153: One Durp. One Snark. Let's get together and feel alright.

Someone · #1 15th February 2022, 05:09 PM

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Someone · #2 15th February 2022, 05:20 PM

I refuse to post in this thread.

Someone · #3 15th February 2022, 05:34 PM

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I refuse to post in this thread.

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Someone · #4 15th February 2022, 05:34 PM

Thread title is ... not your best.

Someone · #5 15th February 2022, 05:41 PM

Show some respect, guys! Hodge went to school to learn how to pick thread titles this bad.
I mean, he must have.

Someone · #6 15th February 2022, 05:46 PM

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Show some respect, guys! Hodge went to school to learn how to pick thread titles this bad.
I mean, he must have.

I think he's just that talented.
Just to reiterate, I refuse to post in this thread.

Someone · #7 15th February 2022, 06:23 PM

Continuing from the last thread-

With video doorbells, ding dong ditch is no more and it's nigh impossible to leave a flming bag of dog poo.

What in the nine hells do kids these days do to harmlessly cheese off their neighbors?

Someone · #8 15th February 2022, 06:27 PM

This is my last post.

Someone · #9 15th February 2022, 06:41 PM

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This is my last post.

I'd make a smart-ass remark if I were inclined to post in this thread. Which I'm not.

Someone · #10 15th February 2022, 06:45 PM

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Continuing from the last thread-

With video doorbells, ding dong ditch is no more and it's nigh impossible to leave a flming bag of dog poo.

What in the nine hells do kids these days do to harmlessly cheese off their neighbors?

If you're gonna leave a flaming bag o'poo you need to dress up in a full on dog suit because that's just funny.

For ding dong ditch you dress up as The Flash.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Someone · #11 15th February 2022, 07:00 PM

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This is my last post.

Are you flouncing? Is this a flounce?

PS, the thread title is not good.

PPS, Prince Albert from the last thread does not refer to the tobacco, if anyone is wondering. I will admit I could be whooshed

Someone · #12 15th February 2022, 09:56 PM

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This is my last post.

You can say that again!

Someone · #13 16th February 2022, 12:02 AM

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For ding dong ditch you dress up as The Flash.

Au contraire, mon ami! Hacked Amazon delivery drone. Extra credit if you can arrange to blame it on the dickweed up the street with the assault stereo.

Someone · #14 16th February 2022, 02:49 AM

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With video doorbells, ding dong ditch is no more and it's nigh impossible to leave a flming bag of dog poo.

Before video doorbells, the missing letter would make it a flaming bag of dog poo, while today it might also be a filming bag of poo.

Someone · #15 16th February 2022, 04:02 AM

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This is my last post.

You can say that again!

I will say it again.
I won't ever be posting in this thread.

Someone · #16 16th February 2022, 04:17 AM

This is my last post.

Someone · #17 16th February 2022, 04:32 AM

This may be the last post that I write for long.
I see you whining when I post this song
For you, and only you.

When I post will you be someone to say goodbye?
When I post will you be someone to roll your eyes?
My post is on the board and you can't stop me now...

THIS IS THE LAST POST!

(

from one bunch of All American Rejects to another. Plus a couple British, Canadian, and Australian ones of course)

Someone · #18 16th February 2022, 04:43 AM

Hey!

Someone · #19 16th February 2022, 05:20 AM

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Hey!

Q: what is it called when a hippo is King of the Jungle?

A: a Hippocracy

Someone · #20 16th February 2022, 05:25 AM

Sometimes everything is

Someone · #21 16th February 2022, 05:28 AM

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Hey!

Q: what is it called when a hippo is King of the Jungle?

A: a Hippocracy

Et tu, Jackie?

::kabong::

Someone · #22 16th February 2022, 05:41 AM

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Hey!

Q: what is it called when a hippo is King of the Jungle?

A: a Hippocracy

Ha!

Someone · #23 16th February 2022, 05:47 AM

Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

Someone · #24 16th February 2022, 05:59 AM

Tibby makes a tired joke about "all you can eat" pancakes, which is par for the course, Durp-wise, but the name did ring a bell. They're also the person who made that really bad no soap, radio joke a few years ago which some people got salty at due to being whooshed. I did get it but just thought it wasn't really funny.

Someone · #25 16th February 2022, 06:25 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

Yes.

Speaking of jungle and savannah animals (to be read out loud in your best Cockney impersonation)

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Someone · #26 16th February 2022, 06:36 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

I like it too.

Someone · #27 16th February 2022, 06:49 AM

I think the thread title is adequate!

Someone · #28 16th February 2022, 06:51 AM

It is definitely a thread title.

Someone · #29 16th February 2022, 06:53 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

I so dislike the title I've decided not to post in this thread.

Someone · #30 16th February 2022, 07:32 AM

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Tibby makes a tired joke about "all you can eat" pancakes, which is par for the course, Durp-wise, but the name did ring a bell. They're also the person who made that really bad no soap, radio joke a few years ago which some people got salty at due to being whooshed. I did get it but just thought it wasn't really funny.

In a thread about pigsicles no less.

Someone · #31 16th February 2022, 08:53 AM

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Tibby makes a tired joke about "all you can eat" pancakes, which is par for the course, Durp-wise, but the name did ring a bell.

That gag's got a Rip Van Winkle beard. I'll try to revive it.

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Buyer Beware: I went into one of those pancake joints and ordered the All You Can Eat Pancakes for 5 Bucks special. I polished off the stack of 3 pancakes, then asked the waitress for another stack. She pointed at my plate and said, “sorry, but there's only one of you, and I don't see any antlers.”

Yeah, yeah. Go write your own fuckin' joke book, then.

Someone · #32 16th February 2022, 09:11 AM

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I manage a team of programmers.

Can this possibly be true? Can someone this fucking dim really have this job?

