59th Street Durp Song (Feelin' Snarky)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Stop-being so God-damn British.
And wouldn't that be The Philadelphia Snark Experiment? What the hell's a Russian Snark Experiment?



Wait. What is that dash doing there?

He's not being British; he's just being mascaroni. Trust me. I live in England and most Brits couldn't give the tiniest toss about hyphens....or 'dashes', as mascaroni has apparently decided to rename them.

I'm bored. *kicks back seat* Are we there yet? *kicks back seat*

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Bloody colonial...

God-damn-Limey.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

He's not being British; he's just being mascaroni. Trust me. I live in England and most Brits couldn't give the tiniest toss about hyphens....or 'dashes', as mascaroni has apparently decided to rename them.

I'm bored. *kicks back seat* Are we there yet? *kicks back seat*

You shut up back there or, so help me, I'll turn this thread RIGHT AROUND, Mister!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Dictionary.com: Spain.

Sir, I take my hat off to you.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sir, I take my hat off to you.

Just saw this. Very good indeed.

OK, for a second there I was marginally less bored. But now it's back.

*kills self*

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

...hyphens....or 'dashes', as mascaroni has apparently decided to rename them...

You are quite right. "Hyphens" rather than "Dashes". A schoolboy error.

I think the only decent thing for me to do is retire to the Billiard Room.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You are quite right. "Hyphens" rather than "Dashes". A schoolboy error.

I think the only decent thing for me to do is retire to the Billiard Room.

Wait. Is there alcohol in there? Can we come?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wait. Is there alcohol in there? Can we come?

If you passed the Port to the right it would be the decent thing to do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If you passed the Port to the right it would be the decent thing to do.

I'm 'Merican, can I bring mah Miller Light and a case of Coors?! YEE HAW! Back in the good ol' U.S of A, we call this here "Pool". Whachya wanna play, 8-ball, 9-ball... or just get tanked?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'm 'Merican, can I bring mah Miller Light and a case of Coors?! YEE HAW! Back in the good ol' U.S of A, we call this here "Pool". Whachya wanna play, 8-ball, 9-ball... or just get tanked?

I say old chap, that strikes me as rather uncouth.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I say old chap, that strikes me as rather uncouth.

Well shucks, far be it frumm me to be rude in... polite company.

Where's yer shitter?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well shucks, far be it frumm me to be rude in... polite company.

Where's yer shitter?

Are you sure you're not Australian?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Are you sure you're not Australian?

I take it you ain't never been to the South.

But, shoot, now that ya say it, the Aussies and us do share that more rugged, pioneerin' spirit. That is, after you stopped usin' the entire daggity-dang continent as your own personal prison.

But hells bells, y'all... hang em', shoot em' or send em' to some fuckall desert wasteland in the middle of nowhere. That's how'yuh do it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I take it you ain't never been to the South.

I've been to Florida, Georgia, both Carolinas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. How much more South do you want?

But, shoot, now that ya say it, the Aussies and us do share that more rugged, pioneerin' spirit. That is, after you stopped usin' the entire daggity-dang continent as your own personal prison.

But hells bells, y'all... hang em', shoot em' or send em' to some fuckall desert wasteland in the middle of nowhere. That's how'yuh do it.

I think I might have to watch a few episodes of Deputy Dawg to make much sense of that.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What the fuck is a dash doing between "Smart" and "Guy"?

I agree. Not an adjective.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Not a problem for me.

Unrelated, but does anyone want to finish my coke?

Y U NO DRINK COKE !?!?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's how'yuh do it.

You play your guitar on the MTV?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I've been to Florida, Georgia, both Carolinas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. How much more South do you want?

Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia and Oklahoma.

New Mexico and Arizona, are South West (it's a different thing), and California is West Coast.

You just gotta read my posts with the right accent in mind, like Brad Pitt's character from Kalifornia.[/quote]

Y'know, this stand up gentleman...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You play your guitar on the MTV?

And get mah money fer nuthin' and mah chicks fer free.

