I'm Smokin' a Doobie, Who wants a toke? - Page 3

dirty hippie · #**101** 26th February 2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Anybody want a cookie? They're fresh!

*pssssssssssssth*

Wheeeeeew!

Shah...

*scritches stinky kitty*

hell ya

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #**102** 26th February 2010, 03:52 PM

I just want something to take the pain away.

SmartAleq · #**103** 26th February 2010, 03:52 PM

Try the peanut butter ones--I made 'em with itty bitty peanut butter cup candies instead of regular chocolate chips. It's fucked up that you really can't eat more than two and be able to remember the experience because they're retardedly delicious...

*passes pipe to hairy viking*

Here, babe, check this out. Might help you out with that shouty thing...

dirty hippie · #**104** 26th February 2010, 03:52 PM

look a clown car

Bucky Katt · #**105** 26th February 2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty hippie

look a clown car

IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR!

SmartAleq · #**106** 26th February 2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Michelle Duggar's vagina

I just want something to take the pain away.

*queasily shies handful of cookies into scary thing*

Um, there you go. You'll go away now, yes?

Michelle Duggar · #**107** 26th February 2010, 03:54 PM

Oh dear. Who let her out?

Rock · #**108** 26th February 2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Anybody want a cookie? They're fresh!

Don't mind if I do!

Bucky Katt · #**109** 26th February 2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Michelle Duggar

Oh dear. Who let her out?

After what she's been through, I would assume she just fell out.

COOKIES? WANT!

Sven the Horny Viking · #**110** 26th February 2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

*passes pipe to hairy viking*

Here, babe, check this out. Might help you out with that shouty thing...

SOMEBODY'S SHOUTING?

:COUGHS: :EYES CROSS:

I want some lefse.

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #**111** 26th February 2010, 03:57 PM

The bladder and uterus are far too close for comfort, but will she listen to me? NOOOOOO.

SmartAleq · #**112** 26th February 2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

Don't mind if I do!

Heh, you're all sideways!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sven the Horny Viking

SOMEBODY'S SHOUTING?

:COUGHS: :EYES CROSS:

I want some lefse.

Here, have a cookie! *tosses another cookie to stinky cat*

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Originally Posted by Michelle Duggar's vagina

The bladder and uterus are far too close for comfort, but will she listen to me? NOOOOOO.

So, you're pissed off, then?

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #**113** 26th February 2010, 04:08 PM

You'd better believe it! I don't know how much more of this I can take.

SmartAleq · #**114** 26th February 2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Michelle Duggar's vagina

You'd better believe it! I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Have you tried an ointment on that? Perhaps a soothing ungulate?

dirty hippie · #**115** 26th February 2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucky Katt

::: takes massive toke, passes out in dirty hippie's lap :::

this kitty

is stinky but kitty

i meant pretty

no kitty

this is some kitty good shit ya got smart alex

Sven the Horny Viking · #**116** 26th February 2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Here, have a cookie! *tosses another cookie to stinky cat*

You're a fine wench.

Why are you feeding that rug?

SmartAleq · #**117** 26th February 2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sven the Horny Viking

You're a fine wench.

Why are you feeding that rug?

Um, it's hungry?

dirty hippie · #**118** 26th February 2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sven the Horny Viking

You're a fine wench.

Why are you feeding that rug?

im not a rug dumbass

Eddie Izzard · #**119** 26th February 2010, 04:16 PM

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

Bucky Katt · #**120** 26th February 2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Here, have a cookie! *tosses another cookie to stinky cat*

You don't mean me, do you? Do I offend?

Sven the Horny Viking · #**121** 26th February 2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucky Katt

You don't mean me, do you? Do I offend?

Fjorgyn on a beach towel, ye stink like a pelican upchucked on a shitwagon.

You'd make a nice cape though.

Bucky Katt · #**122** 26th February 2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sven the Horny Viking

Fjorgyn on a beach towel, ye stink like a pelican upchucked on a shitwagon.

You'd make a nice cape though.

Yeah, and you smell like a bed of roses. When was the last time you bathed, you filthy Viking?

Sven the Horny Viking · #**123** 26th February 2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucky Katt

Yeah, and you smell like a bed of roses. When was the last time you bathed, you filthy Viking?

What's...bathed?

Bucky Katt · #**124** 26th February 2010, 04:49 PM

You know, when you lick youself all over to get clean, and then hork up hairballs behind the couch and in the heating ducts.

SmartAleq · #**125** 26th February 2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sven the Horny Viking

What's...bathed?

You know, "fall overboard!"

Gaia Defender · #**126** 26th February 2010, 05:48 PM

Making marijuana illegal is just part of the white power structure's oppression of the people of color, so it should be legalized.

