R5: Peach cobbler VS Apple pie

[Idle Thoughts]

[leafrog]

That is an awful photo of apple pie.

[Idle Thoughts]

I know.

[silenus]

On the one hand, peaches are tastier than apples. On the other hand, apple pie with cheddar cheese is amazing. On the gripping hand, I live in the middle of apple country and get sick of apple pie early in the season.

Win to cobbler.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

I ... I don't know

:: gets thrown into the chasm :: AIIIIIIIIII!

[Rat Diva]

Gawdammit, this is the second time two of mine get pitted against each other

[NAF1138]

I'm going peach. My gut just tells me cobbler is better than pie.

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by NAF1138

I'm going peach. My gut just tells me cobbler is better than pie.

See, I thought the same thing and that's how I voted. But then silenus mentioned apple pie with cheddar (sharp, I hope), and that almost made me change my mind. But if apple pie gets a good cheddar on the side then peach cobbler gets vanilla bean ice cream on the side so I think I'm good.

[NAF1138]

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

See, I thought the same thing and that's how I voted. But then silenus mentioned apple pie with cheddar (sharp, I hope), and that almost made me change my mind. But if apple pie gets a good cheddar on the side then peach cobbler gets vanilla bean ice cream on the side so I think I'm good.

Right. I think at their best both are great, but if given the generic choice of unknown cobbler vs unknown pie, cobbler is a better food.

[Idle Thoughts]

Apple Pie sucks, it always has sucked and always will suck. Anything to do with apples sucks, including apples themselves. I hate apples, apple pie, apple fritters, apple cake, apple anything...although I will sometimes drink apple juice and it's not bad.

But other than that, apples are disgusting. I never get anything apple flavored or that has apples in it or on it.

On a wider area, pretty much all fruits are disgusting. I hate all fruits, pretty much, although bananas are bearable and things with banana in it are good. Peaches are also good, but not the fruit alone. In things it's good, though.. like Peach Pie is great. Peach Cobbler is great too.

Grapes are the worst and most disgusting fruit of them all. I don't like anything grape flavored or that has to do with grapes. And then apples are the second most disgusting.



I make up for my hatred of all fruits, however, with loving pretty much every vegetable, except for onions.

On an even wider scale than that: I hate all fruits and almost all dairy. Milk, cheese, ice cream, yogurt...it's all disgusting. I hate it forever. Always have, always will. I like cheese ON things or WITH other things, but just cheese alone is gross. A grilled cheese sandwich is horrible. I cannot eat a sandwich with JUST cheese on it. It's unnatural. Mac and Cheese is all right. It's not bad. But yeah, cheese alone or when it's pretty much the only thing to a dish? No way, I hate it. Ice cream I cannot stand period ...and milk is one of the two foods I hate the MOST (along with onions).

I also am not a fan of most grains. Cereal, cakes, crackers, cookies, breads, donuts....no thank you. Not a fan. Most are okay, but I don't seek out to eat these things. Pies are a bit better, though. I love SOME pies and like most of the rest...however I DO NOT like pies with a lot of cream, because the dairy hate that I have overpowers my pie like. So pies like Boston Cream? UGH. DIS GUS TING. And don't even getting me started on Lemon Meringue....again, too much....cream or meringue or whatever the fuck it is...it's disgusting.

And do NOT ever put ice cream on my pie, I will not eat it. Again, I hate ice cream. Keep it off my Peach Cobbler too.


So....dairy, fruits, and most grains. Those are my enemy food groups. All veggies I like save for onions. I LOVE all meats, it's my favorite food group. There is not a single meat I dislike. I will always choose meat over anything else. I could live on meat. I try to eat something containing meat or that is meat a day.

Meat rules over all.



I could eat a meat and mashed potatoes for a meal every day and never tired of it.



I also love pretty much ANY kind of pasta. Pasta is the only food/meal in the grains group that I love. I'm in love with pasta. Any kind, almost.


I also love most sandwiches. The only sandwich I can't stand is a fluffernutter. I hate marshmallows. Sweet Potatoes with marshmallow topping is the DEVILS work and maybe the most disgusting MEAL that exists.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

Apple Pie sucks, it always has sucked and always will suck.

