How do you dance when you (think) you are alone?

JimNightshade · #1 23rd July 2023, 07:54 AM

Well? You know, when your significant other is busy at other places. When your dog is sleeping and farting in your laundry room (because it is nice and warm there). When your cat is away (somewhere,who knows, its a cat), and you step away from your Rabbit cage, fish tank and/or lobster cage. When you are freaky and fun and YOUR self, how DO you dance?

Snoopy Dance Option [ ]

What Exit? · #2 23rd July 2023, 08:16 AM

Where is Snoopy Dance option? Where?

JimNightshade · #3 23rd July 2023, 08:43 AM

It is right there where you can't edit the poll.

What Exit? · #4 23rd July 2023, 09:28 AM

Write in for Snoopy Dance then.

Jaglavak · #5 23rd July 2023, 10:42 AM

I don't know if you could call it dancing, but 'Scratching Inappropriately' comes close anyway.

Flying Saucerian · #6 23rd July 2023, 11:47 AM

Re: Snoopy Dance.

So you stand in one place and move your legs up and down rapidly while hopping?

Random Precision · #7 23rd July 2023, 12:07 PM

All of the above except for that first one.

It's much more a shirt, tighty-whities and socks Tom Cruise kind of thing.

JackieLikesVariety · #8 23rd July 2023, 12:41 PM

can I vote for more than one?

asking for a friend

silenus · #9 23rd July 2023, 01:32 PM

C2H5OH · #10 23rd July 2023, 03:25 PM

It's more like this:

You forgot the 'run like hell, and hope it doesn't catch up to you' option. That's what I'm aiming for...

Rock · #11 23rd July 2023, 04:44 PM

I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out.
I put my right foot in and I shake it all about.
I do the Hokey-Pokey and I turn myself around.
That's what it's all about.

Senpai · #12 23rd July 2023, 10:32 PM

I'd like to think I dance a bunch of different ways, and have taken dance classes I had to quit, but..

I probably just look like someone having a seizure. Most common is foot tapping and head nodding.

I do belt the tunes, though. Loud. I've told that my singing voice isn't bad, but I don't sing around others.

Shampoo bottles make a great audience, though.

stormie · #13 24th July 2023, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

Re: Snoopy Dance.

So you stand in one place and move your legs up and down rapidly while hopping?

That's my move!

Wolf Larsen · #14 24th July 2023, 05:02 AM

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

View Poll Results: How do you dance when you (think) you are alone?
I wiggle my butt like Kenny Loggins from footloose, tap the floor, and then move around like a dust storm in Arizona (while taking care my haircut stays intact).	4	36.36%
I float around the space like a daytime floating thing, enraptured by classical music.	3	27.27%
I sing along LOUDLY to classical opera favorites like Nessun Dorma, then collapse in a heap of gasping ineptitude.	5	45.45%
I hop, dance, jump and wear my sweatpants watching Jane Fonda videos	2	18.18%
I add a leather jacket, and sneer at the cat while listening to the Ramones. I then give the cat fresh shrimps.	2	18.18%
Put on my disco shoes, shirt and trousers and strut around as god intended.	1	9.09%
Pet a wombat.	8	72.73%
Put on my cowboy hat, boots, jeans and lumberjack shirt, and start searching for the flag that was surely here last year, but now its gone. Smile, showing my beautiful lack of front teeth	1	9.09%
Head-bang the walls, repeatedly. Rush in to the garden to fight a shrubbery.	4	36.36%
Sip tea, eat scones, wait for a prince on a white horse and his sexy sidekick.	2	18.18%
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