Hi everyone I just joined the board

[FairyChatMom]

Originally Posted by JoanieBaloney

Reports FairyChatMom too

and Clowns to the left of me because Why not?

Don't report me! I'll be your friend!!

[boomerwang]

TTBOMU, the primary function of the report button is to unclutter the board of spam, especially that of bots which is obviously spam and serves us no purpose at all.


Just to let you know, noob, once the initial greetings and butt-sniffing are completed, we enter phase 2. This will be your ultimate test as a poster, as a Raffer, and as a human (or whatever being you happen to be).

Also, it is noted that you did not answer re: "pirate or ninja". We all look back on things we wish we did differently.... here's a juicy one for your future.




Oh, and welcome. Please accept with compliments, this soiled blanket I found in the Box. The place needs a good gurneying anyway.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Chas

TTBOMU, the primary function of the report button is to unclutter the board of spam, especially that of bots which is obviously spam and serves us no purpose at all.


Just to let you know, noob, once the initial greetings and butt-sniffing are completed, we enter phase 2. This will be your ultimate test as a poster, as a Raffer, and as a human (or whatever being you happen to be).

Also, it is noted that you did not answer re: "pirate or ninja". We all look back on things we wish we did differently.... here's a juicy one for your future.




Oh, and welcome. Please accept with compliments, this soiled blanket I found in the Box. The place needs a good gurneying anyway.

That;s what the report button should only be for but it's a shame it was so many grown ass people clicking the report button on other sites because they were offended

[boomerwang]

Oh, this is a joke to you?














































PIRATE OR NINJA?

[Cochrane]

Originally Posted by Chas

TTBOMU, the primary function of the report button is to unclutter the board of spam, especially that of bots which is obviously spam and serves us no purpose at all.

Reported for using an abbreviation I don't know.

[boomerwang]

"to the best of my understanding". Reported for stealing my bottle.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by FairyChatMom

I'm also a freekin' ray of sunshine. In fact, I'm a joy to have around. At least, that's what the voices keep telling me.

Huh. My voices keep telling me to STFU. But I don't listen to them.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Huh. My voices keep telling me to STFU. But I don't listen to them.

reported for being goofy

[Khampelf]

Yes, please do stay around, Fairy Chat Mom.

Also, yes get an avatar, SMG15

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Yes, please do stay around, Fairy Chat Mom.

Also, yes get an avatar, SMG15

Avatar has been added

[Khampelf]

Yay! Is that London?

[Chacoguy]

Where is that?

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Yay! Is that London?

My current city, Philadelphia

[boomerwang]

London is in England. Europe.

ETA @Chacoguy

[FairyChatMom]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Yes, please do stay around, Fairy Chat Mom.

I'm feeling the love!

[boomerwang]

Originally Posted by SMG15

My current city, Philadelphia

You guys do good cream cheese.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Chas

You guys do good cream cheese.

And cheese steaks and hoagies

[Glazer]

Chas is hanging off the bottom of the world. I don't think any of y'alls cheesesteaks have made it that far.

[FairyChatMom]

Originally Posted by SMG15

And cheese steaks and hoagies

I hear you've got an old, cracked bell, too.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by FairyChatMom

I hear you've got an old, cracked bell, too.

That and a water park in front of city hall

[pickle berry]

Originally Posted by SMG15

My current city, Philadelphia

Is that where you were born and raised? And was it in west Philly?

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by pickle berry

Is that where you were born and raised? And was it in west Philly?

Yes but the playgrounds wasn't where I spent most of my days

[boomerwang]

Originally Posted by SMG15

My current city, Philadelphia

Originally Posted by Glazer

Chas is hanging off the bottom of the world. I don't think any of y'alls cheesesteaks have made it that far.

I can only vaguely begin to imagine what a cheesesteak is. Sounds difficult to fry. No idea what a hogey is either.

All I know about Philadelphia is it has a cheese company, a gay guy there sued his workplace for discrimination, and Springsteen wrote a mumbly song about the streets.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Chas

I can only vaguely begin to imagine what a cheesesteak is. Sounds difficult to fry. No idea what a hogey is either.

All I know about Philadelphia is it has a cheese company, a gay guy there sued his workplace for discrimination, and Springsteen wrote a mumbly song about the streets.

WHat gay guy?

[boomerwang]

In the movie, with Tom Hanks.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Chas

In the movie, with Tom Hanks.

Well it sounds like you need you visit Philly

[Khampelf]

I did once. Pat's cheesesteak disappointed me and I missed my chance to see the Mutter Museum.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Chas

I can only vaguely begin to imagine what a cheesesteak is. Sounds difficult to fry. No idea what a hogey is either.

All I know about Philadelphia is it has a cheese company, a gay guy there sued his workplace for discrimination, and Springsteen wrote a mumbly song about the streets.

A hoagie is a sandwich on a french roll. A Philly Cheesesteak is a hoagie with shaved steak grilled with onions and peppers then provolone cheese melted in.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Glazer

A hogey is a sandwich on a french roll. A Philly Cheesesteak is a hogey with shaved steak grilled with onions and peppers then provolone cheese melted in.

