Six Words to Live By: Go!

[mjmlabs]

Game? Improv Topic? Creative Writing Challenge?

ChatGPT Prompt? Whatever, here it is.

Six Words to Live By: Go!

• Learn from mistakes that aren't yours.
• Keep a skeptical eye on yourself.
• Don't fill up on the bread.
• Never lie to: doctors, feds, yourself.
• Never stick yer dick in crazy.
• Always split Aces and Eights. Always.

[thylacine]

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first

[3acres]

Wherever you go, there you are.

[Random Precision]

Keep wounds covered to prevent infection.

[silenus]

Righty tighty, lefty loosy, Fuck Trump

[SmartAleq]

Know what to kiss, and when.

(Courtesy of the National Lampoon)

[Jaglavak]

Show no fear
Show no pain

[thorny locust]

Admit when you don't know something.

[Random Precision]

When Before all else fails, RTFM.

[Senpai]

Life is too short for stuffiness.
Chocolate makes everything better, indulge often.
Do good things, you'll be fine.
Mysteries are good, leave them be.
Cherish the little things, healing follows.
Don't buy your potatoes from Aldi.

[thylacine]

“Attitude of gratitude!” shows your privilege

[Kat]

Always remember: pee before you start.

[Random Precision]

You're not the boss of me.

[mjmlabs]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Know what to kiss, and when.

(Courtesy of the National Lampoon)

Deteriorata! Haven't played that in ages ...
[wanders off to the Audio Stacks]

[Rock]

Enjoy every sandwich. Enjoy every sandwich.

It was worth saying twice because it's Warren Zevon.

[Swammerdami]

The Big Kahuna (1999) is worth a little more than its 6.6 IMDB points. At the very end, the Kevin Spacey character offers advice, in a sequence of short sentences, to a young man. I've selected the ones with six words:

• The world will spin without you;
  You don't matter in the end.
  
• Do not worry about the future,
  or worry but know that worrying...
  
• is like trying to solve an
  algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
  
• Do something every day that scares you.
  
• Don't be reckless with others' hearts.
  
• Don't suffer those reckless with yours.
  
• Don't waste your time on jealousy.
• Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults.
  
• Keep all your old love letters.
  
• Throw away your old bank statements.
  
• Be kind to your knees; you'll
  miss them when they are gone.
  
• Maybe you'll marry. Maybe you won't.
  
• Understand that friends come and go,
  But hold on to the precious few
  
• Live in New York City once,
  Leave before it makes you hard.
  
• And live in Northern California once,
  Leave before it makes you soft.
  
• Be careful whose advice you buy,
  Advice is a form of nostalgia.

[Senpai]

Originally Posted by Kat

Always remember: pee before you start.

And remember to pee after, too!

[Rebo]

(For those not in the know, it helps prevent infection.)


Every little thing gonna be alright. - Bob Marley

[Metal Years]

Never split 10's. Never split 10's!

[thylacine]

Every storm runs out of rain

[Metal Years]

Remember: Don't shit where you eat!

[Baker]

Originally Posted by Senpai

Life is too short for stuffiness.
Chocolate makes everything better, indulge often.
Do good things, you'll be fine.
Mysteries are good, leave them be.
Cherish the little things, healing follows.
Don't buy your potatoes from Aldi.

(Bolding mine)This one is the best

[lil shit]

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

[Random Precision]

No good deed shall go unpunished.

[Jaglavak]

A good poker face is key.

[mjmlabs]

Mind if I do a J?

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[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Originally Posted by mjmlabs

• Learn from mistakes that aren't yours.

Learn from your own stupid mistakes.
Don't waste time on stupid people.
Don't read the news article comments .
Eat fresh fruit; eat fresh vegetables.

[Rebo]

Move around once in a while.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Dude, sitting is the new smoking.

[Dr. Winston O'Boogie]

Don't sweat petty stuff and vice-versa

[mjmlabs]

No gods, no masters, no excuses.

[mjmlabs]

Don't Bogart that joint, my friend.

[Random Precision]

My god, it's full of stars.

[C2H5OH]

I fart in your general direction

Too bad "You silly English kanniggit" is only 4 words. It would have made a nice followup.

[Random Precision]

Hold my beer and watch this.

[Jaglavak]

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Where does the elephant stand?

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

ISWYDT!

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

ISWYDT!

ISWYDT!

[Zeener Diode]

Is that Yertle on the top?

[Flying Saucerian]

The thread title seems good...

[mjmlabs]

What do you really know, anyway?

Be the reason someone smiles today.

World's a stage, Life, a play.

Up and in; down and away.

[mjmlabs]

You may experience some temporary discomfort.

[lil shit]

You may feel a little pressure

[Flying Saucerian]

Assume you smell bad.

Your pets don't really love you.

Nobody cares about your problems.

Everything ends eventually... We hope...

[Jaglavak]

Holy shit did you see that?!?

[stormie]

hmm, the concept of six (fourteen) (III) seems to have escaped some.

I have no words of wisdom.

[mjmlabs]

Bumper sticker wisdom; eternal Deadhead verity:

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST

[mjmlabs]

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by mjmlabs

Bumper sticker wisdom; eternal Deadhead verity:

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST

Maybe Deadheads too but also any Tolkien Fans. In story, Bilbo wrote that line about Strider, better known as Aragorn.

All that is gold does not glitter;
Not all who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.