But I find that when I smoke I forget my hatred of the patriarchy and end up doing anal with a foreign sailor. Then I feel disgusted with myself in the morning. And my ass hurts.

dirty hippie · #**127** 26th February 2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaia Defender

Making marijuana illegal is just part of the white power structure's oppression of the people of color, so it should be legalized.

But I find that when I smoke I forget my hatred of the patriarchy and end up doing anal with a foreign sailor. Then I feel disgusted with myself in the morning. And my ass hurts.

youre smokin the wrong stuff man

Gaia Defender · #**128** 26th February 2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty hippie

youre smokin the wrong stuff man

If I smoked better stuff my ass wouldn't hurt?

dirty hippie · #**129** 26th February 2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaia Defender

If I smoked better stuff my ass wouldn't hurt?

ere try dis

Bucky Katt · #**130** 26th February 2010, 06:59 PM

This has been exhausting for a delicate kitty cat like me. I'll be back tomorrow sometime.
Make sure there's more margaritas and 'nip, please.

:: curls up between dirty hippie and Smart Aleq and falls asleep ::

/b/ · #**131** 26th February 2010, 07:01 PM

Bucky Katt · #**132** 26th February 2010, 07:20 PM

Where did you get that picture of me??????????

Hiaku Nonny · #**133** 26th February 2010, 07:23 PM

Hiaku,
Nonny.

dirty hippie · #**134** 26th February 2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hiaku Nonny

Hiaku,
Nonny.

high

coo

cartman · #**135** 26th February 2010, 07:51 PM

AY! Get the fuck outta here!

Goddamn hippies!

dirty hippie · #**136** 26th February 2010, 07:59 PM

cmon man

hop in the van

i can introduce you to the kind rainbow sisters

cartman · #**137** 26th February 2010, 08:01 PM

NO!

Sonofabitch!

SmartAleq · #**138** 26th February 2010, 08:03 PM

Yeah, sorry I checked out there for a bit--you understand, right?

Kick Out The Jams · #**139** 26th February 2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

NO!

Sonofabitch!

Hey!

You've gone one toke over the line. You need to love your brothers and sisters, while fighting against the pigs that hold us all back.

cartman · #**140** 26th February 2010, 08:05 PM

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ! The goddamn hippies are all over!

This is all Kyle's fault! Goddamn hippie-loving Jew!

A Real Woman · #**141** 27th February 2010, 05:47 AM

I thought this affair was adults-only. Except that freaky baby, anyway.

Wanda · #**142** 27th February 2010, 06:36 AM

I want a puff or too.

That crazy guy named Jay sold me oregano last night. Can someone help me get my money back?

dirty hippie · #**143** 27th February 2010, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanda

I want a puff or too.

That crazy guy named Jay sold me oregano last night. Can someone help me get my money back?

no but i can get you puffed up

wake and bake man

tomndebbiedoesdallas · #**144** 27th February 2010, 08:21 AM

Warning issued for talk of current drug use. Do NOT do this again!

cartman · #**145** 27th February 2010, 08:36 AM

*sniff sniff*

Oh man.

This place smells worse than Kenny's house.

Hey! Kenny? Hey Kenny! Yer fam'bly's POOR! Haa? Kenny?

Man, guys. Kenny's just not fun anymore since he started going to that video store.

Jay · #**146** 27th February 2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanda

I want a puff or too.

That crazy guy named Jay sold me oregano last night. Can someone help me get my money back?

Hey, that wasn't cake either, and you didn't mention you have a dick! You're fucking lucky it was oregano and not poison ivy you nasty fuck!

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Originally Posted by tomndebbiedoesdallas

Warning issued for talk of current drug use. Do NOT do this again!

Who let Captain Buzzkill in here? Fuck, dude, huff a blunt and chill the fuck out, yanno?

tomndebbiedoesdallas · #**147** 27th February 2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay

Hey, that wasn't cake either, and you didn't mention you have a dick! You're fucking lucky it was oregano and not poison ivy you nasty fuck!

Who let Captain Buzzkill in here? Fuck, dude, huff a blunt and chill the fuck out, yanno?

Warning issued for profanity.

dirty hippie · #**148** 27th February 2010, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tomndebbiedoesdallas

Warning issued for profanity.

fuck off captain buzzkill

babby · #**149** 27th February 2010, 02:20 PM

I'm hammered. I think I'm channeling Timbecile.

Oompah Loompah · #**150** 28th February 2010, 07:27 AM

Well, I certainly know where NOT to go to recruit new members for the GOP! Why, you are all a disgrace and bring shame on the entire country with these drug addled shenanigans. Everyone knows the only decent drug is fine, expensive alcohol to wash down those lovely oxycontins the doctors prescribe. This is why we can't have universal health care in this country, because those of us in power will not stand for you hoi polloi gaining access to our fine, fine prescription narcotics.