Here is the inside of my spice cabinet (feel free to judge harshly)

*Rebo* · #1 7th June 2016, 07:10 AM

C'mon you haters.

*Rebo* · #2 7th June 2016, 07:11 AM

And my pantry.

Chacoguy · #3 7th June 2016, 07:26 AM

Gay.

pickle berry · #4 7th June 2016, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

C'mon you haters.

"Light chili powder"? What are we little babies with no taste buds?

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And my pantry.

I do give you props on the Alpo chili. Alpo makes a great chili.

BJMoose · #5 7th June 2016, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pickle berry

I do give you props on the Alpo chili. Alpo makes a great chili.

I thought it was for Alpo casserole.

LemmeOut · #6 7th June 2016, 07:44 AM

Busted for messiness.

Inner Stickler · #7 7th June 2016, 07:46 AM

There are not nearly enough spices in there. I bet you don't even have any star anise.

running coach · #8 7th June 2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

There are not nearly enough spices in there. I bet you don't even have any star anise.

I don't don't see any saffron or grains of paradise.
And what loser only has one type of salt?

LemmeOut · #9 7th June 2016, 07:49 AM

Damn it, Sticks -- how did you know?!

(But I have five spice powder. Does that count?)

LemmeOut · #10 7th June 2016, 08:02 AM

Buttheads. The Himalayan salt is in the cabinet below. But also busted for lack of saffron.

Sheesh, what a bunch of haters.

running coach · #11 7th June 2016, 08:12 AM

It looks like the EVOO(that's extra virgin olive oil) is unopened. Must be for display purposes only.

pickle berry · #12 7th June 2016, 11:21 AM

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It looks like the EVOO(that's extra virgin olive oil) is unopened. Must be for display purposes only.

It's probably only there as a sneak brag to show off how richy-rich she is.

krisolov · #13 8th June 2016, 04:50 PM

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It looks like the EVOO(that's extra virgin olive oil) is unopened. Must be for display purposes only.

Mmmhmm... . Did you notice the similarly untouched tabasco too? Edgy.

running coach · #14 8th June 2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by running coach

It looks like the EVOO(that's extra virgin olive oil) is unopened. Must be for display purposes only.

Mmmhmm... . Did you notice the similarly untouched tabasco too? Edgy.

The level is below the shoulder of the bottle. It's had some use.
Too bad we can't see how old it is.

eleanorigby · #15 8th June 2016, 06:35 PM

Good on you for the iodized salt.

Parody or not, I enjoyed our little tour.

*Rebo* · #16 7th June 2016, 08:14 AM

These are actually some older pictures. I don't feed them crap Alpo anymore. And I have saffron! No star anise, though.

BJMoose · #17 7th June 2016, 08:20 AM

Strongheart casserole?

Pere · #18 7th June 2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

C'mon you haters.

Some painter needs to learn the role of masking tape.

silenus · #19 7th June 2016, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

C'mon you haters.

Walmart spices instead of ones from a dedicated spice store?

running coach · #20 7th June 2016, 11:25 AM

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C'mon you haters.

Walmart spices instead of ones from a dedicated spice store?

I will give her props for using Clabber Girl only because I do.

SmartAleq · #21 7th June 2016, 10:47 AM

No Penzey's? *sniff*

dogbutler · #22 14th June 2016, 04:53 AM

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No Penzey's? *sniff*

That's what I buy. And I put them in matching jars in alphabetical order.[/OCD]

TheChileanBlob · #23 7th June 2016, 11:22 AM

Clabber Girl?? What's wrong with Calumet?

Inner Stickler · #24 7th June 2016, 11:35 AM

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Clabber Girl?? What's wrong with Calumet?

Is there a difference? I rotate between the two pretty freely.

Zeener Diode · #25 7th June 2016, 11:43 AM

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Clabber Girl?? What's wrong with Calumet?

