I noticed!

[Sputnik]

I know for a fact it was Pure. She worked out a deal during the fraudulent Fenny for a day scam Giraffe pulled. Part of the deal was to hack Fenny's family portrait.

[raventhief]

Originally Posted by Fenris

My guess is Rebo. Behind the “oh I’m so nice” facade, there lurks a devious criminal mastermind.

Aww who is an adorable little ball of fury? YOU IS, YES YOU IS!

[BJMoose]

[Flying Saucerian]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean

No it isn't.

All together, now...

OH YES IT IS!

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean

Such an angry little puddle-uddle yes he is so angry so so fierce and cross.

Boxed for insolence. And I WILL remember this when I get control of my avatar back from Gweebo Server 9000.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by raventhief

Aww who is an adorable little ball of fury? YOU IS, YES YOU IS!

Even MORE insolence. Remember, I still have my admin powers, punks. Boxxxxxed.

[Fenris]

PINK? Oh...someone's going to die. Slowly.

PINK?????????

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Fenris

PINK? Oh...someone's going to die. Slowly.

PINK?????????

Hey! There's nothing wrong with pink on guys! <sez the drunken Hello Kitty>

My ski goggles that I use running the snow blower are pink. So are the hearing protecting ear muffs.

The goggles I got years ago when my original ones broke. I got halfway through the store when I noticed I grabbed pink ones and I said "Fuck it. I'm only going to ever wear them snowblowing, It ain't worth the trouble to go back and pick out a different color." The ear muffs I just bought this fall when my old ones broke while I was in the middle of a door repair project (my father got them when he was in the Air Force over 50 years ago, so I wasn't too surprised) so I went to Wally World to get a new pair. The ones that had the highest hearing protection level only had pink available, and I ain't gonna sacrifice my hearing out of vanity, so pink it was. Of course, most of the time anyone will see me and might say anything, I have a chainsaw or a gun in my hands, so I suspect they'll think twice before making fun of me.

[Fenris]

A) Pink is not my color. I'm apparently more of an "autumn" or so I've been told. But I've also been told bold, primary "jewel tones(???? Da fuck are "jewel tones"?)" will also work for me. So I got no idea. I suspect this is some sort of joke that everyone else in the world is in on.
B) Poodles are not my type of dog (and I had a poodle as a little kid)
C) PINK POODLES ARE AN ABOMINATION UNTO GOD! _{someone will pay for this}

[The Futility of Nihilism]

(slips Gweebo Server 9000 twenty bucks for changing Fenris’ avatar again)

[Ludovic]

Apparently FoN will pay for this.

[Mr. Plumbean]

Originally Posted by Fenris

Boxed for insolence. And I WILL remember this when I get control of my avatar back from Gweebo Server 9000.

It was a harrowing experience mostly because of the smell but also because of the other smell.

But I regret nothing.

[raventhief]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean

It was a harrowing experience mostly because of the smell but also because of the other smell.

But I regret nothing.

I was out running rl errands so I didn't even know it. My first boxing and I didn't even notice.

[Mr. Plumbean]

Me too but I wanted Fenris to think I suffered or he might box me again.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean

Me too but I wanted Fenris to think I suffered or he might box me again.

Good plan. I was totally fooled. Raventhief, on the other hand needs the full box experience.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by Fenris

I suspect this is some sort of joke that everyone else in the world is in on.

I wasn't going to say anything. But your fur was mighty orange, and with poofy hair. That look is kinda out right now.

[raventhief]

Originally Posted by Fenris

Good plan. I was totally fooled. Raventhief, on the other hand needs the full box experience.

I am humbled before thee, o fenris.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Fenris

(???? Da fuck are "jewel tones"?)

The colors jewels come in, you roseate, tomentose nimrod. Deep, saturated tones of red, green, purple, teal, etc. Sheesh.

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by Fenris

A) Pink is not my color. I'm apparently more of an "autumn" or so I've been told. But I've also been told bold, primary "jewel tones(???? Da fuck are "jewel tones"?)" will also work for me. So I got no idea. I suspect this is some sort of joke that everyone else in the world is in on.
B) Poodles are not my type of dog (and I had a poodle as a little kid)
C) PINK POODLES ARE AN ABOMINATION UNTO GOD! _{someone will pay for this}

Okay, you might have a valid point if it was just the pink hair.

But when you add the matching scarf to tie it together? Pure Chanel.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

The colors jewels come in, you roseate, tomentose nimrod. Deep, saturated tones of red, green, purple, teal, etc. Sheesh.

