Durp-blooded, check it and see: I've got a snarking of 103

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Join the club, Guin. We sarcastic ones are the subhuman ones.

I'll link to and quote the post I made there:

Then stop trying to derail the thread by attempting to make it about the female experience, and let it be about this one man's experience. Jokes are a way to enforce the dominant narrative, to laugh off any challenges to it, and your joke is exactly that. It's a big, fat "What about the women!" dumped right into the middle of a thread where a woman raped a man, and now you try to pretend you have empathy for the male victim.

[Someone]

@running coach you are absolutely going to Hell, and I'll be right there with you because my thought was "I thought soccer players were great at taking dives!"

[Someone]

Does anyone know if the Cecil left an advance directive?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'll link to and quote the post I made there:

Boo-hoo. Won't someone think of the men!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

indeed.

Can someone esplain this?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

jturd outdoes himself:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...8#post21060568

His food trolling isn't working any longer, so now he's ramping it up in other areas.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Here is a Quartz is evil thread because I am sick of his bullshit.

Well earned, though I think the label "evil" bestows undue relevance.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It was kinda fun to pretend for the first few years of the board when "Cecil" would occasionally show up. People competed to have him show up.

Yeah I remember that. But this:

Ed, not getting the concept of "marketing opportunity" responded to the demand for "Cecil" to post, largely retired "Cecil" because "fuck the customers".

is precisely the summary of the Ed approach to the boards. He liked writing columns I suppose, but isn't into being an actor, playing a role directly. Maybe he got to hate the part.

For something that would have taken nearly no time to do, he really fucked that opportunity for community and goodwill up.

Of course and then came the clumsy, ham-handed Barn House where he didn't even play the vague potential there - he could have openly played the Cecil author card - dropping the thread-bare pretence to tie up his book to Cecil-dom with at least a wink. But nope.

-- wasn't Barn house also during pay to post too by the way?

Originally Posted by Someone

I wouldn’t mind a Reddit, but I do not like Facebook largely for privacy reasons

Yeah, although I find Reddit structure too annoying.

Originally Posted by Someone

facebook IS evil.

Bah - it's a service, and it's free. It's not evil. Use it wisely and it's a great family and kinda-friends keep-up tool, for free. Nothing wrong with that.

Originally Posted by Someone

Well earned, though I think the label "evil" bestows undue relevance.

Tedious asshole would be right.

[Someone]

Sick fuck is more like it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

indeed.

Can someone esplain this?

Gary Kumquat

He's an ageing incel. Why are you surprised?

Quartz

Sorry but no. I'm disappointed that it didn't happen but I got over it - and myself - long ago. It's not a subject on which I ingeminate*; the only people who have problems with it are people like you.

*Go on about

Quartz has never had sex. It used to bother him but not any more (or that's what he says).

Background info Gary K and Quartz were members of the British SD spin off board NADS. As was I. Quartz has always been a tool. Me and Gary, not so much

[Someone]

G'Dope board was pretty good to, but not real active. They are no more.

[Someone]

Thanks, Springtime. I did not know about the virginity thing. I looked up ingeminate and I'll try to use it in conversation today.

[Someone]

An involuntarily celibate person, even if they are bitter about it, is not an "incel". I was the one saying a few months ago that it would eventually be used as a put-down against them to vaguely insinuate that they are potential terrorists. On the other extreme, someone who is a member of a self-identified incel community is an incel. In between, there are people who are misogynistic and think that they deserve sex from women, where I wouldn't quibble either way with where you'd place them, and I do not know Quartz's views on the latter, although the stance on the former seems pretty clear.

[Someone]

He's staying well away from his stance on women, but hey, look at all of his other threads!

[Someone]

In honor of the weather, here's some hot & sweaty retrosnark:

OP: "My kid's field trip to a 'technology school' turned out to be a 5 hour hike in 90+ degree heat, and we didn't even know so we could give them appropriate clothing, sunscreen, etc. and I am pissed!"

birdgirl: "I hike in 90+ degree heat all the time! Shame on you for wanting your kid to be a fat, overprotected slob instead of an intrepid nature lover like me!"

[Someone]

Won't somebody think of the unfuckable men?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Won't somebody think of the unfuckable men?

I have been. For some reason I thought Velocity was the adult virgin, not Quartz. But I guess it fits.

IRL I know guys who are absolute pigs, yet they're not only married, but they cheat on their spouse.

I just. don't. get. it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In honor of the weather, here's some hot & sweaty retrosnark:

OP: "My kid's field trip to a 'technology school' turned out to be a 5 hour hike in 90+ degree heat, and we didn't even know so we could give them appropriate clothing, sunscreen, etc. and I am pissed!"

birdgirl: "I hike in 90+ degree heat all the time! Shame on you for wanting your kid to be a fat, overprotected slob instead of an intrepid nature lover like me!"

OH I forgot about that one. I was in Girl Scouts and we went on nature hikes and bike rides on trails. I can't imagine just up and going on a five hour hike without being adequately prepaired.

And deer ticks are NOTHING to full around with.

