156: Oh you gonna let it all hang out, Fat Snarking Durps you make the rocking world go round

[Someone]

Good, because I have a few Miracle Whip loving derpers on my list. I'll have my people get with your people.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Good, because I have a few Miracle Whip loving derpers on my list. I'll have my people get with your people.

Is this going to be a smear campaign?

[Someone]

I'm gonna tangy zip both your butts all the way to Saturn. Along with whoever posted the "miracle hwip" tag. You've ru-eened it for me

(It's a Family Guy reference that would take too long to explain)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Is this going to be a smear campaign?

War is hell, mann.

[Someone]

Et tu, Slate? This is all very jarring.

[Someone]

Whip it. Whip it good.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'm gonna tangy zip both your butts all the way to Saturn. Along with whoever posted the "miracle hwip" tag. You've ru-eened it for me

(It's a Family Guy reference that would take too long to explain)

Saturn is boring. Did you get those tickets on eBay or Amazon? You can afford better.

We wanna go to Pluto, land is cheap there since it's been kicked from the planet club.

[Someone]

Sending you to the boring planet is the whole point, duh. Punishing you by sending you to an interesting ball of rock wouldn't accomplish much.

[Someone]

Admit it, Pluto was twice as much and you were too uncaring to send two of your friends there. That's okay, I'm having Little Caesar's pizza delivered to all your coworkers tomorrow for lunch, with a note that it's from you. And I'm having building maintenance lock your restrooms for the afternoon.

I win.

[Someone]

I work in the same building as the police department and they'll eat anything as long as someone else pays for it. And the employee's restroom is kept locked anyway so the hoi-polloi can't sully it with their proliteriat buttocks. So there.

[Someone]

I planned to get the cops out of the building by sending them a coupon for a free donut from a donut shop opening a half mile away. There won't be a cop in the building. Now what?

[Someone]

Little Caesar's covered in Miracle Whip. And with some Taco Bell tacos as side dish? And sugar free Gummi Bears

[Someone]

Just skip ahead to the sugar free Gummi Bears. That'll do it.

(My kids used to make me read the Amazon reviews of those to them as bedtime stories. I love my kids. )

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Little Caesar's covered in Miracle Whip. And with some Taco Bell tacos as side dish? And sugar free Gummi Bears

There seems to be a typo under your user name. It should say, 'Heinous Villain'.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Little Caesar's covered in Miracle Whip. And with some Taco Bell tacos as side dish? And sugar free Gummi Bears

I just threw up in my mouth reading that. Yuck.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Just skip ahead to the sugar free Gummi Bears. That'll do it.

(My kids used to make me read the Amazon reviews of those to them as bedtime stories. I love my kids. )

Those are hilarious

[Someone]

D'Asshole threadshits. Puzzlegal stomps.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cu...ncerned/969688

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

There seems to be a typo under your user name. It should say, 'Heinous Villain'.

I only aim to please.


Aside: On Thursday morning, I'm gonna have a colonoscopy. This means cleaning out the system beforehand, of course.
This is not going to be a fun week.

[Someone]

Those Taco Bell tacos will probably do the trick.

Good luck with your procedure. Hope it's all good news.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I only aim to please.


Aside: On Thursday morning, I'm gonna have a colonoscopy. This means cleaning out the system beforehand, of course.
This is not going to be a fun week.

I see much in your future

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Aside: On Thursday morning, I'm gonna have a colonoscopy. This means cleaning out the system beforehand, of course.
This is not going to be a fun week.

My doctor is letting me switch to a bunch of pills rather than that nasty drink, for what it's worth. He didn't offer it up, but someone I knew recently switched, so I asked.

Mine is in October.

[Someone]

I need to schedule mine, and my mammogram, and my PAP smear. Ugh.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

D'Asshole threadshits. Puzzlegal stomps.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cu...ncerned/969688

If I wanted to bend over backward to be more than fair, I might point out that Martin Hyde got banned for making up his backstories, and that people noticing little inconsistencies was what eventually led to MH being revealed as a liar.

However, I checked the thread where Moonrise said he was 45 and it was obvious that he was talking about the past, so Legal Puzzle's stomping was indeed deserved.