In other news, I realized a little while ago that it's been over six months since I posted at the Dope.

I made no conscious decision to quit. I didn't flame out by calling some idiot poster or moderator a cunt, which is sort of how I always figured it would end.

I just sort of lost interest in debating the same shit with a declining number of the same people over and over and over again. I think that what contributed the most to my growing apathy was the dearth of intelligent conservatives and moderates, and also the rank fucking stupidity of so many of the people on my own (left-of-center) side of the political divide. I lost count, especially during the Trump administration, of the number of times I would look at a post and think to myself, "I really wish that this fucking moron weren't on my side."

I'm not saying that I'll never go back, but right now I just don't miss it at all.

Someone · #33 16th February 2022, 09:27 AM

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I so dislike the title I've decided not to post in this thread.

Thread? What thread?

Someone · #34 16th February 2022, 10:10 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

Yes.

Speaking of jungle and savannah animals (to be read out loud in your best Cockney impersonation)

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

That's it! Get the hell outta my pub!

Someone · #35 16th February 2022, 12:57 PM

A bunch of hippocrits in this thread. Failure to pun.

Someone · #36 16th February 2022, 02:28 PM

I miss River Monsters...

Someone · #37 16th February 2022, 03:34 PM

I wish someone would put a plastic bag over this thread and let it die finally: Plastic Bag Death, How?

It’s a ten plus year necro with such a DimB-level premise that it almost *has* to be trolling (and the OP's posting history seems pretty well consistent with a disposable sock), and yet for more than a decade now derp's have been engaging seriously with it as if it’s such a mystery as to how someone might die if asphyxiated.

Someone · #38 16th February 2022, 07:10 PM

Well, if they're not trolling, they shouldn't be allowed near sharp objects. Or plastic bags, for that matter. (Seriously, why would you be skeptical it could kill you?)

Someone · #39 17th February 2022, 03:02 AM

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I manage a team of programmers.

Can this possibly be true? Can someone this fucking dim really have this job?

In other news, I realized a little while ago that it's been over six months since I posted at the Dope.

I made no conscious decision to quit. I didn't flame out by calling some idiot poster or moderator a cunt, which is sort of how I always figured it would end.

I just sort of lost interest in debating the same shit with a declining number of the same people over and over and over again. I think that what contributed the most to my growing apathy was the dearth of intelligent conservatives and moderates, and also the rank fucking stupidity of so many of the people on my own (left-of-center) side of the political divide. I lost count, especially during the Trump administration, of the number of times I would look at a post and think to myself, "I really wish that this fucking moron weren't on my side."

I'm not saying that I'll never go back, but right now I just don't miss it at all.

I always loved your posts, especially when you took a deep dive into some historical issue. But, yes, you were swimming in a sea of idiocy.

Someone · #40 17th February 2022, 05:29 AM

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I manage a team of programmers.

Can this possibly be true? Can someone this fucking dim really have this job?

I saw ace's post before he edited it:

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I somehow manage to empty the garbage cans for a team of programmers.

On a more serious note, does anyone know if running coach is OK? He usually posts in this thread, but hasn't recently.

Someone · #41 17th February 2022, 06:11 AM

Last time he posted, he said he wasn't going to. Plus he can't reach the computer after he laid down on the floor and I gave him the Gulliver treatment.

I was going to use Gorilla Glue but I didn't want to wreck his floor.

Someone · #42 17th February 2022, 06:17 AM

Kabonged with your melon baller? That'll take a few days off your week.

Someone · #43 17th February 2022, 07:01 AM

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Can this possibly be true? Can someone this fucking dim really have this job?

I saw ace's post before he edited it:

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I somehow manage to empty the garbage cans for a team of programmers.

On a more serious note, does anyone know if running coach is OK? He usually posts in this thread, but hasn't recently.

I'm boycotting this thread so don't expect me to post in it.

Like I just didn't.

Someone · #44 17th February 2022, 07:15 AM

Personally, I think you're just afraid of Ratty's melon baller.

Someone · #45 17th February 2022, 07:38 AM

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Personally, I think you're just afraid of Ratty's melon baller.

That's why we can't elope.

That wasn't my post, I was posting for a friend.

Someone · #46 17th February 2022, 09:03 AM

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Personally, I think you're just afraid of Ratty's melon baller.

That's why we can't elope.

That wasn't my post, I was posting for a friend.

Careful. That’s probable cause for an arrest for wire fraud and kidnapping as far as UltraVile is concerned. (Reffing his recent hijack of a thread on police interrogations)

Someone · #47 17th February 2022, 09:17 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

Yes.

Speaking of jungle and savannah animals (to be read out loud in your best Cockney impersonation)

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephant Rhino cosine Theta.

What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Mountain Climber

Someone · #48 17th February 2022, 09:20 AM

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Am I the only one who likes the thread title?

I so dislike the title I've decided not to post in this thread.

For the fifth time. Bet there's at least one more below the one I just quoted.

Someone · #49 17th February 2022, 09:29 AM

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Tibby makes a tired joke about "all you can eat" pancakes, which is par for the course, Durp-wise, but the name did ring a bell.

That gag's got a Rip Van Winkle beard. I'll try to revive it.

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Buyer Beware: I went into one of those pancake joints and ordered the All You Can Eat Pancakes for 5 Bucks special. I polished off the stack of 3 pancakes, then asked the waitress for another stack. She pointed at my plate and said, “sorry, but there's only one of you, and I don't see any antlers.”

Yeah, yeah. Go write your own fuckin' joke book, then.

It had been done YEARS ago. "You here four hour! You can't eat anymore!"

If it has ever been on video, and you can remember it, you can find it on Youtube.

Someone · #50 17th February 2022, 09:53 AM

You go now!