[Someone]

I haven't noticed this troll, before. 'It's ok for cops to shoot people in the back as they run away, or it sends a message that running away works.'

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And deer ticks are NOTHING to full around with.

Only a fool would full around with them ticks.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I have been. For some reason I thought Velocity was the adult virgin, not Quartz. But I guess it fits.

IRL I know guys who are absolute pigs, yet they're not only married, but they cheat on their spouse.

I just. don't. get. it.

yes, exactly!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sick fuck is more like it.

Whenever I hear that phrase I'm reminded of this.

[Someone]

Guin you done fucked up in the Quartz thread

[Someone]

Have we snarked on noob ned12 yet?

ned: <ridiculous unsourced claims>
other posters: cite?
ned: just google <some phrase>
others: no, a cite?
ned: what is 'cite'? I don't know what more I can give you...
mod: do better, this is closed.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Have we snarked on noob ned12 yet?

ned: <ridiculous unsourced claims>
other posters: cite?
ned: just google <some phrase>
others: no, a cite?
ned: what is 'cite'? I don't know what more I can give you...
mod: do better, this is closed.

Yes we have.

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=186

But we can never snark on him enough. He's a speshul kind of stoopid.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Have we snarked on noob ned12 yet?

ned: <ridiculous unsourced claims>
other posters: cite?
ned: just google <some phrase>
others: no, a cite?
ned: what is 'cite'? I don't know what more I can give you...
mod: do better, this is closed.

OH shit, they're onto me...

Originally Posted by Someone

I have to go now. I will take this up in a day or two again. OK? Bye!

[Someone]

ned12 gets real fixated and detailed in his entertainment pursuits. He is also currently complaining about Mad Magazine doing too many reprint special editions. Or something.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=857812

[Someone]

Someone is hangry:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...91&postcount=3

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Someone is hangry:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...91&postcount=3

And their name is Bacon

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And their name is Bacon

22 posts in ten years.

Poor hangry bacon.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And their name is Bacon

I'm more disappointed that it's been six hours and no one has said "pie."

[Someone]

I did midnight pie once. But only because I hadn't eaten all day due to a migraine.

[Someone]

The Ed speaks in the ED Thread.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=186

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Someone is hangry:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...91&postcount=3

And he drew a warning for his rant.

[Someone]

White Knight detected in the Quartz pit thread.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...2&postcount=68


And Manda Jo comesa in with the common sense.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...6&postcount=69

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In between, there are people who are misogynistic and think that they deserve sex from women, where I wouldn't quibble either way with where you'd place them, and I do not know Quartz's views on the latter, although the stance on the former seems pretty clear.

This is why I prefer to call him an MRA, because he's definitely that.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The Ed speaks in the ED Thread.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=186

Originally Posted by Someone

Just checking in as a civilian...

But he still has the "administrator" title.

[Someone]

Manda has incredible patience.

[Someone]

And also in the Ed thread, Broomstick tells Giraffe why she will not be coming over. You meanies!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

But he still has the "administrator" title.

There's no actual corporate admin to take it away from him.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

There's no actual corporate admin to take it away from him.

We already know Ed isn't smart enough to figure out why he lost his gig. It's like an old car, way past the point where it's worth putting money into keeping it running. You drive it until it goes no further, and you abandon it at that time, right where it died. Kind of like sucking the life out of a dead joke.

Ed, your mistake was wasting time on a message board when you should have been working. Your new boss isn't impressed with that, or your gormlessly wienie moniker. I reminded her of that in my email to her. Sort of a stupid way to present yourself to the lady who signs your pay check ya fucking moron. Here I was just trying to buy your gig and she up and fires you. Sorry.

[Someone]

"You're a racist!" "No, you are!"

Slapfight in the Quartz pit thread!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And also in the Ed thread, Broomstick tells Giraffe why she will not be coming over. You meanies!

Then e_c_g tells her and the rest of us to not dredge up old Gweeb arguments on the board because BOARD WAR or something.

Then dropzone drops a bomb. https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=202

[Someone]

Our very own iiiiandyeieio is being a cunt in the The real reason why Hillary lost thread.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Our very own iiiiandyeieio is being a cunt in the The real reason why Hillary lost thread.

Give it a rest. You suck at snark, D'Bwian. Every time you make a new account, you come in with the same lame shit.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Then dropzone drops a bomb.

Sweet! I bet he's been wanting to say that for a long time.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sweet! I bet he's been wanting to say that for a long time.

Yes, but, sad to say, he’s probably on a bender again. No way he doesn’t get a month off for that one.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And also in the Ed thread, Broomstick tells Giraffe why she will not be coming over. You meanies!

I liked MakesCarnalK's response to her. It was funny.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And also in the Ed thread, Broomstick tells Giraffe why she will not be coming over. You meanies!

I'll be the first to strew the rose petals and hang the "Welcome, SDMB Refugees!" banner. But just so you know: you'll take this forum from me when you pry it from my cold, snarking fingertips.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yes, but, sad to say, he’s probably on a bender again. No way he doesn’t get a month off for that one.

Warning, but so far, no suspension.