Forgive me if I need to vent a bit.
This Thread is my current trigger point. I am sick to tears or those 'Sophisticated' idiots thinking that they will be shot, sodomized and set upon by dogs if their car breaks down and they can't get cell service in Rural America.
Our local Search and Rescue is all volunteer, they get called out 120 times a year. So, every third day, over a dozen people forsake their jobs and families to go find and rescue some douchebag that has ignored a dozen signs and gotten in trouble. For FREE. Fuck You ignorant Doper for making ignorant assumptions about Flyover Country. If you simply lay down on the ground, we will come help you, if need be, just like in Boston!