If you must post, open this thread.

[Khampelf]

The less sense it makes the better. Stuff that doesn't seem to go anywhere. Anything, really. Banal and Inane welcome, everyone has some.

I got my threads for that, so I'm not even going to post here, just see if it flies.

[Jaglavak]

Nope, I'm good.

[JackieLikesVariety]

No way, I don't think I can get behind that.

[Zeener Diode]

I was just thinking the other day: what this message board needed was another thread for people to post banal things that have no intrinsic value save to stroke their egos. Also: cats!

[Flying Saucerian]

But... That would eliminate two-thirds of my threads...

[Wolf Larsen]

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

I was just thinking the other day: what this message board needed was another thread for people to post banal things that have no intrinsic value save to stroke their egos. Also: cats!

Yes, but this could be the most banal, the most inane, the least coherent and most ego-stroking of all the threads if we just try!

Or let this sad marijuana inspired piece of masturbation die, whichever.

Wolf has the spirit.

Monkeys in pudding!! Monkeys in the pudding!! Save the butterscotch!!

[Iris]

The middle button on my phone: I am a beautiful person. Please let me know. I have to figure out how to toggle between voice and data. My computer died, about an hour ago.

[Flying Saucerian]

This is not my beautiful wife!

[Khampelf]

I'm in a salon, waiting for my turn for a haircut. Then I'll get some sandwiches next door. Tuna for the old man, pastrami for me if they have it.

[Flying Saucerian]

What song's that from?

[JackieLikesVariety]

[Wolf Larsen]

Floating down, the sound resounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania.
Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten.
Blinding signs flap,
Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
Stairway scare, Dan Dare, who's there?
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters under
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters underground.

[Glazer]

Dgfhgst fhhh bggghj gjdngx jhjh sßdd whfhfejdg ngfngf.jhfjgfngcf hey now hey how very u DRC

[JoanieBaloney]

Literally just like a dream I once had

[The Devil's Grandmother]

A friend of mine told me she dreamed of me. It's weird. I don't remember many of my dreams and those I do, I don't dream about people I know. I never know how I'm supposed to react to things like that.

[pickle berry]

Green beans and socks.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by The Devil's Grandmother

A friend of mine told me she dreamed of me. It's weird. I don't remember many of my dreams and those I do, I don't dream about people I know. I never know how I'm supposed to react to things like that.

Well, if it's a guy and he corners you in the elevator to tell you about it, I'd say pepper spray and a swift kick to the nads.

[Flying Saucerian]

Originally Posted by pickle berry

Green beans and socks.

What's the worst thing you could possibly have for dinner?

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by The Devil's Grandmother

A friend of mine told me she dreamed of me. It's weird. I don't remember many of my dreams and those I do, I don't dream about people I know. I never know how I'm supposed to react to things like that.

I get told I've appeared in people's dreams all the time. I think that's why I never remember my own dreams; I'm always in someone else's.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

What's the worst thing you could possibly have for dinner?

Bell peppers stuffed with calf's liver, endive and cauliflower salad, cinnamon jelly beans for dessert. Maybe this needs a thread of it's own.

[JackieLikesVariety]

This might be the worst thread ever




Or, am I just suddenly cranky.

[Glazer]

Both.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

I get told I've appeared in people's dreams all the time. I think that's why I never remember my own dreams; I'm always in someone else's.

Did you ever watch a TV show called Northern Exposure? There was an episode where several of the main characters dreamed each other's dreams, some hilarious, some rather poignant.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by The Devil's Grandmother

Did you ever watch a TV show called Northern Exposure? There was an episode where several of the main characters dreamed each other's dreams, some hilarious, some rather poignant.

I've seen a few episodes of the show, but not that one. I remember liking it. I thought the receptionist was hot.

[Jaglavak]

The piano catapult episode was pretty good.

[JackieLikesVariety]

That would be a good show to binge-watch, there is a lot I'm sure I've only seen once and wouldn't it be fun to run into an episode you'd never seen?

[Flying Saucerian]

What if you don't have to post? Can you open this thread anyway?

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

Stairway scare, Dan Dare, who's there?

This manages to make even less sense when read.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

What if you don't have to post? Can you open this thread anyway?

Sure, feel free. No 'must post' rule here. Or any others.

[Wolf Larsen]

Bom bom, bom bom, bommmmmmmmmmm.

[Flying Saucerian]

Look out! There's a bom in this thread!

[Khampelf]

Still?

[Flying Saucerian]

No, moving!

[teela brown]

Pease porridge hot.

[Flying Saucerian]

Pease porridge cold.

[Glazer]

Somebody else is washing the nine day old porridge pot this time. Harrumph.

[Khampelf]

One two three not it!

[Jaglavak]

Damn I'm good.

[Khampelf]

You ain't gonna hear me argue the point, Jag.

The old man put himself to bed, but I got the noon meds into him. He didn't want to stop and take them on the way to the bedroom. I forgot them too, and he had to sit up again after getting all comfortable. It was a very slow moving morning, but it's been worse. He was real princess and the pea about the bed today. Some of the blankets he sleeps on top of got bunched at the foot of the bed.

[stormie]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

What if you don't have to post? Can you open this thread anyway?

No. Go away.

[Khampelf]

I'm up at 4am, but I've had six hours sleep. I'm watching a repeat of the last night's 10pm news.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Happy April, everyone

[Wolf Larsen]

Bwonngg.

[Flying Saucerian]

Okay, who gave Wolf Larsen the pogo stick?

[Khampelf]

*raises hand*

It made sense at the time, the propeller beanie is his own.

The old man's put himself to bed at 2 and I may not see him until next pills at five. What to do? What to do?

[JackieLikesVariety]

So, we want to avoid coherence at all costs, correct?

[Khampelf]

Coherence, incoherence, it's all the same here.

There once was a thread, bland and lame.
You could post anything without shame.
Not two shits were given
Just too busy just livin'
And of course it's all Khampelf to blame.

[Khampelf]

I just told someone 'carpe diem'. Then I wondered how much I do that myself. I guess so. I dart away from bad things and hang around good things. That's pretty much what carp do, right? Maybe I'm just too koi and shy to carp.

[Flying Saucerian]

Maybe you're too... Nah....