0.44 Magnum Durp: Do ya feel snarky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Someone]

What SDMB poster should these mod notes by Tomndebb go to?

Originally Posted by Someone

Your content-free one-liners had limited amusement value, to begin with. Now they are edging into the realm of simply aggravating other posters. If you want to make that sort of post, take it to The BBQ Pit.

This forum is for actual discussion, not juvenile cracks.
[ /Moderating ]

No. Just as in this post which I am quoting, you have provided nothing of substance in any of your posts that I have seen. You have posted bullshit one-liners in multiple threads. I simply linked to your most recent one-liner. You will not continue this nonsense and retain your posting privileges.

[ /Moderating ]

Der Trihs, you say?

Ha. No. It is for new troll Johnny Cashless who's schtick is to do exactly what Der T. does without (so far) the religious craziness.

I'm tempted to post a bunch of links to recent DerT posts and say "Why don't these mod-notes apply to DerT?", but then Dex would tell people to show some fucking decorum.

[Someone]

If you were to go for it don't forget to post elucidator's fifty or so most recent posts. I don't even have to read them to know that they are overwhelmingly "juvenile cracks" and "nothing of substance."

[Someone]

Every time I stop by there and try to get involved again, I'm left saying to myself why, why, WHY do I bother.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

By the way, Anonymous User, you're aware that having socks is an insta-ban at the Durp, right? Because frankly, the appearance of not one, but two, July 2014 join-date members popping up in your thread to offer support ('Aw, give the kid a break', and 'Could you clarify that point so that the OP can understand it better?') is just a tad...suspicious.

I am positive those guys are not me. Also, notice how those same guys also said that short guys do have a chance and were telling me not to listen to those pickup guys.

Don't believe me? Go ask the administrators to do an IP check. I dare you.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Here we go again with Czarcasm the untouchable. They either need to give him back his jackboots or put him out to pasture.

This time he bullies an OP and 3 other people get in trouble. I even managed to catch a note for it.

So this is old, but it's new to me, and goddamn that whole debacle has annoyed the shit out of me. Czarcasm was acting like a complete taint in the original thread and the mods' response is "Don't point out his thread-derailing taintitude" instead of telling him to knock it the shit off. For fuck's sake...

That's all I got. Carry on.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I am positive those guys are not me.

Well, as long as you're positive.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Would it be really awful to run a death pool based on this "List your diagnosed chronic disease" thread?

You know, it's threads like that that make me get all defensive when I mention that I have diabetes. "No, type 1. Juvenile onset. The kind that's not my fault."

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I am positive those guys are not me.

What an odd way of phrasing it...

Originally Posted by Someone

Also, notice how those same guys also said that short guys do have a chance and were telling me not to listen to those pickup guys.

Oh gosh, you're right. It totally, totally couldn't be you in that case. Because no one in the history of the internet has ever tried to hide a sock with the super-cunning ruse of pretending to be another person.

Originally Posted by Someone

Don't believe me? Go ask the administrators to do an IP check. I dare you.

Kid, the sad truth is that you're practically the most entertaining thing on the boards at the moment. Why would I want to get you kicked off?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Don't believe me? Go ask the administrators to do an IP check. I dare you.

I double-dog dare you!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I am positive those guys are not me. Also, notice how those same guys also said that short guys do have a chance and were telling me not to listen to those pickup guys.

Don't believe me? Go ask the administrators to do an IP check. I dare you.

Seems legit...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If you were to go for it don't forget to post elucidator's fifty or so most recent posts. I don't even have to read them to know that they are overwhelmingly "juvenile cracks" and "nothing of substance."

Honest question, has he ever posted anything of value? I'm to the left politically, and I find that most of his stuff is just juvenile one liners. Hell, I think that Der Trihs contributes more and he's just nuts.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Okay, I see now. That would make sense. If you look at thread, I was just asking about this and Fuzzy Dunlop was failing to convince me, but your post makes sense...

You mean the bit about the whiny pantywaists having character flaws other than shortness (which is not, in fact, a flaw for most short guys?) which Fuzzy repeated over and over and over again? Ahhh, so in other words, this is just lip service.

Kid, unless you learn to like yourself, you can forget about making friend-friends, let alone having a romantic relationship. I hope the therapy helps you. I really do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

So this is old, but it's new to me, and goddamn that whole debacle has annoyed the shit out of me. Czarcasm was acting like a complete taint in the original thread and the mods' response is "Don't point out his thread-derailing taintitude" instead of telling him to knock it the shit off. For fuck's sake...

That's all I got. Carry on.

Ugh. What shitty situation. Czarcasm comes in to defend his shittery and opens himself up to more "poking" so Dex jumps in to save him. Pathetic.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Honest question, has he ever posted anything of value? I'm to the left politically, and I find that most of his stuff is just juvenile one liners. Hell, I think that Der Trihs contributes more and he's just nuts.

He gets Bricker riled up, which has amusement value even though I like Bricker and think he's usually correct about things. But other than that I've never seen a post frim him that had any value at all.

[Someone]

I can't link on this device, but absinthe anecdote has quietly found a way to be a contrarian in every single thread I've seen him in. Troll

[Someone]

I didn't know Dex was so well respected over there (re the Czarcasm ATMB thread).

