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14th November 2010, 01:36 PM
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Snerk.
She very smoothly cocked a snoot at Plink. I like this woman already! Ahem. Sincere greetings and best wishes for a long, happy posting experience, cog. Now that the formalities are out of the way, howzit goin', grab a drink of yer choice and sit yerself down. 
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14th November 2010, 01:38 PM
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I can get my own fishing line. But you're missing out on a Hell of a barbecue.[/QUOTE] That's ok. Cuz I cannot STAND seafood. I hate all "food" that lives in the water. I am even pretty judgmental of people who spend a questionable amount of time taking baths.
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14th November 2010, 01:39 PM
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Oh, I messed up that quoting thing... MESSAGE BOARDING IS HARD
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14th November 2010, 01:45 PM
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I can get my own fishing line. But you're missing out on a Hell of a barbecue.[/QUOTE]
That's ok. Cuz I cannot STAND seafood. I hate all "food" that lives in the water. I am even pretty judgmental of people who spend a questionable amount of time taking baths.[/QUOTE] What the HELL does 40-pound test have to do with seafood?! Christ! Look, I'm sure you're a nice person and all, but I simply cannot have you fucking up my barbecue with all kinds of misunderstandings. Did you miss the part about the hand grenades?! You could kill us all! This is serious business, not an afternoon with the girls at some overpriced coffeehouse!
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14th November 2010, 01:49 PM
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YOU SAID FISHING LINE and then bbq! I just assumed there would be fish caught with the line and then it would be BBQ'd and then the rest of the stuff was for later... or the laser floor show...I don't know! I am new here!!
And stop making fun of me with the quoting thing! jerk
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#59
14th November 2010, 01:50 PM
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You may sneer all you like, Plink, but Neato is the ultimate giggly cheerleader and every serious barbecue needs at least one of those. Plus, I'm pretty sure she knows CPR, always a good skill.
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14th November 2010, 01:53 PM
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Ok, lets get something straight here. I am NOT a cheerleader. I have never BEEN a cheerleader. I am however VERY giggly and a wonderful addition to most every situation/occasion.
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14th November 2010, 02:08 PM
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[/QUOTE]
I can get my own fishing line. But you're missing out on a Hell of a barbecue.[/QUOTE] That's ok. Cuz I cannot STAND seafood. I hate all "food" that lives in the water. I am even pretty judgmental of people who spend a questionable amount of time taking baths.[/QUOTE] What the HELL does 40-pound test have to do with seafood?! Christ! Look, I'm sure you're a nice person and all, but I simply cannot have you fucking up my barbecue with all kinds of misunderstandings. Did you miss the part about the hand grenades?! You could kill us all! This is serious business, not an afternoon with the girls at some overpriced coffeehouse![/QUOTE] Well you can't blame her. None of us know what the hell a forty pound test is. Some sort of dieting examination?
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14th November 2010, 02:16 PM
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Neato! You can say "ass" here. (Cunt too, but that's a long story)  Here's your cake.
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14th November 2010, 02:18 PM
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 Nobody ever believes me about this, though, until AFTER they draw back a bloody stump...
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14th November 2010, 02:29 PM
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It's a rare and delightful thing when Denver is ahead and my wife doesn't know who to talk to about the grenades. Well, she knows who, but not exactly how. So I figured I'd send in the new meat.
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14th November 2010, 04:08 PM
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14th November 2010, 04:24 PM
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Welcome, ncogneato, from the only person on these boards who is normal and wholesome. Uh, that would be me.
Don't let Plink freak you out too much. I've known him all his life, literally, and while he yaps and snarls from behind his chain link fence, he just loves it when you scratch his belly. And the man throws a bodacious barbecue!
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14th November 2010, 05:04 PM
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 : drops bottle or Thunderbird, and flees, waving at cogs on the way out :
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dogbutler-100% fact free!  We want a Zamboni smiley!
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14th November 2010, 05:54 PM
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Actually there are a number of Uthy clones. They rotate who does which task. You can tell which is which by some subtle posting cues. The last post was by Uthy #6. He's the philosophical one.
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#78
14th November 2010, 06:02 PM
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Welcome, ncog! The great thing about message boards is that we will all just assume that you're super hot and thin until we learn otherwise. This, unfortunately, will not work to your advantage as most of us are lonely, ugly men.
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14th November 2010, 06:04 PM
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15th November 2010, 03:27 AM
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Welcome, ncoggneato! There are lots of message boards out on the Internet, but rest assured that this is, in fact, one of them.
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15th November 2010, 06:29 AM
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It's yellow, sorry. But there's more where that came from! Welcome Neato! Let's hope you're as entertaining as Smartie. Otherwise  I love you. Let's make babies. You're hot. Have you lost weight?
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15th November 2010, 08:24 AM
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 Bonus points for reminding me of my favorite scene in Aliens: Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No. Have you?
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#86
15th November 2010, 08:41 AM
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Welcome, Neato! Glad you are here.
Word of warning from an (almost) newbie: keep your head down when the shit start flying. It can get messy pretty quickly.
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15th November 2010, 10:31 AM
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Howdy!
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15th November 2010, 05:08 PM
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oh, shit. you're right, thanks Smarts. GRRRR!! RAWWWR!! *hehehe* :hijack:
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