Technology doesn't work that way on the Geeb either -- The SamuelA Pit Thread

[SmartAleq]

Originally Posted by Sunny Daze

Absolutely! Do it again.

A-HEM! Does nobody pay attention any more?

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

A-HEM! Does nobody pay attention any more?

The good news is that you can probably never do a dumber thread that that one.

[Glazer]

My precious boxings are not for sale.

[Sputnik]

I'll sell you my 5.

[Glazer]

But your boxings aren't precious.

[Sputnik]

Don't tell them that please.

[SmartAleq]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

The good news is that you can probably never do a dumber thread that that one.

I have plenty more where the first one came from, friendo.

Originally Posted by Glazer

My precious boxings are not for sale.

There are nine more of us who might not feel the same.

[Glazer]

Try boxing a troll and watch them scream how unfair it it is.

[SmartAleq]

And then go out of their way to get another dose. Are they doing rails of Ajax again?

[Tripler]

Wow. Boxed again! Color me 'surprised.'

Tripler
Or not. I don't want paint on me.

[Glazer]

I still got one left.

[SamuelA]

This is absolutely retarded. Let me get this right: when you don’t understand something, when you disagree with something, or when you just don’t like what someone has to say, you suspend them? NOT a good way to hold productive conversation and learn new things

[mjmlabs]

Maybe this will help you understand better. Or maybe not. But hope springs eternal, and it does have cartoons.



Also, dude .... "developmentally delayed" is the preferred nomenclature.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by SamuelA

This is absolutely retarded. Let me get this right: when you don’t understand something, when you disagree with something, or when you just don’t like what someone has to say, you suspend them? NOT a good way to hold productive conversation and learn new things

@Rebo @Pure @hajario @Fenris I just can't help my self. Even in the midst of a full blown war I waist all my ammo on the least among us.

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by SamuelA

This is absolutely retarded. Let me get this right: when you don’t understand something, when you disagree with something, or when you just don’t like what someone has to say, you suspend them? NOT a good way to hold productive conversation and learn new things

SamuelA, I'm disappointed in you. You haven't really pulled out the technical chops we've come to know and love. I, for one, am happy you're being boxed, but when are you going to pull out the big guns of nanobot and acid rain solving the quantum mechanics of artificial intelligence getting too big and powerful to absorb human consciousness as designed by MIT and Google Engineers who happen to be minorities?

ETA: Where's your DD214?

Tripler
That's some word stew there, but it makes far more sense than his usual drivel.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by SamuelA

I wasn't talking to you C2h5OH. But if you're going to be self-centered and arrogant to thikn [sic] the whole world revolves around you, then you must be special.

Heh. Pot, meet kettle...

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by SamuelA

This is absolutely retarded. Let me get this right: when you don’t understand something, when you disagree with something, or when you just don’t like what someone has to say, you suspend them? NOT a good way to hold productive conversation and learn new things

None of this is what's happening here, Sammy. We're just poking the obvious moron just to see the monkey dance. You're being trolled, and you're too stupid to understand that. You're also too stupid to understand that you don't understand the shit you're pontificating on. As far as 'productive conversations' go, you're too stupid to understand that you fail at that, too. Face it, you epitomize 'fail', and will never achieve even the most minimal level of competence at anything requiring 'reason' or 'logic'.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

Heh. Pot, meet kettle...

[Tripler]

SamuelA, any comment on how nanobots can solve the current rioting issues? Maybe how drones and AI can better effectively police everything? Maybe if all our consciousnesses were all uploaded to the Cloud we'd be a happy, placid, peaceful society?

Tripler
Surely you have an answer for all of this.

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by Tripler

Tripler
Surely you have an answer for all of this.

I certainly hope so, the POTUS doesn't appear to have one.

[Glazer]

Tear gas dispensing drones.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

I certainly hope so, the POTUS doesn't appear to have one.