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Der Trihs, you say?

Ha. No. It is for new troll Johnny Cashless who's schtick is to do exactly what Der T. does without (so far) the religious craziness.

I'm tempted to post a bunch of links to recent DerT posts and say "Why don't these mod-notes apply to DerT?", but then Dex would tell people to show some fucking decorum.

Banninated!

Don't do it. They'll banninate you, too. I wonder what kind of dirt DT has on them that they let him stay.

[Someone]

What's TruCelt's deal again?

Reading this thread and the shittiness TC radiates towards other posters in it, I seem to remember some snark history with her/him. Can anybody remember and recap it for me?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Don't believe me? Go ask the administrators to do an IP check. I dare you.

I just ran an IP check on you. It said you're an asshole. And an idiot.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What an odd way of phrasing it...



Oh gosh, you're right. It totally, totally couldn't be you in that case. Because no one in the history of the internet has ever tried to hide a sock with the super-cunning ruse of pretending to be another person.

Kid, the sad truth is that you're practically the most entertaining thing on the boards at the moment. Why would I want to get you kicked off?

Innocent until proven guilty.

And I guess you can say goodbye to your entertainment because I don't actually normally use the dope, so once that thread dies down (which it almost has) you can expect to not see me there for a few months at least.

Also Argyle Sock, if you notice, I did start seeing some things in a different light after choie's post, and was trying to figure things out, taking advice, and making an effort to resolve issues.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Innocent until proven guilty stupid.

FTFY

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Also Argyle Sock, if you notice, I did start seeing some things in a different light after choie's post, and was trying to figure things out, taking advice, and making an effort to resolve issues.

I didn't even read the thread. I got some bad news for you, kid. Most of us don't really give any kind of shit about you. And that sort of apathy is going to be staring you in the face all your life. You are utterly unimportant.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And I guess you can say goodbye to your entertainment because I don't actually normally use the dope, so once that thread dies down (which it almost has) you can expect to not see me there for a few months at least.

Aw. Now I has a sad.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You know, it's threads like that that make me get all defensive when I mention that I have diabetes. "No, type 1. Juvenile onset. The kind that's not my fault."

So, when will you be all better? Have you tried Metformin? Gawwwd, I could never poke myself with a needle! I would just diiiiie...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Innocent until proven guilty.

Between this and your "I'm positive it isn't me" line, it's clear to all of us tall Caucasians that they are your socks.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Also Argyle Sock, if you notice, I did start seeing some things in a different light after choie's post, and was trying to figure things out, taking advice, and making an effort to resolve issues.

Wow. I don't know what's the bigger win/tougher job--helping solve that epic bloody 1970s Tonight Show special guest thread in Café Society, or getting Anonymous User to see things slightly differently.

Two successes on the SDMB. With such honors to my name, I might be at risk at becoming as narcissistic as Stoid or ducati.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Two successes on the SDMB. With such honors to my name, I might be at risk at becoming as narcissistic as Stoid or ducati.

Don't sell yourself short. You're a whole hellovalot better than Anonymous Loser or those other freaks you mentioned.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What's TruCelt's deal again?

Reading this thread and the shittiness TC radiates towards other posters in it, I seem to remember some snark history with her/him. Can anybody remember and recap it for me?

IIRC, she was the one who said that when her daughter uses a public restroom, she stands at the door and blocks anyone else from coming in. Rather than just, you know, actually go inside said restroom with her daughter. (At least, I think it was her. Either way, she came off like a nutbar)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

IIRC, she was the one who said that when her daughter uses a public restroom, she stands at the door and blocks anyone else from coming in. Rather than just, you know, actually go inside said restroom with her daughter. (At least, I think it was her. Either way, she came off like a nutbar)

Yes, that was her. She also claimed that her daughter was "exceptional" at age 2, and that she herself was a "10" when she was younger and thinner.

[Someone]

Oh! And she wanted to have birthday games that would help kindergartners identify their strengths and weaknesses.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ugh. What shitty situation. Czarcasm comes in to defend his shittery and opens himself up to more "poking" so Dex jumps in to save him. Pathetic.

The best part of that is that Colibri shouldn't have modded Czarcasm (he was being a dick but he was right) or Fenris. The OP was a pretty standard-issue "Hey, here's my deep thought left over from getting stoned last night, what do you guys think?" thread. Colibri should have told him to sharpen his question if he had one and offered to move the whole mess over to IMHO if he didn't have one.

[Someone]

I freakin' love Dex/Colibri's new rule: telling a poster to go to another forum as long as it's got a question mark at the end, so it's a suggestion, not an order is 100% cool.

Der Trihs, Elucidator, Czarcasm etc. are in for quite a surprise when they start trollling and people (with moderator blessing, mind you) start telling them "Shouldn't you take this to the pit?" or "Wouldn't this be better suited for the pit?"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The best part of that is that Colibri shouldn't have modded Czarcasm (he was being a dick but he was right) or Fenris. The OP was a pretty standard-issue "Hey, here's my deep thought left over from getting stoned last night, what do you guys think?" thread. Colibri should have told him to sharpen his question if he had one and offered to move the whole mess over to IMHO if he didn't have one.

