143: You got mud on your face, you big disgrace. Durping your can all over the place. We will, we will SNARK you.

[Someone]

DrDerp’s pit thread is getting meta, practically turning into a pitting of the OP for incessantly whining about how people are dumping on DD for something that the OP himself doesn’t care about.

It got so bad he flounced from the thread, and then flounced back!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Because he's too goddamned stupid to do it right...

People are offering to help him, but he's blowing them off. It's all toooo haaaard for him, he just doesn't caaaare, and he's too laaaazy to buy a new computer. So he might not be back, you guys! Is there a word for this? Stupidflounce? Flunce (as in dunce)?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Okay, that's what I was wondering, if they'd pay for it or not. THanks.

Even if you're arrested you only get a public defender if your household income is less than 125% of the poverty level based on household size. For a married couple in 2021 the federal poverty level is $17,420, so you'd have to have a household income of less than $21,775.

[Someone]

But she's PO', y'all!!! So would she qualify?

Originally Posted by Someone

DrDerp’s pit thread is getting meta, practically turning into a pitting of the OP for incessantly whining about how people are dumping on DD for something that the OP himself doesn’t care about.

It got so bad he flounced from the thread, and then flounced back!

Yeah, but LHOD was concerned because of DrMouthbrether's actions in a Dungeons & Dragons thread. Who gives a shit about him lying about his father's military experience -- he wants to talk about things that REALLY MATTER, people!

[Someone]

Sexism and masturbation in 10 words or less.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fu...less/941946/23

[Someone]

In a thread about whimsical taxes you'd support JTURD wants to tax people who:

"Throwing out unopened expired food."

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wh...pport/941956/4

But then where would he get his Dumpster Munchies from?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

DrDerp’s pit thread is getting meta, practically turning into a pitting of the OP for incessantly whining about how people are dumping on DD for something that the OP himself doesn’t care about.

It got so bad he flounced from the thread, and then flounced back!

It seems like ages since we've had a Pit thread of this quality.

Does this mean that Trump is finally over???

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Even if you're arrested you only get a public defender if your household income is less than 125% of the poverty level based on household size. For a married couple in 2021 the federal poverty level is $17,420, so you'd have to have a household income of less than $21,775.

Maybe in your state, but it varies by state. State law sets the income level, not federal.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sexism and masturbation in 10 words or less.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fu...less/941946/23

A minor little snark bauble from your linked thread.

Originally Posted by Someone

What’s brown and steaming and comes out of cows?

The Isle of Wight Ferry.

You probably have to be British to get it. The chief town and ferry port on the Island is called Cowes.

I was curious so I looked it up. Although they do come out of Cowes, none of them are brown, they're all red and white, and all of them are diesel powered, not a steamer among them. Joke fail.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

A minor little snark bauble from your linked thread.

I was curious so I looked it up. Although they do come out of Cowes, none of them are brown, they're all red and white, and all of them are diesel powered, not a steamer among them. Joke fail.

Fun fact: the steamers come from Cleveland.

[Someone]

In a thread about bisexuality, AlsoNamedBort posts a wiki link that comes up as a Discourse onebox link. Jasmine's response:

Thank you. Do you have the link so that I can access the whole article?

I can't even...

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wh...ality/941983/5

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In a thread about bisexuality, AlsoNamedBort posts a wiki link that comes up as a Discourse onebox link. Jasmine's response:

I can't even...

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wh...ality/941983/5

Jasmine's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, she's a spoon.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In a thread about bisexuality, AlsoNamedBort posts a wiki link that comes up as a Discourse onebox link. Jasmine's response:

I can't even...

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wh...ality/941983/5

And AHunter3 has to weigh in long-windedly on the subject. At least it's not as long and tedious as his usual posts on the subject of sexual/gender identity. I actually made it half way through this one...

[Someone]

hezarkani banned as a sock. Who was it?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

hezarkani banned as a sock. Who was it?

There was speculation it was femmejean.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Jasmine's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, she's a spoon.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

...
And AHunter3 has to weigh in long-windedly on the subject. At least it's not as long and tedious as his usual posts on the subject of sexual/gender identity. I actually made it half way through this one...

People keep leaving these soapboxes lying around and I like to stand on them




or in them or something

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

People keep leaving these soapboxes lying around and I like to stand on them




or in them or something

Well, perhaps that's not the soapbox you think it is. You don't want to stand in that one. Try this one...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

There was speculation it was femmejean.

Is this the guy that wants 1000% guarantee that he won't get someone preggers with a vasectomy? Or whatever it was he was going on about?

[Someone]

The one and only. Either a 1000% guarantee or a promise that the doctor would pay 18 years of child support if there was a whoops.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The one and only. Either a 1000% guarantee or a promise that the doctor would pay 18 years of child support if there was a whoops.

That was Futurist1 Was he revealed as a femmejean sock?

[Someone]

You are correct, sir. I got my screwballs mixed up.

[Someone]

femmejean was the one with the "friend" who thought the best way to protect his bad teeth was to burn his taste buds off with lye so that he'd quit craving sweets and no I am not making this up.