At this point, I'm starting to think Sammy's even dumber than the Trumpkin.

ETA: He may finally have gone away. His last activity was his last post in this thread. So, even if no one wins Cheetos, we've all still won the grand prize. His permanent absence.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Tripler

Surely you have an answer for all of this.

Yes, but he's going to need more opium and LSD.

[3acres]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Yes, but he's going to need more opium and LSD.

Now that's a fun Friday night!

[mjmlabs]

Hey now ... let's not besmirch opium and LSD by associating them with Slappy Sammy. Everyone I know who's tried either (or both) is more level-headed and intelligent than he is. Which, admittedly, is a pretty low bar to clear.

(You can send them to me instead.)

[Tripler]

[QUOTE=C2H5OH;1614913]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

ETA: He may finally have gone away. His last activity was his last post in this thread. So, even if no one wins Cheetos, we've all still won the grand prize. His permanent absence.

That IS a grand prize, ain't it?

Tripler
We win, SamuelA.

[Sunny Daze]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

I certainly hope so, the POTUS doesn't appear to have one.

Sure he does - using an oddly specific unit of the Airborne apparently.

FTR - I hate that motherfucker and I despise every Senator who did not find him guilty after impeachment.

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Yes, but he's going to need more opium and LSD.

I think we all need more opium. Jury's out on the LSD. I'd be willing to try it, for science.

[Sputnik]

N/M. I tried to comment on Tripler's coding Fenris and Fenrised it worse than he did.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Tripler

That IS a grand prize, ain't it?

Tripler
We win, SamuelA.

FTQuoteAttributionFY

Originally Posted by Sputnik

N/M. I tried to comment on Tripler's coding Fenris and Fenrised it worse than he did.

Ya just gotta be smarter than the BBCode.

[Tripler]

I wonder what applications SamuelA would find for nanobots during the rioting.

Aw, nevermind. He's probably preaching his futuristic shit to some hooker in Kiev.

Tripler
She would only appreciate his genius as long as he was paying her.

[Glazer]

What makes you think Sammy's Hooker would be female?

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by Glazer

What makes you think Sammy's Hooker would be female?

::snerk!::

He'd talked about them before, but you're probably right. No carbon-based biologically active species would want to get close to him; it'll probably be a machine (if he can afford it).

Tripler
He's worn out his sex dolls.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Tripler

He'd talked about them before, but you're probably right. No carbon-based biologically active species would want to get close to him; it'll probably be a machine (if he can afford it).

Tripler
He's worn out his sex dolls.

Now we know why he's so in love with nanobots. It's all he can afford on his nanosalary. And all that will fit on his nanopeen.

[Tripler]

A bit of a bump, 'cause I'm bored, but has anyone seen our Boy Wonder lately?

The current list. . .
Metal Years lays some steel down on Feb 29, 2020;
Jaglavak with "The ides of March" which needs to be clarified because it's not clear. . . I think that's the 15th of March;
Rat Diva ferrets out March 28, 2020;
Sputnik orbits around April 15th, 2020;
Random Precision follows his handle with a choice of April 31st, 2020;
C2H5OH drinks to May 1st, 2020;
Oxirane uses a Jedi mind trick to divine May 4th, 2020.
Rebo in for May 19th, 2020;
Kat paws around with June 5, 2020;
Rat Diva is in for June 12, 2020;
Jaglavak gets pretty damn specific with June 18, at 1428.
Metal Years goes to the Great White North with July 1, 2020.
JackieLikesVariety is back in the game with July 4th 2020.
----
Nominal opines July 12, 2020;
Trrollish McTrollllerson catfishes with 7 Sept, 2020, but because it’s a sock, must post a picture of an orange-dust-covered sock upon receipt of the Grand Prize;
Tripler doubles-down with 1 Oct, 2020;
mjmlabs hops on board with 4 Nov, 2020.

Did I miss anyone? Dates are still open!

Tripler
Cheetos are easily obtained.

