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Old 31st March 2022, 03:14 PM
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A Question For Tripler!

So I see a lot of videos from Ukraine with Russian rockets that have hit but not detonated. Today I saw a video of a guy using a tractor to yank one out of the ground. What's the scoop on why they aren't going boom?

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Old 1st April 2022, 04:43 AM
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I saw a picture of what looked like a rocket that crashed in someone's kitchen a couple of weeks ago. My nephew who's in the Marines said it was just the booster. He says the warhead separates and continues while the booster crashes after its fuel is spent. Perhaps that's the case here. Or maybe not.
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Old 1st April 2022, 12:44 PM
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The doohickie didn't latch to the domafatchy due to humidity induced encabulation.
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Old 1st April 2022, 02:08 PM
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The doohickie didn't latch to the domafatchy due to humidity induced encabulation.
They just weren't using American encabulation technology. We're way ahead of them.

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Old 1st April 2022, 06:13 PM
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The short answer on this one, is that to me, it looks like the warhead had seperated from the propulsion section, at some point, either in flight or who knows. If it was in flight, and that was just a spent first-stage booster, then all's fine and dandy. If the warhead is still buried in that hole, then:

a) them's some serious brass balls on that boom-shooter driver, or
b) EOD already said the propulsion's seperated from the warhead, so get to pullin' crap outta the way so we (EOD) can go to work, or
c) EOD's already RSP'd the warhead so it's safe/stable enough to move.

If it were me, I'd fish 5 lbs of C-4 down that hole and BIP it (blow it in place). Far safer and quicker, and then I can move on to more pressing missions.

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I saw a picture of what looked like a rocket that crashed in someone's kitchen a couple of weeks ago. My nephew who's in the Marines said it was just the booster. He says the warhead separates and continues while the booster crashes after its fuel is spent. Perhaps that's the case here. Or maybe not.
It could be that this is the case here. My ordnance guides are at the office, and unfortunately, I don't surf the Geeb at work sorry kids. I don't know what that rocket is/is for/is attached to. Can't ID the motor, so I can't ID the warhead.

In other news, didja guys see the cops safely directing civilian traffic over the anti-tank mines (drivers straddled the mines with their wheels)?!? I'll give ya my spiel on that tomorrow.

I think Rooskies are lazy, and laid them purely for psychological reasons, instead of trying to kill people.



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Old 1st April 2022, 06:48 PM
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I saw a video of some Ukrainans kicking one of them. If it was just the booster, NBD. If the warhead was attached? Could be a Darwin.
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Old 2nd April 2022, 01:44 AM
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I saw a video of some Ukrainans kicking one of them. If it was just the booster, NBD. If the warhead was attached? Could be a Darwin.
This.

Pro tip #4: "Don't fuck around with a suspect live warhead."

You guys don't need me to answer your questions. . . you've already got this.

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Old 2nd April 2022, 04:30 AM
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You guys don't need me to answer your questions. . . you've already got this.
Wait, so you're saying Jaglavak was right all along?
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Old 2nd April 2022, 04:37 AM
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I saw a video of some Ukrainans kicking one of them. If it was just the booster, NBD. If the warhead was attached? Could be a Darwin.
Those guys are nuts. I've seen video of men sliding a bunch of mines to the side of the road with their feet. And one of a guy carrying a mine off the road, a cigarette dangling from his mouth. "Russian mine, go fuck yourself." Apparently they were all anti-tank mines but I'd be worried that it was a trap and a mine could be set with a lighter trigger. Of course, if something went wrong that way, there wouldn't be a video.
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You guys don't need me to answer your questions. . . you've already got this.
Wait, so you're saying Jaglavak was right all along?
Surely that is mere coincidence.
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Old 2nd April 2022, 10:37 AM
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Yeah, Russians and Ukrainians give zero fucks about handling dangerous shit--if they all had US level tech and weaponry we'd all be speaking Rooski by now. Lucky for us they don't because those guys got some brass on 'em.
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Old 2nd April 2022, 12:12 PM
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Wait, so you're saying Jaglavak was right all along?
Surely that is mere coincidence.
I was? Uh, I mean yeah of course I was.

This needs to be commemorated. Where's a historical marker when you need one? Hey I know, lets get a group shot instead! Everybody stand next to the post where I was right and smile. Cheese! Oh, that's a good one.
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Old 2nd April 2022, 12:20 PM
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Which post was this now? I mean, people are saying it happened, but did it? Did it really?
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Old 2nd April 2022, 02:15 PM
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You guys don't need me to answer your questions. . . you've already got this.
Wait, so you're saying Jaglavak was right all along?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaaahhh . . . Hol' on there pardner. Let's not go crazy here.

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C2H5OH, how'd you get a video of SamuelA?
Technology that he will never be smart enough to understand.

C'mon, he can't even grok the technology of hiring a local prostitute to get laid. D'you think he's going to grok a Google search, followed by clicking a Youtube link? He probably paid those Eastern European sex-slaves girlfriends to give him hand-jobs, because he isn't smart enough to figure out how to whack it, himself. And he thinks of that as 'getting laid'.

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