It's racist.

teela brown · #26 7th June 2016, 01:20 PM

Your spice cupboard looks nice and neat, Dolores. And I like that in your can cupboard, you keep your cans in box lids. That must make it handy to pull them out like drawers so you can get at the back cans.

My cupboards are far messier. I must have canned stuff in the back that's old enough to vote, because I can't be arsed to search the back row.

JackieLikesVariety · #27 7th June 2016, 01:23 PM

very nice, Rebo, looks functional and tidy

Diamonds02 · #28 7th June 2016, 02:44 PM

Let me guess...

Race: Caucasian
Age: 50s
Region: Midwest
Religion: Catholic
Attire: Wrangler jeans, Hanes sweatshirt, Keds canvas shoes.
Car: Camry
Assets: Gold necklaces with crosses.
Favorite vacation spot: Tunica
Favorite hobbies: Baking cookies, quilting, taking parents to see Grand Ole Opry.
Favorite restaurant: Cracker Barrel
Favorite musician: Bruce Springsteen

You're missing a key item! White Wonder Bread.

*Rebo* · #29 8th June 2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

Let me guess...

Race: Caucasian
Age: 50s
Region: Midwest
Religion: Catholic
Attire: Wrangler jeans, Hanes sweatshirt, Keds canvas shoes.
Car: Camry
Assets: Gold necklaces with crosses.
Favorite vacation spot: Tunica
Favorite hobbies: Baking cookies, quilting, taking parents to see Grand Ole Opry.
Favorite restaurant: Cracker Barrel
Favorite musician: Bruce Springsteen

You're missing a key item! White Wonder Bread.

Race: Caucasian correct
Age: 50s correct
Region: Midwest wrong, south Texas
Religion: Catholic wrong, independent
Attire: Wrangler jeans, Hanes sweatshirt, Keds canvas shoes. wrong, shorts, flip-flops, t-shirts - or motorcycle gear
Car: Camry wrong, Nissan Rogue
Assets: Gold necklaces with crosses. wrong, my mama's diamond pendant, and a heart from my husband, both in white gold
Favorite vacation spot: Tunica wrong, Daytona Beach
Favorite hobbies: Baking cookies, quilting, taking parents to see Grand Ole Opry. wrong, riding my Harley and cooking, not baking. I do take care of my elderly Dad who lives with us.
Favorite restaurant: Cracker Barrel I've been there - once. I prefer seafood places, but not chains
Favorite musician: Bruce Springsteen BB King and Chris Stapleton

Bread - Mrs. Baird's, which I think is local to Texas. but yeah, white bread is the norm for me.

Good hatin', though!

Wolf Larsen · #30 7th June 2016, 07:49 PM

Where's the Zatarain's?

*Rebo* · #31 8th June 2016, 11:05 AM

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Where's the Zatarain's?

We were out.

*Rebo* · #32 8th June 2016, 11:03 AM

Clabber Girl is racist? I never noticed. Calumet has an Indian, or did. I guess I could durp it up and make my own.

*Rebo* · #33 8th June 2016, 11:04 AM

(Y'all do know this is a parody thread, right?)

Kat · #34 8th June 2016, 05:02 PM

Where's the oregano? Where's the nutmeg? Where's the freaking cinnamon, for god's sake???!!!

Although, it's commendable that you have no Hamburger Helper in your pantry. I thought it just mysteriously appeared in pantries overnight.

loshan · #35 10th June 2016, 04:07 PM

There needs to be some Snowy Mountain Organics Garlic Powder in there. It's sold out at the moment but will available again starting in September. I'll post a link when it's ready.

SmartAleq · #36 10th June 2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by loshan

There needs to be some Snowy Mountain Organics Garlic Powder in there. It's sold out at the moment but will available again starting in September. I'll post a link when it's ready.

Here is wisdom.

Jaglavak · #37 10th June 2016, 05:05 PM

A whole entire cupboard just for the salt, pepper, and chili powder?
Huh.