Hoagie

[JoanieBaloney]

Now, this is a story you won't see on tv
About how SMD15 came to GB
And I'd like to welcome him
Make him feel supported
So he can fit in here and not get Reported

In West Philadelphia, his current city
His stupid local tv affliliate stopped showing
Three's Company at 12 am which is a pity
So SMD15 found his way to a new place
With people named Kampelf and Chas,
Where FairyChatMom and Jaglavak add some pizzazz
Call them Sweathogs or refugees
Or even the Lunatic Fringe ya!
But we still want to know -
Pirate or Ninja?

[Tripler]

Cheesesteaks? Yes. Hoagies? No--everyone knows they're called subs.

Yes, I was born north of Philly. I have family in and around Philly. I have family in South Jersey. It is still a sub. Ask Jerry of 'Jerry's Giant Subs,' formerly on Pearl Street in Bridgeton, NJ. Many, many, many fond memories and childhood milestones were made watching him pile meat and vegetables, and dumping pints of oil, vinegar, salt and pepper on his masterpieces. They were subs, goddamnit. Ballistic-missile-to-your-gut subs.

Tripler
Rest in peace, Jerry, in whatever deli in the sky you're running now.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Tripler

Cheesesteaks? Yes. Hoagies? No--everyone knows they're called subs.

Yes, I was born north of Philly. I have family in and around Philly. I have family in South Jersey. It is still a sub. Ask Jerry of 'Jerry's Giant Subs,' formerly on Pearl Street in Bridgeton, NJ. Many, many, many fond memories and childhood milestones were made watching him pile meat and vegetables, and dumping pints of oil, vinegar, salt and pepper on his masterpieces. They were subs, goddamnit. Ballistic-missile-to-your-gut subs.

Tripler
Rest in peace, Jerry, in whatever deli in the sky you're running now.

They were subs in NJ but in philly they are hoagies

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by SMG15

They were subs in NJ but in philly they are hoagies

Nope. They're subs in Philly. Just like they are in Milwaukee. Just like they are in Coatesville. Just like they are in Phoenix. Y'all are just mistaken.

Tripler
It's okay. Bring me half of one and I'll forgive ya.

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by FairyChatMom

This seemed to be the best place to mention that I haven't posted here since January of 2013. I expect no one noticed. That's fine. Don't worry about it.

Maybe I'll hang around more.

I was wondering what had happened to you.

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by Tripler

Nope. They're subs in Philly. Just like they are in Milwaukee. Just like they are in Coatesville. Just like they are in Phoenix. Y'all are just mistaken.

Tripler
It's okay. Bring me half of one and I'll forgive ya.

The only sub in philly is subway

[Jaglavak]

Hoagie fight!

[boomerwang]

Well, thanks for clearing that up, guys.

[Tripler]

To say that Subway makes 'subs' is like saying that my niece produces fingerpaint Picassos. And that is an insult to sub sandwiches! Retract your statement, Sir! ::takes off white gentleman's gloves::

I defy you to produce evidence of 'sub quality' food from that corporation!

Tripler
Jerry, your honor's at stake, bub! I got your back . . .

[FairyChatMom]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

I was wondering what had happened to you.

Well, lessee. I had a couple of temp jobs to pay for a 4-week cruise around the British Isles/Norway/Iceland/Transatlantic with my mom last summer. I got my hair cut. And I just now finished the push mowing in my yard. I'm about to saddle up the John Deere and finish the job.

I think that sums up the last 2 anna half years nicely.

[Khampelf]

It's summer here, so everything not heavily watered is dead. I'm limited to trimming dead stuff, picking trash out of the yard, and mowing the square yard of actual dense, lovely grass that grows where we discharge the greywater from the washing machine. Oh, and picking up trash that blows in from monsoon type storms. I've crossed some kind of line, there is more trash in my yards after a windstorm, instead of less.

I eat subway all the time, I have one two blocks from my house. October through May I can even walk it no problem. I think I just call them sandwiches if I have to refer to them.

A hoagie I regard as a short sub with a sub's worth of ingredients.

And we haven't mentioned Po' Boys.

[FairyChatMom]

Don't forget grinders!

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by FairyChatMom

Don't forget grinders!

I think Grinders are in Connecticut

[FairyChatMom]

I think that's what they called them in Rhode Island also. It's been a while, so I could be misremembering...

[Jaglavak]

They're called grinders in Maryland. But it only sounds right if you say it with an east coast accent.

[Solfy]

♪♫ Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Navy beans navy beans navy beans . . .♫♪

[FairyChatMom]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

They're called grinders in Maryland. But it only sounds right if you say it with an east coast accent.

Um, I grew up in Maryland and honest-to-goodness, I never heard it used here. They're subs.

[Tripler]

I always thought 'grinders' were a sub-sized sandwich packed with meat, like a po' boy.

Tripler
Damn you, Solfy. Damn you and your earworms.

[JimNightshade]

Hi there SMG15 - you smell of troll-ahoy body-wash -- have you considered changing deodorant?

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by Tripler

Damn you, Solfy. Damn you and your earworms.

♪♫ Shloppy joe! Shlop-shloppy joe!♫♪

[SMG15]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Hi there SMG15 - you smell of troll-ahoy body-wash -- have you considered changing deodorant?

Have you considered logging out?