[SamuelA]

Well Tripler it looks like you'll need to be awarding me the grand prize. Its fairly certain that I will win by defalut. Now, I haven't visited for awhile and can't really find anything interesting that you folks are talking about but as long as this fun contest is open I am still playing along

[PALATR]

And all we have to do to keep you from spewing your stupidity is keep picking later and later dates. I'm going for New Year's Eve.

[Tripler]

SamuelA, send me your address and the first thing I'll send you is some punctuation marks.

Tripler
That may include the concept of "a point."

[Cochrane]

Originally Posted by Tripler

SamuelA, send me your address and the first thing I'll send you is some punctuation marks.

Tripler
That may include the concept of "a point."

I'll chip in for some spelling lessons.

Originally Posted by SamuelA

Well Tripler it looks like you'll need to be awarding me the grand prize. Its fairly certain that I will win by defalut. Now, I haven't visited for awhile and can't really find anything interesting that you folks are talking about but as long as this fun contest is open I am still playing along

[Tripler]

C'mon Sammy, PM me with your address. Or better yet, lay on us some of that science you're so good at.

For the rest of us:
[QUOTE=Tripler;1627409]A bit of a bump, 'cause I'm bored, but has anyone seen our Boy Wonder lately?

The current list. . .
Metal Years lays some steel down on Feb 29, 2020;
Jaglavak with "The ides of March" which needs to be clarified because it's not clear. . . I think that's the 15th of March;
Rat Diva ferrets out March 28, 2020;
Sputnik orbits around April 15th, 2020;
Random Precision follows his handle with a choice of April 31st, 2020;
C2H5OH drinks to May 1st, 2020;
Oxirane uses a Jedi mind trick to divine May 4th, 2020.
Rebo in for May 19th, 2020;
Kat paws around with June 5, 2020;
Rat Diva is in for June 12, 2020;
Jaglavak gets pretty damn specific with June 18, at 1428.
Metal Years goes to the Great White North with July 1, 2020.
JackieLikesVariety is back in the game with July 4th 2020.
Nominal opines July 12, 2020;
Trrollish McTrollllerson catfishes with 7 Sept, 2020, but because it’s a sock, must post a picture of an orange-dust-covered sock upon receipt of the Grand Prize;
-----
Tripler doubles-down with 1 Oct, 2020;
mjmlabs hops on board with 4 Nov, 2020.
PALATR bookends the calendar year with 31 Dec, 2020.

Anyone else? Now taking revisions since our "Star Pupil" has returned.

Tripler
I wonder what is Internet connection is like in Kiev.

[PALATLeft]

Spring Equinox, Saturday, March 20^th, 2021 at 5:37 AM, EDT!

So as long as we keep this up, Sammy will stay away and not post, because he knows his stupidity will eventually get him banned if he does. He can't post his shit without risking losing, like the obvious, idiotic loser that he is! Hey... do you suppose he's Donald Trump IRL?

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Tripler

...
I wonder what is Internet connection is like in Kiev.

Like one of those under-aged eastern European sex slaves hookers he has to hire since he can't get anyone to fuck him who actually has a viable choice in the matter. Only ones that are there unwillingly, resentfully, and at great expense to him.

I noticed that while he was still at the durp he never mentioned banging US-based prostitutes, who are far cheaper than airfare and hotel prices that he has to pay to go to eastern Europe for sex. It must be the involuntary nature of their sex-work, and the fact that there isn't enough money available for him to pay enough for anyone to voluntarily fuck him that makes even international travel for rape involuntary poontang cost-effective.

I bet the latest COVID travel restrictions in the EU have given him a massive case of 'blue balls'.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by PALATLeft

Hey... do you suppose he's Donald Trump IRL?

Trump can get laid without traveling to Europe and hiring sex slaves to get him off. He even managed to marry a volunteer or three... Those kids weren't 'born of a virgin', after all.

