Resolved:

Pencil · #1 26th September 2023, 05:42 AM

There should be no sales tax on dill.

What do you think is resolved?

What Exit? · #2 26th September 2023, 05:44 AM

New Jersey agrees, we have no sales tax on dill.

Flying Saucerian · #3 26th September 2023, 07:23 AM

What about Tommy, Chuckie, and the twins?

Pencil · #4 26th September 2023, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by What Exit?

New Jersey agrees, we have no sales tax on dill.

As is fitting for The Garden State.

Zeener Diode · #5 26th September 2023, 09:57 AM

What's so special about Dill?

C2H5OH · #6 26th September 2023, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pencil

There should be no sales tax on dill.

What do you think is resolved?

I may be being whooshed, here, but if this is a complaint about Durp GD debates that start with "Resolved:", it's just a standard 'debate club' means of introducing a topic (e.g. 'There should be no sales tax on dill') that is then debated by both sides as to whether or not the 'resolution' should be adopted.

It isn't 'resolved' (or not) until one side or the other 'wins' the debate. It's a rather stupid convention to be used in a Durp GD thread, since GD does NOT constitute formal 'debate club' style debates, but rather just petty arguments... But, hey, it's the Durp

Jaglavak · #7 26th September 2023, 11:07 AM

Wha? Hey, I solved it for you once already. How did you manage to fuck it up again?

JimNightshade · #8 27th September 2023, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Wha? Hey, I solved it for you once already. How did you manage to fuck it up again?

Dill is for Herrings, on rye,with raw onion rings, bacon fat in place of butter, and plenty of Snaps (Aquavitae).

Cheers. It is the scandihooligan way.
Resolved.

Jaglavak · #9 27th September 2023, 11:20 AM

"To Brother John Cor, by order of the King, to make aqua vitae bolls of malt."
Exchequer Rolls of Scotland 1495

JimNightshade · #10 29th September 2023, 09:43 AM

What did I win?
And how do I claim my prize?

Sputnik · #11 29th September 2023, 10:06 AM

Dill gives you genital warts.

3acres · #12 29th September 2023, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sputnik

Dill gives you genital warts.

Be careful about where you put your pickle.

AHunter3 · #13 29th September 2023, 12:01 PM

Dill is God's Own Garnish.

"Resolved" is either shorthand for "Let's debate whether the following oughta be an axiom" or else for "Listen to me because I like to make proclamations".

JimNightshade · #14 30th September 2023, 08:57 AM

You can also use Dill to feed a moose.
It makes their roars very distinguished.