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Old 15th December 2010, 05:02 AM
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New Year's Sock Hop
Calling all my fellow socks! Come join together for a New Year's party!

Open to all sock accounts, whether from a past sock hop or Just Because.

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Old 15th December 2010, 05:04 AM
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It's way too early for a New Year's party. Or is this just a dress rehearsal? A mock sock hop as it were?
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Old 15th December 2010, 05:04 AM
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A mock sock hop as it were?
That would be a smock hop.
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Old 15th December 2010, 05:21 AM
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You are all getting a force-choking for Christmas.
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Old 15th December 2010, 05:27 AM
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oh good i love parties now who is going to sit in my lap har har!
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Old 15th December 2010, 05:53 AM
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A mock sock hop as it were?
That would be a smock hop.
Frock you!
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Old 15th December 2010, 05:55 AM
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oh good i love parties now who is going to sit in my lap har har!
I'm in charge of lap dances.
















And I charge $150 per minute.
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:09 AM
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I'll do a pole dance in my socks. For free.
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:11 AM
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Is it a Communist Party?
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:21 AM
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I was hoping for a Pitty Party...
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:23 AM
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Somehow, a God party sounds like it wouldn't be much fun.
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:24 AM
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How about a body parts party?
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:25 AM
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Oh great the idol showed up.
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:26 AM
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There is no party.
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:29 AM
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Oh great the idol showed up.
Damn! Now I want a Billy Idol sock...
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:30 AM
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She's a witch! BURN HER! BURN HER!
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:31 AM
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The Republican Party doesn't sound like much fun either...
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Old 15th December 2010, 06:45 AM
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The Republican Party doesn't sound like much fun either...
You can't read buddy? Sock up or get out!
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:07 AM
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A party? I love parties! I'm great at parties. Do you want to hear one of my stories? Let me tell you one of my stories.

It was in Transylvania, 1918. Just listen, I'm not done yet. It's true! I was sent from Venice to follow after three deceased agents the investigation of General Mateus Targo. No, Targo. With a T and a g. Not next to each other. I travelled to a castle accompanied by Nicholas, Maria, Dr. Heinson and Walters. They were friends, don't interrupt. The interior of the castle was terrifying and Walters was incinerated. Incinerated. Inc--he was burned up. When we met Targo, he took us to meet the previous agents who were by then under his control (Maria killed Dr. Heinson revealed to be a German spy before she knew that). Yeah, German. But not Nazis, so it wasn't so bad. You know, Kaiser guys. Not Caesar, Kaiser. With the pointy hats. Yeah, tho--no, you're thinking of wizards. They're different. Okay, stop and let me finish. Targo was shown to be a reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler and had Nicholas horribly tortured to death. Vlad. Vlad! Okay, stop and listen. Before Targo could deal with me and Maria, we retaliated and performed a vampire exorcism on him. No, that's exercising. We used stakes, not dumbbells. You're a dumbbell!
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:10 AM
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You can't read buddy? Sock up or get out!
Trying to remember the rest of my socks...
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:13 AM
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I love parties!
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:21 AM
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I'm in. There'll be free food, right?

I don't think I've had anyone ask me to remove my boots, ever.

Except the one time I snuck into the community pool to use the shower, but there was a $10 bet involved.
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:48 AM
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It's way too early for a New Year's party. Or is this just a dress rehearsal? A mock sock hop as it were?
As a sock, I hear far too many tales of woe from my cousins the stockings about all the abuse they go through at this time of year. So we don't have any holidays until NYE.

Plus, some of us take two weeks to get ready. We have to clean up, find our mates, and then STAY in pairs for the party. Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is for socks to stay paired up for any length of time?
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:50 AM
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lol i have a mate for you my lad but youll be pretty ripe after two weeks har har!
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Old 15th December 2010, 08:25 AM
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This sounds like so much fun! I will definitely be there. We have a new forklift driver at work tomorrow who would probably like this place too, so I'll be sure to invite him!
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Old 15th December 2010, 09:11 AM
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You are all getting a force-choking for Christmas.
Good. I'm kinky that way.
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Old 15th December 2010, 10:46 AM
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lol i have a mate for you my lad but youll be pretty ripe after two weeks har har!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Old 15th December 2010, 11:05 AM
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Old 15th December 2010, 11:32 AM
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You people put on lame parties. It's always a sausage fest. This place needs more broads. Preferably college-aged and with loose morals.
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Old 15th December 2010, 12:56 PM
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I couldn't possibly be any more broad.
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:26 PM
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There will be no party until you hosers learn how to Pit properly!
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:29 PM
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You people put on lame parties. It's always a sausage fest. This place needs more broads. Preferably college-aged and with loose morals.
And your name again was....?
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:35 PM
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His name is Steve Dallas. Don't you pay any attention?
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:36 PM
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:39 PM
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And it shows.


What's in the red bag, little girl?
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:44 PM
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Old 15th December 2010, 07:50 PM
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Sounds like that damned casserole someone brought to Thanksgiving Dinner.


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That was you, wasn't it?!


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Old 15th December 2010, 08:48 PM
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I'm always ready to party.

Who wants to go first?
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Old 15th December 2010, 09:02 PM
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Will there be women?
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Old 15th December 2010, 09:15 PM
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Who wants to go first?
back off man
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Old 15th December 2010, 09:18 PM
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Old 15th December 2010, 09:18 PM
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Ay! Get out of this thread!

Goddamn hippies piss me off!
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Old 16th December 2010, 04:34 AM
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back off man
Nobody ever scored by backing off. You gotta charge forward, son! Take out all your obstacles! Score! Win! You're a winner, son! Be a winner!

Now gimme fifty windsprints and hit the showers.
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Old 16th December 2010, 06:21 AM
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I'm always ready to party.

Who wants to go first?
back off man

What kind of hippie are you? You missed a golden opportunity.

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I see you've got your fist out.
Say your piece and get out.
Yes I get the jist of it, but
It's all right ....
I will survive .... I will survive
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Old 3rd January 2011, 07:10 AM
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Happy new year!


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Old 3rd January 2011, 08:02 AM
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Goddamn socks and stockings, I'm sick of you, ALL OF YOU!



Fuckers.
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