I'm sure they hate you, too

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

Grapes are the worst and most disgusting fruit of them all.

I disagree. Plums are. Or possibly cherries.

[NAF1138]

Originally Posted by Kat

I disagree. Plums are. Or possibly cherries.

Cherries!? What did they ever do wrong other than tasting like sunshine and love?

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Kat

I disagree. Plums are. Or possibly cherries.

Never realized how many degenerates are on this board until now...

[KidVermicious]

The problem with cherries and plums is that they taste good. And so you eat some. And then you eat some more. And then you eat some more. And you ignore the stomachache and keep eating until your ass explodes and you spend the next day on the commode, shitting your brains out begging your mother for another plum or bowl of cherries.

True story.

[NAF1138]

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

The problem with cherries and plums is that they taste good. And so you eat some. And then you eat some more. And then you eat some more. And you ignore the stomachache and keep eating until your ass explodes and you spend the next day on the commode, shitting your brains out begging your mother for another plum or bowl of cherries.

True story.

Legit

[Jules]

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

The problem with cherries and plums is that they taste good. And so you eat some. And then you eat some more. And then you eat some more. And you ignore the stomachache and keep eating until your ass explodes and you spend the next day on the commode, shitting your brains out begging your mother for another plum or bowl of cherries.

True story.

I thought that was apricots?

[KidVermicious]

Originally Posted by Jules

I thought that was apricots?

Five year me cannot confirm or deny, because five year old me did not have access to an apricot tree. Five year old me just had plum and cherry trees.

[hilarity n. suze]

TODAY I will vote for peach cobbler. Mmm, I just made some.

However, for about 49 weeks of the year the peaches will not be good enough. But apple pie is always there.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

Apple Pie sucks, it always has sucked and always will suck. Anything to do with apples sucks, including apples themselves. I hate apples, apple pie, apple fritters, apple cake, apple anything...

God damned America hating neonazi fascist pig dog! That's it, I'm voting apple. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[joyfool]

Originally Posted by NAF1138

Legit

Co-signed. Nectar, that's what plums are. Agreed that the rest of you hooligans are degenerates. I don't know if I should continue to hang out here.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

Apple Pie sucks, it always has sucked and always will suck. Anything to do with apples sucks, including apples themselves. I hate apples, apple pie, apple fritters, apple cake, apple anything...although I will sometimes drink apple juice and it's not bad.

But other than that, apples are disgusting. I never get anything apple flavored or that has apples in it or on it.

On a wider area, pretty much all fruits are disgusting. I hate all fruits, pretty much, although bananas are bearable and things with banana in it are good. Peaches are also good, but not the fruit alone. In things it's good, though.. like Peach Pie is great. Peach Cobbler is great too.

Grapes are the worst and most disgusting fruit of them all. I don't like anything grape flavored or that has to do with grapes. And then apples are the second most disgusting.



I make up for my hatred of all fruits, however, with loving pretty much every vegetable, except for onions.

On an even wider scale than that: I hate all fruits and almost all dairy. Milk, cheese, ice cream, yogurt...it's all disgusting. I hate it forever. Always have, always will. I like cheese ON things or WITH other things, but just cheese alone is gross. A grilled cheese sandwich is horrible. I cannot eat a sandwich with JUST cheese on it. It's unnatural. Mac and Cheese is all right. It's not bad. But yeah, cheese alone or when it's pretty much the only thing to a dish? No way, I hate it. Ice cream I cannot stand period ...and milk is one of the two foods I hate the MOST (along with onions).

I also am not a fan of most grains. Cereal, cakes, crackers, cookies, breads, donuts....no thank you. Not a fan. Most are okay, but I don't seek out to eat these things. Pies are a bit better, though. I love SOME pies and like most of the rest...however I DO NOT like pies with a lot of cream, because the dairy hate that I have overpowers my pie like. So pies like Boston Cream? UGH. DIS GUS TING. And don't even getting me started on Lemon Meringue....again, too much....cream or meringue or whatever the fuck it is...it's disgusting.

