Surly Temple

[Jaglavak]

Let you entertain me
Let you make me smile

OK, go!

[Random Precision]

Q: What actions should you take in the event of fallout?
A:

Re-insert and take shorter strokes.

If you are not entertained now, you are probably already singing with the choir invisible. You know, fjord pining.

[Flying Saucerian]

Okay, you asked for it...

[hajario]

Just last night my friend ordered a Dirty Shirley at a bar. It’s a Shirley Temple with vodka.

[Sputnik]

There once was a girl named Shirley,
Who had hair on her chest thick and curly.
One night after dark, on a bench in the park,
She showed all the guys her birthmark.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Random Precision

Q: What actions should you take in the event of fallout?
A:

Unless you're at the beach. Don't ask.

Originally Posted by Random Precision

If you are not entertained now, you are probably already singing with the choir invisible. You know, fjord pining.

We are not amused.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

Okay, you asked for it...

Hah! You think I was born yesterday? G'wan with your earworm bait.

[Flying Saucerian]

Featuring hot babes who are all dead now!

[grrrp]

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by grrrp

Almost 7 years between posts. Impressive.

[teela brown]

I don't know about you, but I still find Heckle and Jeckle entertaining. I liked them when I was in kindergarten, and I still like them now at age 67.

[teela brown]

And more H&J, with an earworm in Jimmy Durante's voice.

[hajario]

Originally Posted by teela brown

And more H&J, with an earworm in Jimmy Durante's voice.

What do you get when you mix them?

[C2H5OH]

"Surly Temple" makes me think of a temple dedicated to the Greek God of misogyny. and misanthropy... I am Assholius. Bow down and blow me, for I am the God that rules you assholes. Never doubt my superiority over you.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by hajario

What do you get when you mix them?

Heckle and Jeckle? I dunno, a flammable beverage?

[hajario]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Heckle and Jeckle? I dunno, a flammable beverage?

That’s that last clue I’m going to drop for a long while

[Jaglavak]

Hah! Keep in mind that its short attention span theater around here.

[Flying Saucerian]

More Googling.

According to Superstition, seeing two crows is good luck.

There's also a Meme suggesting two crows is an about to be attempted murder. I don't get it and I have my suspicions, but there it is.