Dear Mr. Giraffe. Please de-lurk and answer this – for the sake of the planet.

[JimNightshade]

The planet would like to know, in all honesty, as to how you decorate yourself for x-mas.

Is it a disco bowtie, or do you attire yourself to blinking x-mas lights in your admittedly very sexy horns? Do you plan to put x-mas tree twigs in your ears and pretend to be a shrubbery?

Also, how do you look upon the low life you see from high above, with their boxes and funny hats and stuff?

Inquiring minds want to know!