Being a dick/jerk gets non-protected people warned. Badgering other posters also gets non-protected people warned. Before Colibri and Dex's brand new rule, suggesting that a poster should take their post to another forum got people warned (for junior modding). Why shouldn't Czarcasm have been warned?

[Someone]

Who the fuck is Banquet Bear, and why have I never noticed him before? He's being a complete twat rag in that thread.

Oh, and I remembered the birthday party thread, but I didn't remember it being TruCelt. God, those poor kids. "Wait, I thought this was going to be a birthday party, not a bunch of tests!" Jesus, just take the kids to a science museum or something like that.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Who the fuck is Banquet Bear, and why have I never noticed him before? He's being a complete twat rag in that thread.

I forgot about him until he linked to that other thread and even then I didn't know who he was except for that thread. Apparently he's got some kind of hard on for Leaffan.

[Someone]

Good on your word I see, Fenris. Thanks for the smile.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...&postcount=111

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I freakin' love Dex/Colibri's new rule: telling a poster to go to another forum as long as it's got a question mark at the end, so it's a suggestion, not an order is 100% cool.

Der Trihs, Elucidator, Czarcasm etc. are in for quite a surprise when they start trollling and people (with moderator blessing, mind you) start telling them "Shouldn't you take this to the pit?" or "Wouldn't this be better suited for the pit?"

Problem is, that's the interpretation of the rule this one time in this one particular instance to protect their golden boy Tardgasm. Anyone else who tries it will get slapped with a mod note for jerkness. And when they open the inevitable thread in ATMB citing chapter and verse of the current instance, they'll get 47 kinds of runaround about how "well Tardgasm was right about it not being a GQ thread in that instance, and he offered it up as a helpful suggestion rather than needling someone like you were doing, and also Jupiter is rising with Leo ascendant, and I ate Wildberry Pop Tarts with extra butter for breakfast, and there are two robins and a grackle in my birdbath so the warning stands."

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Who the fuck is Banquet Bear, and why have I never noticed him before? He's being a complete twat rag in that thread.

Oh, and I remembered the birthday party thread, but I didn't remember it being TruCelt. God, those poor kids. "Wait, I thought this was going to be a birthday party, not a bunch of tests!" Jesus, just take the kids to a science museum or something like that.

...and his habit of leading in with an ellipsis is frigging annoying.

Egad, I'd forgotten about the birthday party thread. "Hey, kids, we have cake and punch - FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN SOLVE THESE DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS!"



That poor kid is gonna come home from school with broken glasses and a death wedgie every day, I'll betcha.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

and I ate Wildberry Pop Tarts with extra butter for breakfast

That's disgusting. YOU DON'T PUT BUTTER ON POP TARTS!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I forgot about him until he linked to that other thread and even then I didn't know who he was except for that thread. Apparently he's got some kind of hard on for Leaffan.

I've seen him around before and never had any real problems with him that I've noticed. In that thread however, he's being annoying as hell. I linked to a thread in ATMB where I made exactly the same sort of 'warn about another poster' post that Marley and Colibri both endorsed.

His response? It's totally different and you should've been moderated anyway.

I have no idea what he's so invested in but I give up. Trying to reason with him in that thread isn't worth my time.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's disgusting. YOU DON'T PUT BUTTER ON POP TARTS!

I had a "friend" who put butter on frozen potpies. Not just a little butter mind you about a quarter of the stick. You dig a hole in the crust and wad the stick in.

People like that cannot be trusted

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Why shouldn't Czarcasm have been warned?

Because he was threadshitting in an already-shitty thread. The purpose of moderating isn't to fill some quota or even to call out asaholes, it's to allow other people to have worthy conversations. It wasn't that he didn't commit an infraction, it's just that it should have gone unremarked.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I had a "friend" who put butter on frozen potpies. Not just a little butter mind you about a quarter of the stick. You dig a hole in the crust and wad the stick in.

People like that cannot be trusted

That's the sort of thing that Michael Minkler would do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's the sort of thing that Michael Minkler would do.

I heard he was friends with ... CZARCASM!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's disgusting. YOU DON'T PUT BUTTER ON POP TARTS!

It was probably margarine.

[Someone]

That's even worse.

[Someone]

Shhh... don't say anything. Maybe no one noticed.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I had a "friend" who put butter on frozen potpies. Not just a little butter mind you about a quarter of the stick. You dig a hole in the crust and wad the stick in.

People like that cannot be trusted

My mother butters her hamburger bun. It's like, WTF??? And then she tells me I shouldn't put salt on my fries.

[Someone]

Well yeah, they don't grill right without some butter on 'em. On the other hand, the salt is probably the least unhealthy part of French Fries.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

My mother butters her hamburger bun. It's like, WTF??? And then she tells me I shouldn't put salt on my fries.

Clearly, you've never had a butterburger. I go to a different hamburger place, they just put a little pat of butter on the burger. First time I noticed it (about the millionth burger I had from there) I swear I thought someone spit on my burger.

I know, you think I'm kidding.
Solly's Butter Burger