When this thing hits 88 durps per hour, you're going to see some serious snark!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Why is he witnessing in The Pit? I thought it was only allowed in GD, period, the end, forever and ever sayeth the mods.

Fennie you are a little too focused on getting BigT mod noted calm down


hey i made a new page

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

hey i made a new page

Here's your participation trophy:

[Someone]

That is a dildo.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

She's a good mod, but also an example of why that board's culture has been so poisoned: posters can drop steaming turds of posts that are incredibly offensive just as long as they keep within the letter of not being insulting, but anyone following the spirit of 'don't be a jerk' by calling them out gets the mod warning. Witness the parade of threads like Purely Hypothetically Mind You, What Would It Mean If African-Americans Were Demonstrably Proven To Be Less Intelligent Than White People?, but anyone calling the person who started thread a fucking racist gets the warning. Arseholes there are a protected class as long as they couch their arseholery in civil terms, and the decent posters leave.

Absolutely agree with the above. This is being treated like a serious GD thread right now.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That is a dildo.

See? Participation trophies have a practical use!

[Someone]

whatever it is i don't want it

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Related:madsircool doesn't think it's spam. (sample)

From 2015 but he slips in similar posts when he gets a chance.

Yeah, it doesn't bother me if people steal ESPN because ESPN has been stealing ~$90 a year from people who want cable but don't like sports.

At least I'm not like the little old lady who sits by her front window with her binoculars waiting to report a naughty poster.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

At least I'm not like the little old lady who sits by her front window with her binoculars waiting to report a naughty poster.

Naw, you are the naughty poster.

Cop: Ma'am, I can't see anyone masturbating from here.
Old Lady: You can if you stand on that dresser and look through the window with these binoculars.
Cop: Hey! You're right!
madsircool, a few blocks away: fap, fap, fap...

[Someone]

we need a new thread soon. i always want to start the new one but i'm not clever enough to think of a good title

[Someone]

I suggested one in the Dope Snark Thread Titles discussion.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

we need a new thread soon. i always want to start the new one but i'm not clever enough to think of a good title

Go ahead. You can't possibly fuck up the title any worse than Fenris has. Repeatedly.

SPECTRO! NEW THREAD! SPECTRO! NEW THREAD!

Dooooo Ieeeet!








On the minus side, what the fuck anyone can do with ''89" is going to be a bit of a problem. I'm sure, though, that you can do at least as well as Fenris. It's not a very high bar to clear. SPECTRO! NEW THREAD! SPECTRO! NEW THREAD!

[Someone]

I like sports but ESPN sucks donkey balls.

[Someone]

okay guys i did it i used plumbean's title it was the catchiest