And do NOT ever put ice cream on my pie, I will not eat it. Again, I hate ice cream. Keep it off my Peach Cobbler too.


So....dairy, fruits, and most grains. Those are my enemy food groups. All veggies I like save for onions. I LOVE all meats, it's my favorite food group. There is not a single meat I dislike. I will always choose meat over anything else. I could live on meat. I try to eat something containing meat or that is meat a day.

Meat rules over all.



I could eat a meat and mashed potatoes for a meal every day and never tired of it.



I also love pretty much ANY kind of pasta. Pasta is the only food/meal in the grains group that I love. I'm in love with pasta. Any kind, almost.


I also love most sandwiches. The only sandwich I can't stand is a fluffernutter. I hate marshmallows. Sweet Potatoes with marshmallow topping is the DEVILS work and maybe the most disgusting MEAL that exists.

There is a lot of competition out there, but I would have to say that this is the weirdest manifesto ever.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

God damned America hating neonazi fascist pig dog! That's it, I'm voting apple. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Originally Posted by faithfool

Co-signed. Nectar, that's what plums are. Agreed that the rest of you hooligans are degenerates. I don't know if I should continue to hang out here.

[Pere]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

On a wider area, pretty much all fruits are disgusting. I hate all fruits, pretty much...

Human beings are meant to eat fruits, before all other possible foods. So says

[Inner Stickler]

I can't believe apple pie is losing. I bet you all hate baseball too.

[NAF1138]

Baseball is great!

[Pere]

Originally Posted by NAF1138

Baseball is great!

Consider the menu offered by the Marlins (includes peach cobbler).

[Inner Stickler]

NAF, my bliss is apple pie winning this poll. Help me follow my bliss, won't you?

[NAF1138]

Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

NAF, my bliss is apple pie winning this poll. Help me follow my bliss, won't you?

That goes against my bliss. Sorry.

[Inner Stickler]

[pickle berry]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

I know.

So you did that on purpose to commit voter fraud. VOITER FRUAD!!!!!!!!!!

[Idle Thoughts]

It'd tied. Break the tie or I can assure you, Random.org will choose Peach Cobbler to win.

[Idle Thoughts]

I will tally the votes later on tonight.

[pickle berry]

I vote for apple pie. Tie broken.

[pickle berry]

I just used Random.orgs coin flipper and apple pie won.


So thread done.

[NAF1138]

Darn you pickle berry. Darn you to heck.

[Idle Thoughts]

You already voted, so your vote don't count. Thus, I will still use random.org...and it will be me doing it since I'm the runner of this.

[Idle Thoughts]

Lesson learned here: Don't let things end in ties.

You all have three hours to break the tie.

[Idle Thoughts]

@teela brown @stichomythia @missred @Walken After Midnight @Guinastasia @mascaroni @running coach @Ludovic @Miller , @AuntiePam @SNFaulkner @raventhief @Scáthach

These are all people who have been online today and could still vote...we need a tie breaker.

[Idle Thoughts]

@Dolores Reborn
@Wolf Larsen
@Mr. Plumbean
@Scuba Ben
@maplekiwi
@NoClueBoy
@Salambo
@Whiskey Dickens
@Larry Borgia
@Jaglavak
@Vinyl Turnip

[Idle Thoughts]

@Khampelf

[Idle Thoughts]

@Flying Saucerian

[Khampelf]

By special request, I came in to break the tie.

I like peaches better than apples, baked. I'm still a girl-scout hating communist.

[Ludovic]

I can't vote. I'd vote for apple cobbler.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Kat

Or possibly cherries.

Food. Kat. Wrong. 'Nuff said.

[pickle berry]

Originally Posted by Ludovic

I can't vote. I'd vote for apple cobbler.

This combines the best of both worlds. Cobbler without the nasty peaches.

My third vote is for apple cobbler.

[raventhief]

My tie breaker mattered naught at all - peach cobbler is winning

[NAF1138]

Originally Posted by raventhief

My tie breaker mattered naught at all - peach cobbler is winning

Won

[Rebo]

LOL! I voted without looking at the scores - I tied it up with apple pie.

[Rat Diva]

But alas, too late to save it...