I Thank You All For Being So Pedestrian

[Jaglavak]

Its really a great way to get some exercise and its good for the environment. And by staying healthy you're lowering medical costs for everyone else too. Thanks!

[Kat]

I'm very seldom a pedestrian. I apologize for driving so much and polluting the air.

[Wolf Larsen]

My app nags me if I don't get enough steps in. It's quite the slave driver.

[Diamonds02]

Such people have DWIs where I’m from!

[Sputnik]

As pedestrians we have the right of way.

[C2H5OH]

Yeah, but you're just as dead if the car runs you down.

Right of way doesn't keep you alive. Look both ways before stepping out into the street.

And if it's a one-way street, the one time you don't look the wrong way is the one time some moron will be coming the wrong way. And not watching for peds.

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Kat

I'm very seldom a pedestrian. I apologize for driving so much and polluting the air.

Have you considered a hybrid or an electric?

[JackieLikesVariety]

I walk all the time and pity those who live places you can't get anywhere without a car.

[JimNightshade]

I walk like an Egyptian.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

As pedestrians we have the right of way.

That’s what makes us pest-rians.

[JimNightshade]

Today I walked on sunshine. It was pleasant.

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

I walk all the time and pity those who live places you can't get anywhere without a car.

That would be me. I have a walking pad in my office that I need to use more. The scenery isn't as good, but it's warm and dry and there are screens and wifi.

[Flying Saucerian]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Today I walked on sunshine. It was pleasant.

You shouldn't walk on sunshine. It might crack.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Today I walked on sunshine. It was pleasant.

[stormie]

I shake the dust off my feet best walking, unless I'm walking in mud, in which case it's not dust so much as mud. No-one ever suggested I shake the mud off my feet, except my dogs. One must question their advice (don't eat that!)

[C2H5OH]

A couple of decades or so, ago, when I lived in an apartment in Syracuse, the downstairs neighbor's dog had a frozen, half rotted squirrel in its mouth. I ignored it and left it as a problem for the dog's owner to deal with. If a dog says this is yummy, you might want to question the dog's food judgement.

[Scuba Ben]

Reducto ad S.E.P. is a very useful guideline for life.

We have a mouse problem. We also have a dog that occasionally wants to hunt. I figure that if the dog can catch a mouse, the dog can have the mouse.

[Rat Diva]

I had a mouse in my house last week. Yes, the same house that contains my four cats. I haven't seen the mouse since.

I hope it managed to escape and warn its murine brethren to stay the hell away from THAT house.

The cats thought it was the best toy ever and waited and waited for it to reappear.