Samuel adams is my friend

[Shawn]

Seiropusly. Can it get any better? IThanks to knowt eating all day, after 5 samuel adams octoberfests (mmmmmmmmmm) i'm fucking drunk off my asss. god i love it. you dont realize how good of a feelkng being drunk is until yu
're crunk. and the more you drunk the faster you drunk so it makes it ever n better! gopd i lolve it. i really ned to go buy some winter lager or old feziznewing ale of rsom ething. it sounds os fucking delicosu.y okay that sall. goodobye my friends!!!!!1

[SmartAleq]

Nice drunk typing! Good job, man. *high five*

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Nice drunk typing! Good job, man. *high five*

THANKS! &hiugh five back*&
WHERE AR EMY DILDOS

[SmartAleq]

If they were up your ass you'd know where... wait.

[bufftabby]

Is this the part where we start throwing dildos around? I hope so, cause I already started.

[Shawn]

SDILDSO FIGHT!

[mlerose]

Is it harvest time already?

[Dragonlady]

Sorta new guy is coming along nicely!!

[bufftabby]

*tosses a sparkly pink otter-shaped dildo in the general direction of the Cloverhole*

[Shawn]

UPDATe: O AHVE NOW HAD 6 VEERS AND HAVE ON MORE LEFt

[Shawn]

YSAY FOPR ORTTER DIDLDOS

[bufftabby]

And one for the Horse's ass!

*passes a neon-green bullet to the left-hand side*

[Shawn]

My ex gilrvirnd had a bullet it was silver though not grren i used it on her

[Dragonlady]

Yay!

She shoots and scores!!

*slaps Bufferoo a high five*

[Shawn]

where's my high fivRD?!

[Dragonlady]

You get no high five.

I will however, give you this nice assgrab, since MLE seems to be missing at the moment.

[Shawn]

I real nyed to get laidl it's been so long. i did it with some random chuck but she suckd obmepare to my ex. i relaly wish i could fuck my eytes again

[Darmund]

I'm not here.

[Shawn]

[QUOTE=Darmund;494705]I'm not here.[/QUO
YOU MOST CERATIANL ARE

[mlerose]

Now that the dildo harvest is here, I'll be able to find some good ass space to be squeezin'.

::assgrabs:: for drunken Shawn!

[Darmund]

[QUOTE=Shawn;494708]

Originally Posted by Darmund

I'm not here.[/QUO
YOU MOST CERATIANL ARE

QUOTE FAIL

No I'm not.

[Shawn]

[QUOTE=Darmund;494712]

Originally Posted by Shawn

QUOTE FAIL

No I'm not.

I ROCK AT QUOTE S AND YOU MOST DEFINLY ARE HERE SO DONT GIMME THAT BULLSHIT

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by mlerose

Now that the dildo harvest is here, I'll be able to find some good ass space to be squeezin'.

::assgrabs:: for drunken Shawn!

Hehehehe yoiu'tr emoye than welcome to gragb my ass becaiuse if i recall corecltyt you have a nice boototay

[Darmund]

Being drunk is no excuse to not type correctly. I'm on my 9th or 10th beer and I can still type coherently. MAKE SENSE YOU FUCKER!

[Chacoguy]

Give 'im a break; this almost 'Monkey Butler' good.

[Shawn]

Oy, my head hurts.

And I burnt the shit out of my mouth on Hot Pockets, because TAURUS SAID THEY WERE SAFE TO EAT.

[Taur]

I meant that you can *live* on Hot Pockets.

Cheer up, dude. Post #22 should keep you in the top 3 of the DTP Hall of Fame.

[Dragonlady]

I dunno Taurus, I'm diggin #19!!

[SmartAleq]

Originally Posted by Darmund

Being drunk is no excuse to not type correctly. I'm on my 9th or 10th beer and I can still type coherently. MAKE SENSE YOU FUCKER!

Yes, but hon, you have about twice the experience drunk typing as he has just BREATHING so it's not strictly fair to expect him to be up to speed yet. It's like the Olympic athlete dissing on the Pee Wee Leaguer, y'know?

[The Superhero]

Originally Posted by Shawn

Hehehehe yoiu'tr emoye than welcome to gragb my ass becaiuse if i recall corecltyt you have a nice boototay

I can verify: her boototay is quite nice, indeed.

[Darmund]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Yes, but hon, you have about twice the experience drunk typing as he has just BREATHING so it's not strictly fair to expect him to be up to speed yet. It's like the Olympic athlete dissing on the Pee Wee Leaguer, y'know?

Hmm, ok I'ma choose to take that as a compliment!

[SmartAleq]