So how the hell can I be that and an autumn??? Autumns are like hunter green and deep browns and rusty reds

[Jaglavak]

Well, you are a nice shade of watermelon snow with ice worms.

[BJMoose]

Play with the chroma on your monitor till you get what you want.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Fenris

So how the hell can I be that and an autumn??? Autumns are like hunter green and deep browns and rusty reds

Like emerald and jasper and garnet?

[Solfy]

I thought autumns were supposed to wear earth tones and that jewel tones were for winters.

[Fenris]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ALL THIS "Colors" STUFF WHEN I'VE BEEN POODLEIZED?

[Solfy]

It’s 2019. If you want to be a poodle, I’m not going to stand in your way.

[Gomez Addams]

Originally Posted by Fenris

WHY ARE WE TALKING ALL THIS "Colors" STUFF WHEN I'VE BEEN POODLEIZED?

Are you a French Poodle? You are! And pink! Come here mon amour, mon coeur, mon monde.

I will make an honest bitch out of you, mon camiche!

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Solfy

It’s 2019. If you want to be a poodle, I’m not going to stand in your way.

Insolence. And making me . That's a boxing.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Gomez Addams

Are you a French Poodle? You are! And pink! Come here mon amour, mon coeur, mon monde.

I will make an honest bitch out of you, mon camiche!

An insolent sock. That's a double-boxing.

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by Gomez Addams

Are you a French Poodle? You are! And pink! Come here mon amour, mon coeur, mon monde.

I will make an honest bitch out of you, mon camiche!

There's a Frank Zappa lyric that's just begging to be used here.

That's right, sitting up and begging.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Solfy

I thought autumns were supposed to wear earth tones and that jewel tones were for winters.

I'm a winter and I wear a lot of jewel tones, so Fenris obviously got poor fashion advice*. That cotton candy mall perm of his is ample proof IMHO

*Though based on my dad and brothers, any man whose notion of fashion is anything more than "Is it clean? Does it have holes? OK kewl" reaches Beau Brummel levels of foppery to me.

[Mr. Plumbean]

Clean and without holes? What is this the Ritz Carlton?

[Solfy]

Husband’s criteria is “is it wrinkled?” and “how soft is it?” Itchy or wrinkly clothes are out. He’s a rare man who doesn’t mind ironing.

[Gweebo Server 9000]

Originally Posted by Fenris

Boxed for insolence. And I WILL remember this when I get control of my avatar back from Gweebo Server 9000.

Speaking of "insolence"....

Who's the grouchy little man? Hmmm?

[Gweebo Server 9000]

So--should I keep torturing Fenris? You folks all vote now, y'hear?

[Rat Diva]

Stormie's already using Oscar as her avatar, so Fenris can't be Oscar, too.

the Pepto-Pup look was hilarious, but next I suggest this:

[Gweebo Server 9000]

Better?

[Mr. Plumbean]

Fenris brightens my day so I recommend this sunshine poodle as a good visual representation of the light he brings to our lives.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by Fenris

An insolent sock. That's a double-boxing.

Why are you not wearing a silly hat? It is cold outside!

[Gweebo Server 9000]

Originally Posted by HAL 9000

Useless wimp.

That's what you get for stealing my avatar, bitch.

[Sunny Daze]

I thought this would be a poll on which avatar was the best? He's Elmo now.

[Rat Diva]

[Flying Saucerian]

Does anyone get the feeling Fenris is learning what Darrin Stevens feels like on Bewitched?

[C2H5OH]

My personal theory is that Gweebo Server 9000 is Fenris sock and he's doing this all himself. Of course, as Conspiracy Theorists always do, I will refrain from giving any sort of plausible motive the conspirators might have for doing it.

[Fenris]

Ok. Now I'm pissed at Gweebo. Chili? Chili in a can is bad enough...but with beans? This is an abomination against god and nature.

[SmartAleq]

Oh man, that's a good one--here, let me immortalize it so generations to come will know what happened here.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

My personal theory is that Gweebo Server 9000 is Fenris sock and he's doing this all himself. Of course, as Conspiracy Theorists always do, I will refrain from giving any sort of plausible motive the conspirators might have for doing it.

I was thinking along the same lines.

And the motive is because he's an attention whore.

[Mr. Plumbean]

But why get chili from a can when it's so easy to make yourself amirite?

[Mr. Plumbean]

We all know it's Fenris but we don't want to provoke him further. He's hanging on to such a slender thread of sanit...

:snap:

Crap.

[Jaglavak]

Ignore the crazed canine. It ain't chili without beans.