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Old 14th November 2010, 02:53 PM
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WELCOME, SHAWN
Despite joining like a year ago, Shawn (freshly name changed from Shawn5961) demands his own welcome thread. Don't go easy on him, he's used to rough treatment.
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Old 14th November 2010, 02:55 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 02:58 PM
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*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:00 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:00 PM
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*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!
Don't get me so excited.

I'll be back after I change my underwear.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:05 PM
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*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!
Don't get me so excited.

I'll be back after I change my underwear.
Fuck off, we don't like newbies.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:12 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:14 PM
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My stamina is inversely related to the number of dildos.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:19 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:26 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:34 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:35 PM
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It will be a blessed relief after Smarty is done with you.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:35 PM
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He comes pre-blazing.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:38 PM
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HUSH YOU. Dead men tell no tales.
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He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:42 PM
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Is Shawn your RL name? Is it spelled like that?












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Old 14th November 2010, 03:43 PM
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He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!
June 2010 to November 2010 != over a year.

You're just upset because I touch you.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:45 PM
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He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!
June 2010 to November 2010 != over a year.

You're just upset because I touch you.

I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.
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Old 14th November 2010, 03:47 PM
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I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.
In that case, I'll be sure to do it more often.

My apologies that you weren't getting it enough.
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Old 14th November 2010, 04:06 PM
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Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.
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Old 14th November 2010, 04:07 PM
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I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.
In that case, I'll be sure to do it more often.

My apologies that you weren't getting it enough.
Someone has a new friend.....
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Old 14th November 2010, 04:31 PM
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Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.
Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?
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Old 14th November 2010, 04:39 PM
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Khampy wins the pool - first one to make the new kid cry....
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:02 PM
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Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.
Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?

No, no. The tears go in the Martini.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:09 PM
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Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?

No, no. The tears go in the Martini.
BEAST!
I hope thats not good booze.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:10 PM
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No, no. The tears go in the Martini.
That tears at the fabric of Spacetime.


Am I doing this right?
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:20 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:31 PM
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With those claws, I'd say yes.
I actually scrolled back up to look.

Stoopid bikini chicken!
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:32 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:38 PM
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[Wolf hands Shawn the codpiece with the big spikes on the outside.]

Here, I think you're gonna need this.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:38 PM
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New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

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Old 14th November 2010, 05:39 PM
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New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

Man, the power has really gone to your head, demanding that all the noobs orally please you like that.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:42 PM
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Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:50 PM
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Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn.
Man, the power has really gone to your head.
Fair point.
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:51 PM
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New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

Khampelf already has meals being served....
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Old 14th November 2010, 05:52 PM
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Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn.
That's not very nice. It'll make me cry.

And not the good tears. I'll cry TEARS OF BLOOD!
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Old 14th November 2010, 06:21 PM
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Old 14th November 2010, 06:25 PM
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I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*
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Welcome, Shawn.

'Puna extends a hand, offers a firm, manly shake and solid clap on the shoulder.

If you're lucky, mlerose will be along shortly to grab your ass. Although, with that dildo ... um, where it is, that might not be as much fun as it sounds like. Anyway, welcome. Good luck.

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I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
A baer hug?
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Old 14th November 2010, 06:43 PM
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*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Bring me the head of Captain Crunch!
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Old 14th November 2010, 06:58 PM
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Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
She could only dream of such an honor.
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Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
Who do you think I am, Michael Jackson?

Oooh, too soon?
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Old 14th November 2010, 07:27 PM
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Never too soon around here.
No respect, that's what we got!
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Old 14th November 2010, 07:28 PM
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Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
Who do you think I am, Michael Jackson?

Oooh, too soon?
I'm not a little boy
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