The Rules Thread

[Senpai]

151. Senpai will be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them all is her real test, to train them is her cause.

[Senpai]

152. You puke, you clean it.

[Random Precision]

153. No running with scissors. Knives, bayonets and swords are okay, just not scissors.

[Wolf Larsen]

154. Don't drink chunky milk.

[Kat]

155. Don't eat chunky peanut butter.

[Wolf Larsen]

156. Don't have sex with women with yeast infections.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

157. If you dealt it, be prepared to accept responsibility by stating you smelt it.

[(Anonymous​)]

158. Bus tickets to Pittsburgh shall always be tantalizingly priced just out of reach.

[(Anonymous)]

159. No anonymous posting.

[(Anonymous​)]

160. Enforcement of Rule #159 will be the responsibility of the nice lady who runs this place.

[SmartAleq]

161. Don't eat the yellow snow.

[Flying Saucerian]

162. Stop teasing your brother!

[Scuba Ben]

163. Don't talk back! Yakkity yack.

[Flying Saucerian]

164. Smoking in the outer lobby only

[Khampelf]

165. Bursting into flames is allowed outside the venue only.

[Kat]

166. No parking between 6:15 AM and 7:42 AM.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

167. No right turn on red between the hours of 7 AM and 9 AM and between 2:30 PM and 4:30 PM.

[Zeener Diode]

168. Don't make fun of Khampelf's halitosis.

[Mr. Plumbean]

170. Don't ask about rule 169.

[Zeener Diode]

171. Same as Rule #169.

[Random Precision]

172. May pre house the seamy side volitation!!

[Jaglavak]

173. Always be at least as nice to your family as you are to strangers.

[Jaglavak]

174. A proper midnight snack shall consist of toasted whole wheat topped with a thin slice of cheddar and as much homemade jam as you can slather on.

[ryevermouthbitters]

Not pie?

[Wolf Larsen]

176. Violations of the Rules Thread format will be dealt with by making the miscreant tongue kiss with Stoid. No exceptions.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

175. I said, "NO FILLING BEYOND CAPACITY". I'm looking at you, God. Stop it.

[Flying Saucerian]

177. No posting out of sequence!

[Random Precision]

178. Suggestions about a monthly avatar theme by those who never participate in the theme will be derided and discarded.

[Wolf Larsen]

179. Monthly avatar changes will be sneered at.

[BJMoose]

180. Only villains sneer.

[Wolf Larsen]

181. Wolf Larsen is not unhappy being labeled a villain.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

182. When merging onto the highway, get up to highway speed before reaching the end of the onramp. Then speed up or slow down in order to synchronize with traffic and pull into an empty spot.

[Khampelf]

183. Punning is to be encouraged in GBB. Complaints about punning will be treated as applause.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

184. The ore zone is for immediate lodeing and unlodeing of puns only. Please do not use any CFC's in the ore zone.

[BJMoose]

185. Trix are for kids.

[Random Precision]

186. Be kind. Rewind.

[Flying Saucerian]

187. All cellphones are to be set to Vibrate while in this thread

[BJMoose]

188. And placed between the thighs.

[Jaglavak]

189. Of a rabid alligator.

[Wolf Larsen]

190. All non-essential personnel should report to the parking lot immediately for processing.

[Mr. Plumbean]

191. The person who posts rule 192 must issue $5.00 via paypal to the author of rule 191.

[BJMoose]

192. (191 void where prohibited by poverty.)

[Jaglavak]

193. Mr Grenade doesn't give do overs.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

194. Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it.

[Flying Saucerian]

195. Don't count on it.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

196. If you open this thread, you must post in it before leaving.

[Khampelf]

197. No talking or texting during sustained silent reading time.

[Wolf Larsen]

198. If the goat says "No", you got to go

[Zeener Diode]

199. Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect $200

[BJMoose]

200. He who has the gold makes the rules.



So what the fuck am I doing in this thread??