[C2H5OH]

BTW, I just clicked on the link to the Durp pit thread in the OP, and they haven't fixed it yet from the Discord switch, so I googled it. Here's Sammy's Durp pitting, using the new Durp Disgust Discourse linky: Technology doesn’t work that way - SamuelA’s Pit Thread

[Tripler]

Wherever the hell he is, I'm sure he's making his mother proud.

Thanks for that link, Boozalicious Rex! I'd almost forgotten about it. I'm glad Miller gave us a victory lap before locking that thread down.

If, for nothing else, I hope that thread cements my legacy on that, and this board, as a motherf*ckin' man of my word.

Tripler
Hey SamuelA . . . I win.

[Rat Diva]

I wonder if Samalamadingdong uploaded his consciousness into Discobot on the dope, and that's why it won't answer you

[mjmlabs]

... So everyone gets to make fresh picks for calendar year 2021 once we get into the December holiday season, right? I mean, they're our rules, might as well interpret them to our benefit.

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

I wonder if Samalamadingdong uploaded his consciousness into Discobot on the dope, and that's why it won't answer you

::snerk:: That thought had crossed my mind too.

I know what's behind discobot, and it ain't SamuelA. The rest is CLASSIFIED for the sake of comedy purposes on the Dope. It isn't me, either.

Originally Posted by mjmlabs

... So everyone gets to make fresh picks for calendar year 2021 once we get into the December holiday season, right? I mean, they're our rules, might as well interpret them to our benefit.

Correct. Once New Years Eve comes and goes, we'll do another round, for a fresher bag of Cheetos. Ties will be broken with a further award of green chile (which is now in season). . .

Tripler
I hope he bans himself again. That would be too sweet a victory.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Tripler

::snerk:: That thought had crossed my mind too.

Oh, come on, you can tell me. I've been sockbanned on the dope so many times* that I don't dare post over there

*last time in 2015, so I haven't had anything to do with the recent spate of trolls/trocks/sentient cockroaches.

[Tripler]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

Oh, come on, you can tell me. I've been sockbanned on the dope so many times* that I don't dare post over there

*last time in 2015, so I haven't had anything to do with the recent spate of trolls/trocks/sentient cockroaches.

Nope, sorry, on that subject, my lips/keyboard are sealed.

I wish our boy SamuelA would unseal himself and post more. I want to hear more about his "science," and it's kind of quiet without his blathering around here.

Tripler
I know, I know. . . "Don't poke the bear, Tripler. . ."

[Tripler]

The current list. . .
Metal Years lays some steel down on Feb 29, 2020;
Jaglavak with "The ides of March" which needs to be clarified because it's not clear. . . I think that's the 15th of March;
Rat Diva ferrets out March 28, 2020;
Sputnik orbits around April 15th, 2020;
Random Precision follows his handle with a choice of April 31st, 2020;
C2H5OH drinks to May 1st, 2020;
Oxirane uses a Jedi mind trick to divine May 4th, 2020.
Rebo in for May 19th, 2020;
Kat paws around with June 5, 2020;
Rat Diva is in for June 12, 2020;
Jaglavak gets pretty damn specific with June 18, at 1428.
Metal Years goes to the Great White North with July 1, 2020.
JackieLikesVariety is back in the game with July 4th 2020.
Nominal opines July 12, 2020;
Trrollish McTrollllerson catfishes with 7 Sept, 2020, but because it’s a sock, must post a picture of an orange-dust-covered sock upon receipt of the Grand Prize;
Tripler doubles-down with 1 Oct, 2020;
---
mjmlabs hops on board with 4 Nov, 2020.
PALATR bookends the calendar year with 31 Dec, 2020.

Updated list.

Hey, SamuelA, how are you doing now that your candidate is all but guaranteed to lose the election? What are you going to do when your "bros" fade into obscurity after the election?

Tripler
Seriously, how are you going to react when real science is brought back to the mainstream?