Score; Snark 106, Derp Nothing

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If it helps, I think UltraVires might have a stroke over Kavanaugh.

Fuck. If it will shut him the fuck up , ill take it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Fuck. If it will shut him the fuck up , ill take it.

Could starving artist go first?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

guin where have you been

I've added this to my list of song titles I want to use someday. I just need to pick the genre. I'm leaning toward new wave techno-pop, country, or punk.

ETA: all rights reserved

[Someone]

Would make sense as a Coldplay song (Gwyn, Where Have You Been?)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

JFC I'm getting so sick of the misogyny on the dope.

Oh shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just because a guy doesn't believe what a woman says about something that doesn't make him a misogynist.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Would make sense as a Coldplay song (Gwyn, Where Have You Been?)

ISWYDT

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oh shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just because a guy doesn't believe what a woman says about something that doesn't make him a misogynist.

Yes, in this actual context, it does.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

He was a Mormon and so very very very very closeted. He was so closeted he should’ve ended up in Narnia. Seemed to be a decent guy whose religious background screwed him up tremendously. If you’ve ever seen South Park he kind of reminded me of Butters “Yeah, well hopefully, when we finish writin' all these verses, we won't be bi-curious no more, and then we can go home!”

Vanilla “converted” to Mormonism for about 23 seconds, long enough to try to convince him of well…something. I think it was some sort of whack – a – do plan on her part to lure him in and convert him from gay/Mormon to straight/whatever the hell she was. After their one? Date, she followed him around the board attacking and smirking at him and making veiled shots to his “cult/religion”. He eventually quit the board over it. They may have banned him at his request—/ I don’t remember how exactly his departure went but it was totally voluntary and again vaguely classy. Meanwhile Vanilla kept bitching about culty Mormons and how her religion was better (Note that whatever the hell religion she was, she apparently was not a good representative of it, given that her pastor was pretty cool when she set up her pastor and lured him to the straight dope to get reamed For some private snit fit the vanilla and some other member of the church were having that he was mediating. He Was classy and respectful. You can guess how the bulk of the SDMB reacted. It’s what got her banned the first time. Tuba was Pissed)

Anyway, while I don’t like to take sides, he was 100% right and she was 100% wrong. Also a major cunt.

All that said, I doubt very strongly that the original poster is the new Islamic one. Either the original became an even more closeted Mormon and probably has a family now Or he gave in and let his freak flag fly and now marches in Gay – pride parades. I can’t see any route for him to become a Muslim - he was too invested in Mormonism

Nobody commented on my Durp-history data dump!
: boom:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Nobody commented on my Durp-history data dump!
: boom:

Sorry, I've got you on Ignore so I don't see that sort of thing.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ETA: But I do hope whichever mod (@Rebo, here's your chance to put fear in some hearts!) pulls the trigger...

Damn! I would've loved to do it. Thanks, Giraffe. My weekends have been full of moving, unpacking, organizing... ugh. But my house is shaping up!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oh shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just because a guy doesn't believe what a woman says about something that doesn't make him a misogynist.

Let me express this in a form your squeaky little snacktard brain can understand: NO U

Jesus fuck, you rancid spunkrag, we're not talking about some dude who doesn't believe that his girlfriend really saw Axl Rose at Pinkberry.

We're talking about real live human beings who have been victims of sexual assault and/or have lost loved ones because of it, who have been belittled and in some cases excoriated by the officers of the law who are supposed to protect them, not to mention their own family members, for something that is not their fault.

We are not going to shut up. We will never shut up. We uppity dames will fucking certainly not shut up just to avoid making men uncomfortable.

Yutz.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yes, in this actual context, it does.

Do you realize how retarded that sentence is and what the ramifications are? What am I saying, of course you don't.

You are claiming that misogyny is something that can be turned on and off like a lightswitch. Which means that Donald Trump when he was a registered Democrat and voting for Democrats and cheating on his wives and acting boorishly, that was AWESOME because he was on your side (the liberal Democrats) but when he suddenly turns up as a registered Republican cheating on his wife and acting boorishly he's a misogynist.

No.

Can't have it both ways.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oh shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just because a guy doesn't believe what a woman says about something that doesn't make him a misogynist.

It's really time for guys to just STFU and listen. You included.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's really time for guys to just STFU and listen. You included.

It's also time to STFU about it in the Snark Thread, and take it somewhere else.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's really time for guys to just STFU and listen. You included.

ZOMG!!!! Did you know that Kavanugh joined a frat when he was at Yale and 24 years after he had graduated said frat was banned from campus for frat recruits gather in front of Yale's Women's center and chanting "No means yes, yes means anal."

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!! And yes, Kavanugh is getting blamed for something that occurred 24 years ago that he had no part in.

[Someone]

Boozie, wish this one to the box too. You have the power.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZOMG!!!! Did you know that Kavanugh joined a frat when he was at Yale and 24 years after he had graduated said frat was banned from campus for frat recruits gather in front of Yale's Women's center and chanting "No means yes, yes means anal."

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!! And yes, Kavanugh is getting blamed for something that occurred 24 years ago that he had no part in.

Please let's take all of this to a different thread.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Please let's take all of this to a different thread.

As mentioned above (in post #884) about my (non-existent) abilities, I'm wishing really hard, now. Let's see what happens...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Please let's take all of this to a different thread.

Yes, another word, and BOXINGS WILL HAPPEN.

More snark, please. I'm headed over there to find something, anything..

[Someone]

Fun thread. How can I get out of an auto loan. I hate my car.

No one has suggested insurance fraud yet, instead, they discuss blue book values and the reliability of those values.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862627

Look folks, IF you leave it up to me to go fetch snark, you're really going to suffer pathetically crappy snark.

[Someone]

I am putting this one down.

https://www.giraffeboards.com/showth...35#post1475735