[Someone]

I love me some Mark Knopfler.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia and Oklahoma.

New Mexico and Arizona, are South West (it's a different thing), and California is West Coast.

You just gotta read my posts with the right accent in mind, like Brad Pitt's character from Kalifornia.

Fair enough. I've not been to Tennessee or Kentucky. (The state, that is, I've had the fried chicken).

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I love me some Mark Knopfler.

He's a Geordie. Which is almost Scottish.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You just gotta read my posts with the right accent in mind...

Oi, listen mush, try finking Ray Winstone when you read my posts...

[Someone]

Look what we've become. This is just pitiful. Where is the snark?!

[Someone]

FENRIS, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT?

[Someone]

I'd say it was just 'armless banter but I'd probably get a load of shit from Thalidomide victims...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'd say it was just 'armless banter but I'd probably get a load of shit from Thalidomide victims...

Ugh, I can't believe I laughed at that.

Can you not rein in your use of ellipses? Everything you say is, like, fading away into the ether. It's disconcerting.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ugh, I can't believe I laughed at that.

Can you not rein in your use of ellipses? Everything you say is, like, fading away into the ether. It's disconcerting.

I must admit I do over use ellipses. I don't consider it to be as bad as the Oxford Comma, but I do recognize it as a rather bad habit...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

habit...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sometimes I can't help myself...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sometimes I can't help myself...

You're doing it on purpose just to fuck with me now. I'm in the UK, you know. I could find out where you are.

[Someone]

This is the thread that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This is the thread that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend

You missed out a full stop on the end of that sentence.

Shame on you...

[Someone]

It's like Lord of the Flies now. Only with giraffes.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You missed out a full stop on the end of that sentence.

Shame on you...

At least she didn't use any ellipses.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You're doing it on purpose just to fuck with me now. I'm in the UK, you know. I could find out where you are.

Ooh... Scary...

Double ellipses, how do you like that?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ooh... Scary...

Double ellipses, how do you like that?

You do know that there are entire starving countries in Africa with NO full stops, because you're wantonly using them all up with your stoopid ellipses.

I hope you can sleep at night.

[Someone]

So this is where snark threads go to die.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You do know that there are entire starving countries in Africa with NO full stops, because you're wantonly using them all up with your stoopid ellipses.

I hope you can sleep at night.

Actually, that's a very good point. I'll try to bear that in mind. I know there was a danger of 'running out of superlatives' a few years ago, but I hadn't considered the shortage of full stops.

I shall adjust my posts accordingly...

[Someone]

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the smartest and hippest.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oi, listen mush, try finking Ray Winstone when you read my posts...

Then why do you sound like Michael Caine?


I like to use ellipses⨀⨀⨀ not ellipses.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the smartest and hippest.

Not as bad as The Second Stone absolutely freaking out because I was posting here as Gwyneth Paltrow, and, to him, dragging her saintly name through the mud. To be honest, I think she would've thanked me for posting so eloquently on her behalf.

I actually met that OP at the first DopeFest I went to almost 10 years ago. I think he's from Sweden.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Then why do you sound like Michael Caine

If I wanted to sound like Michael Caine I would bloody well sound like him...

You're getting a bit out of order... Knawaermean?

[Someone]

Look! A penis going into a butt!

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Math CAN be fun!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If I wanted to sound like Michael Caine I would bloody well sound like him...

You're getting a bit out of order... Knawaermean?

Okay, well... that's better now.

Obligatory Michael Caine YouTube...

[Someone]

Both of those guys do a way better Michael Caine than I do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wait. What is that dash doing there?

Dashing from place to place.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I must admit I do over use ellipses. I don't consider it to be as bad as the Oxford Comma, but I do recognize it as a rather bad habit...

ha! I've been called worse...

so where the fuck is the snark? I come her for snark and there is no snark. somebody should just shoot it. they shoot horses, don't they??

[Someone]

NEW SNARK! Grotonian may be starting his meltdown to Bantown in this Pit thread!

[Someone]

the Snark Thread now comes in Snark Free!