[Someone]

D'arseweasel's failed gotcha got him a warning. That's legit in my book.

[Someone]

I thought that ass-goblin got banned recently. It's long overdue.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

My doctor is letting me switch to a bunch of pills rather than that nasty drink, for what it's worth. He didn't offer it up, but someone I knew recently switched, so I asked.

WHAAAA...!?


Why didn't I know about this? That nasty, evil drink is hard to swallow, harder to keep down. And did I say nasty? Oh, so very nasty.


Oh, and Ratty: I have a stoma. Last time I did this (which I think I posted here), it made me put two words together, that really never should be put together (spoiler for the squeamish):

Fecal Fountain

[Someone]

The Octoputz show is so very tiring. Troll or not, anywhere he shows up is magnitudes worse for his participation. It's as if Dopers are in an abusive relationship and simply cannot ignore him, even though deep down, they all know what they should do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

WHAAAA...!?


Why didn't I know about this? That nasty, evil drink is hard to swallow, harder to keep down. And did I say nasty? Oh, so very nasty.

It's called SUTAB. I think it's just the stuff they add to the drink, before they add all the liquid. Seems like the most obvious possible thing, but it took until 2021. You have to take a bunch of pills and a bunch of water (I think you're recreating that nasty stuff in your stomach or something). Nothing about jumping jacks to mix it up, luckily.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

D'arseweasel's failed gotcha got him a warning. That's legit in my book.

Unfortunately, it was only a mod note.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The Octoputz show is so very tiring. Troll or not, anywhere he shows up is magnitudes worse for his participation. It's as if Dopers are in an abusive relationship and simply cannot ignore him, even though deep down, they all know what they should do.

Unfortunately they're not allowed to doxx him, hunt him down, and cockpunch him like he deserves, so what they should do and what they can do are two different things.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If I wanted to bend over backward to be more than fair, I might point out that Martin Hyde got banned for making up his backstories, and that people noticing little inconsistencies was what eventually led to MH being revealed as a liar.

However, I checked the thread where Moonrise said he was 45 and it was obvious that he was talking about the past, so Legal Puzzle's stomping was indeed deserved.

Even if he did lie, it was a two year age difference which can be explained by people legitimately fuzzing things a bit to prevent doxxing. Or it was a typo or a brain fart. The OP's age itself wasn't a thing used as a hammer to show authority or prove a point. D'Asshole was 100% out of line and being a dick just to be a dick.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

D'Asshole was 100% out of line and being a dick just to be a dick.

Maybe we should refer to him as D'Ickweasel from now on?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I just threw up in my mouth reading that. Yuck.

+1

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's called SUTAB. I think it's just the stuff they add to the drink, before they add all the liquid. Seems like the most obvious possible thing, but it took until 2021. You have to take a bunch of pills and a bunch of water (I think you're recreating that nasty stuff in your stomach or something). Nothing about jumping jacks to mix it up, luckily.

Oh goddammit, there goes my last excuse. I cannot handle drinking gross things, that's an immediate vomit launch from me, dawg. Pills though, I can down pills like a maniac. I'm screwed, aren't I?

[Someone]

Hello raffers. I was just reading some old SDMB threads for fun, and came across this gem, in which a lengthy argument ensues over whether or not there is a difference between an avatar and a profile picture. Thought you might enjoy.

Oh also...this doesn't seem to be the thread in which people genuinely freaked out at the idea that a pic they had posted elsewhere on the board would be used by other people (via some kind of plug-in type software?) as an in-board avatar, but that is referenced. Absolutely hilarious.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ca...icky/629033/79

[Someone]

That was funny as hell.

Here is an earlier edition: https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-...threads/554618

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The Octoputz show is so very tiring. Troll or not, anywhere he shows up is magnitudes worse for his participation. It's as if Dopers are in an abusive relationship and simply cannot ignore him, even though deep down, they all know what they should do.

I don’t know about magnitudes. Eight times worse, sure, but not by ten. That’s a stretch too far. Two tentacle lengths at least.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That was funny as hell.

