Do people really have sex?

[LHO]

Or is that something they just made up for pornos?

[Kat]

No. No one has ever had sex in the entire history of the world.

[Oxirane]

She's right, it's completely a 20th century invention of the porn industry, the computer industry of the 21st century has refined it into something no living couple is capable of actually accomplishing...how we continue to procreate as a species is the 8th Wonder of the World as we have absolutely no idea...we do have some good men (and women) working on understanding the phenomena...

[Jaglavak]

Top. Men.

But sometimes they're on the bottom too.

[The Second Sock]

Heck no! That's just disgusting and a tall tale made up to frighten small children. People do not have sex. Just ask PSXer. Or Mike Pence.

[Sunny Daze]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Top. Men.

But sometimes they're on the bottom too.

The best men.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Oxirane

...how we continue to procreate as a species is the 8th Wonder of the World as we have absolutely no idea...

Oh don't lead the poor young man on. Of course we know.

Storks. Legions and legions of storks bringing babies down from heaven.

[The Second Sock]

That is why the environmental endangerment of storks is so threatening to the environment of man. Without storks, babies would be delivered by mothers-in-law, and the frightening nature of that would mean cause daddies to flee the home and babies would be brought up only by their mommies.

[Flying Saucerian]

Yes. Just not with each other.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by The Second Sock

That is why the environmental endangerment of storks is so threatening to the environment of man. Without storks, babies would be delivered by mothers-in-law, and the frightening nature of that would mean cause daddies to flee the home and babies would be brought up only by their mommies.

Fun fact - the stork dropped me as a baby, and I hit my head on sleeping hedgehog, softly, as the bushes softened the fall. I have never been the same since. My first memory is of an astonished hedgehog going "Oh Shit!" - but then my momma picked me up and fed me some aqua vitae so I could fall asleep and stop being noisy and disturbing her topper-ware party.

[JimNightshade]

By the way - don't be judgy and shit - it was the sixties.

[Flying Saucerian]

So you were raised by hedgehogs?

That explains so much...

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

. . . her topper-ware party.

You just sparked an idea for me.

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

... her topper-ware party.

Fun fact, topper-wear is no longer required for females using public pools in Barcelona (that's in Spain ya know). Yes, men and women are equal when it comes to tanning their chests in public pools!

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

...judgy and shit...

Oh yeah, those guys had 'em rolling in the aisles on the Ed Sullivan show.

[Solfy]

All my wares is topper-ware.

[SNFaulkner]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

Fun fact, topper-wear is no longer required for females using public pools in Barcelona (that's in Spain ya know). Yes, men and women are equal when it comes to tanning their chests in public pools!

If only we knew someone from Spain to tell us all about spaining... maybe I should ask the dope.

[The Second Sock]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Fun fact - the stork dropped me as a baby, and I hit my head on sleeping hedgehog, softly, as the bushes softened the fall. I have never been the same since. My first memory is of an astonished hedgehog going "Oh Shit!" - but then my momma picked me up and fed me some aqua vitae so I could fall asleep and stop being noisy and disturbing her topper-ware party.

That wasn't aqua vitae, it was off-brand vodka. Yer momma kept the good stuff for herself!