, and clumps of earth into his mouth while straddling him and kissing him tenderly on the nose no matter how much he begs.

Wait a minute - that was you?

[Senpai]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

Nor will I drug him, dress him in a designer gown, and force him to slow-dance with me to radio static while holding a gun to his head and whispering sweet nothings and death threats in his ear.

I gotta ask. Are you proud of this methodology? Doesn't bother you at all? If so, then hell man, more power to ya.

I think I saw zip-ties on sale at the dollar store, by the way. And lipstick.

Jim, do you know how to break out of zip-ties, and do you know how to walk in heels? No reason, just curious.

[Senpai]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

And I shall not under any circumstances break into his home late at night, scotch-tape him to his bed...

Apparently the Saucerian budget allows for a metric fuckton of scotch tape, too. Flimsy-ass shit. Maybe look into an upgrade.

[JimNightshade]

Psst! Its the flying sausage!
Sausages gonna sausate, just like potatoes need to potate.
Got it?

The problem at this moment is that the flying sausage got his addresses all mixed up, and visited the Dr. (Lord, Master of) of Boogie.

God knows what results that will have, but we await with baited disco breath.

[Flying Saucerian]

Look, it beats Match.Com.

And it's fine. I wore a condom.

[JimNightshade]

Did you poke holes in it so you could see and breathe?
Asking for a friend.

[Senpai]

Ahh, of course! Proud of you kids, being safe and responsible.

[Flying Saucerian]

I do not need to see or breathe.

I am beyond such things.