Here is an earlier edition: https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-...threads/554618

Oh my gosh yes, that's the thread. I'm dying.

[Someone]

Careful, What_Exit. Banquet_Bear thinks you're being hostile.

Originally Posted by Someone

...I mean, I think that this post in this thread is more hostile than what D_Anconia posted.

It is certainly helpful for all to provide a link to the modnote in question. But it isn't (as far as I'm aware, and I've checked the stickies) a rule. And if that tone is acceptable here in ATMB, I don't see why that tone isn't acceptable in IMHO.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/st...ent/969713/19?

[Someone]

The way people were freaking out that everyone on the snackpit was suddenly looking at their photos, like they probably hadn't before, and like, "MY PICTURE IS COMING OFF THIS SECOND, DO YOU HEAR ME!?!?!"

To this day, I'm still baffled at how freaked out people were over the whole thing. I mean, why not just wear a veil every time you leave the house?


...and Banquet Bear thinks EVERYONE is hostile. Except himself.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Careful, What_Exit. Banquet_Bear thinks you're being hostile.

BB is head of the SDMB complaints department. I think it's a paid position. I'd like to hire him to complain about all the pot holes in the roads around here. We really could use a professional's help in getting them fixed.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

...and Banquet Bear thinks EVERYONE is hostile. Except himself.

In Banquet Bear world everybody on the Derp is a transphobic racist bigot except him, Dribble, and andy4eyes

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

In Banquet Bear world everybody on the Derp is a transphobic racist bigot except him, Dribble, and andy4eyes

Wow, I didn't know Banquet Bear thought I was a transphobic racist bigot. Can you point me to that post?

[Someone]

Uh huh. Just the thing a transphobic racist bigot would say.

[Someone]

Hmm, what could DrDeth possibly be not talking about here?

... But all this obsessively searching for minor discrepancies about a poster (mostly because you disagree with that poster) - that is really the Jerkish behavior , and should be moderated.
...
Pitting posters due to jerks finding those tiny discrepancies should be outright banned ...

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/st...ment/969713/40

[Someone]

TBH, I still don’t get the logic—or perhaps I just don’t grant the underlying premises—behind this idea of changing “minor details” to throw off doxxers. If I want to keep you all from using my place of birth to dox me, then I just won’t tell you where I was born. I cannot imagine a scenario where I would need to replace a specific truth (I was born in Yokosuka, Japan) with a specific lie (I was born in Sasebo, Japan), particularly as a general truth alone would do (“I was born in Japan” or “I was born overseas” or even “The details of my life are quite inconsequential.”).

Ditto behind “I am in my 30s” vice... whatever my age is. I don’t need to tell you a fake age.

[Someone]

I'm relatively an open book and I could probably be found out by someone with a little bit of savvy and a lot of time on their hands. Twenty years ago I was a bit more paranoid about internet stuff and I would sometimes be vague or change slight details. So maybe me back then and others now are being silly but a lot of people do it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Hmm, what could DrDeth possibly be not talking about here?

Speaking of that thread:

Originally Posted by Someone

Why did you find it necessary to make that post in the first place? Even if you hadn’t misread the older post, how was the questioning necessary?

Come on, Haj, evieryone knows that the only thing D'Bwian ever posts is pitiful 'gotcha' attempts. It was 'necessary' for the very simple reason that it's the only type of post he knows how to do! If it wasn't for that, he'd never be able to post at all!

[Someone]

This reminds me of the time QED (I think) was 'splaining cookies to the masses, telling them that cookies were harmless. IIRC he posted the cookie the derp left on his computer, and thereafter found out that someone cut and pasted it into their computer had had access to his account. Brilliant lesson therein.

Discourse is crappy to google SDMB threads on, so I've got no link.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This reminds me of the time QED (I think) was 'splaining cookies to the masses, telling them that cookies were harmless. IIRC he posted the cookie the derp left on his computer, and thereafter found out that someone cut and pasted it into their computer had had access to his account. Brilliant lesson therein.

Discourse is crappy to google SDMB threads on, so I've got no link.

It was QED and it was hilarious. I think the thread was hidden. As I recall, he owned it.