Smear The Queer

[KidVermicious]

It's a game we used to play in the neighborhood, and at recess when the playground monitor wasn't looking. A random pack of hormone-crazed pre-adolescent gorillas and one ball, with the object being to catch whoever had the ball and pound them into the mud. Great fun. We called it Smear The Queer.

I hadn't thought about it until I just used the term in another thread, and it occurs to me that it might be a touch dated. Past its use-by date, if you know what I mean. What do they call that game now?